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ab itni sardi mai pahadon ka kya bharosa

gye the chutti mnaane

par toofaan mai phans gye

ek choti si jhopdi dikhi

usmein gye but anushka ka badan thand mai kaanp rha tha

jhopdi ka aadmi : saahab memsaahab ke badan ko garmi deni padegi

aap bolo to mai

virat agrees

or fir aadmi ne saari raat anushka ko garam rakha by 

performance ke baad deepika ne bola tum hi jeetoge

but hua ultaa

final mai haar gya

the candidate got so tensed

attempted suicide

deepika comes to know about this in paper

reaches home

deepika : aise koi karta hai

mai hun na

or fir kuch der baad in order to console him

(28-12-2019, 01:49 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]ab mantri ji ke bday pe

aise wish krne pahunch gyi

to mantri g ne party khatam hone ke baad bol diys

celebrate to krne de

or fir raat bhar 

(29-12-2019, 08:17 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]ab itni sardi mai pahadon ka kya bharosa

gye the chutti mnaane

par toofaan mai phans gye

ek choti si jhopdi dikhi

usmein gye but anushka ka badan thand mai kaanp rha tha

jhopdi ka aadmi : saahab memsaahab ke badan ko garmi deni padegi

aap bolo to mai

virat agrees

or fir aadmi ne saari raat anushka ko garam rakha by 

(29-12-2019, 08:26 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]performance ke baad deepika ne bola tum hi jeetoge

but hua ultaa

final mai haar gya

the candidate got so tensed

attempted suicide

deepika comes to know about this in paper

reaches home

deepika : aise koi karta hai

mai hun na

or fir kuch der baad in order to console him

just think of this headline in newspaper

katrina kaif missing since christmas

last seen at mantri g farmhouse at christmas eve

ab agar thakur ke aadmi rakesh ki biwi ko le jaayein christmas ki raat

udhar thakur hall mai nanga

jaise hi katrina aayi saying

christmas week or new year celebrate krna hai angrezi style mai

andar she knew what hewants

(29-12-2019, 08:35 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]just think of this headline in newspaper

katrina kaif missing since christmas

last seen at mantri g farmhouse at christmas eve

Manyri g apna  christmas tree iske holes me guskarthe karthe wish kiya hoga poora din aur rath on 25th in his farm house kat ke sat iski behan ko bui wish kiya poore din aur rath farm house pe
Santacluas costume pehan ke

(29-12-2019, 08:39 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]ab agar thakur ke aadmi rakesh ki biwi ko le jaayein christmas ki raat

udhar thakur hall mai nanga

jaise hi katrina aayi saying

christmas week or new year celebrate krna hai angrezi style mai

andar she knew what hewants

tw :what does he want ?  

(29-12-2019, 08:17 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]ab itni sardi mai pahadon ka kya bharosa

gye the chutti mnaane

par toofaan mai phans gye

ek choti si jhopdi dikhi

usmein gye but anushka ka badan thand mai kaanp rha tha

jhopdi ka aadmi : saahab memsaahab ke badan ko garmi deni padegi

aap bolo to mai

virat agrees

or fir aadmi ne saari raat anushka ko garam rakha by 

tw : sach boloon ..yeh dono to khud bulaane waale log lagte hain :

(29-12-2019, 08:40 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]tw :what does he want ?  

christmas raat ko fuck as ajnabee style

no jaan pehchaan just love making

agle dino mai bf gf style chudaai

live in type

or new year ki raat

thakuraaiyan jaise suhaagraat

(29-12-2019, 08:26 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]performance ke baad deepika ne bola tum hi jeetoge

but hua ultaa

final mai haar gya

the candidate got so tensed

attempted suicide

deepika comes to know about this in paper

reaches home

deepika : aise koi karta hai

mai hun na

or fir kuch der baad in order to console him

tw : ab koi ..aise ..chehre pe smile laane ko ...aayein to ...banda kya karega :

lund pe bhi smile aa jayegi