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tw: jacqueline fernandez in salman khan's panvel farm house .....during lock down (still there) 

by god ....

ghode use karti hain 

usske ghar mein rehti hain 

naahaati khaati hain 

by god ...

main hoto toh ...pakka.....din mein 9-10 baar  



tw : just imagining kaise kaise le raha hoga ..roz ..roz aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

when she cant go home

but society wale mehra uncle openly told her

kuch bhi chahiye hua to maang lena

tw : if she was ..in my house ..every day of the lockout ..making coffee in the morning

gawd ..i would pour my cream on her beans every day .....right there in the morning (despite doing her all night)

(25-04-2020, 03:29 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]when she cant go home

but society wale mehra uncle openly told her

kuch bhi chahiye hua to maang lena

tw: say more say more :

(25-04-2020, 03:30 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]tw : if she was ..in my house ..every day of the lockout ..making coffee in the morning

gawd ..i would pour my cream on her beans every day .....right there in the morning (despite doing her all night)

when her sis husband openly told her in a family function

aaj agar mna kiya tune to teri behen ko yahin chodh dunga

feared she was waiting in his room in night

(25-04-2020, 03:31 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]

TW : the one thing ..she will realize happening almost every 3 hours 

a hand ..coming and ..raising her skirt. ...

tw wants to do her again 

ab bollywood mai baap ka naam tha

to movie mil gyi asaani se

lekin ab jab hollywood se offer aaya

to foreign ka producer to sab kuch check krke hi ok bolega

tw : i know she's got a 7 year old son ...but man i still want to bang her

(25-04-2020, 03:40 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]TW : the one thing ..she will realize happening almost every 3 hours 

a hand ..coming and ..raising her skirt. ...

tw wants to do her again 

sorry to disappoint bro but you are completely wrong here

ye khud har 2 ghante baad aayegi puchne

krna nhi hai kya