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when that dirty producer says

bas ek raat ki baat hai

Bala bhai ki patni ati sundar hai ... bhabi ji pe mera lund to ek dum tanak gaya !!

(30-11-2019, 10:14 AM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]TW : that moment when the indecent proposal is made to a couple and they are considering it

ab masti bhi dekh ke karni chahiye

deepika ne dost ke bolne pe airport pe hi dance ki video bna di

socha kuch nhi choti si baat hai

but it result in grave security concern

arrest hone ki naubat aa rahi thi

deepika pleading to security officer : sir please aage se nhi hoga

security officer : chalo chodh dunga

par ek baar humaare lund pe bhi naach do

(03-12-2019, 10:05 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]ab masti bhi dekh ke karni chahiye

deepika ne dost ke bolne pe airport pe hi dance ki video bna di

socha kuch nhi choti si baat hai

but it result in grave security concern

arrest hone ki naubat aa rahi thi

deepika pleading to security officer : sir please aage se nhi hoga

security officer : chalo chodh dunga

par ek baar humaare lund pe bhi naach do

myself satih was the secuirty in charge and i always used to fap for deepika
but now i have got the oppurtunity

( i handcuffed her and let her male accomplice go)

deepika u have no consideration sfor the traffic and rukus that have been created due to this

u will be escorted to my room

tw : read somewhere

she is the kind of slut jo har boond hanste hanste le legi

tw : dimaag mein ....gandh bhar jana

you see her ...eating a sandwich in a private charter / van

and you think

issey kissne ke liye bualaaya hain ..

ya issne kisi ko ke liye

ab stage pe chadh ke apni lipstick promote kar rahi ho

or audience bole hum kaise maan le effective hai

demo de ke dikhao

and she says to the organiser

katrina : zara pant kholna to inhe dikha dun kitni effective hai

(03-12-2019, 10:27 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]ab stage pe chadh ke apni lipstick promote kar rahi ho

or audience bole hum kaise maan le effective hai

demo de ke dikhao

and she says to the organiser

katrina : zara pant kholna to inhe dikha dun kitni effective hai

TW : lipstick ..aur lund .....

 

tw thinking ..kya combination hain 

ab product launch ke liye invite kiya minister saahab ko

lekin jaise hi katrina aise aayi

mantri ji ne shutter gira ke

showroom ke andar hi dumdaar tareeke se peli

imagine in a shaadi event 

bollywood celebs coming in

katrina sitting with deepika and anushka

or fir jab phere hone lage

deepika : yaar suhaagraat yaad aagyi

anushka : exactly babe kya mazaa aaya tha oohh

or fir nikalte hue both made plan to get fucked by their hubbies

katrina heartbroken but thought mai bhi aaj karungi

going from party picks up this new age hero

only a movie old in bollywood

katrina : free ho aaj

he agress or fir ghar le jaake