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Jab Deepika Ki Raand wali sakal dekh ke Uska Bhai bhi Horny feel karne lagta hai aur wohi khade khade Deepika ke Saamne Hilane Lagta hai


Deepika :- Chiii Tu bhi shuru ho gaya

Shaadi Ke Din Suhaagraat Se Pehley Deepika Ka Husband Sharab pe ke Behosh

Deepika (Ab Suhaagraat kis ke saath Karu)


Bheed :- Mere saath Mere Saath Mere saath

verma ji ka beta rakesh married to katrina a british girl

par verma ji sanskaari aadmi 

to british bahu ko bhi indian saree mai rehne ko bola

or indian riwaaz mai dhal gyi katrina

par ek baar rakesh or katrina gaye maldives

wahan katrina ne ek bold photoshoot krwaya for a maldivian magazine

the director promised ki or kisi country mai release nhi hogi

whi par rakesh ke mohalle mai rehne wala ek aadmi or rakesh ke pita ka dost katrina ki ye pics dekh leta hai

fir dhamki deta hai dono ko : dikhaun ye pics verma ko

rakesh katrina both frightened and told him to please not do this

fir wo aadmi bolta hai thik hai nhi dikhaunga

par ek raat ke liye ye jism (showing magazine) mujhe bhi chakhna hai

and katrina and rakesh agrees

(09-05-2019, 02:50 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]verma ji ka beta rakesh married to katrina a british girl

par verma ji sanskaari aadmi 

to british bahu ko bhi indian saree mai rehne ko bola

or indian riwaaz mai dhal gyi katrina

par ek baar rakesh or katrina gaye maldives

wahan katrina ne ek bold photoshoot krwaya for a maldivian magazine

the director promised ki or kisi country mai release nhi hogi

whi par rakesh ke mohalle mai rehne wala ek aadmi or rakesh ke pita ka dost katrina ki ye pics dekh leta hai

fir dhamki deta hai dono ko : dikhaun ye pics verma ko

rakesh katrina both frightened and told him to please not do this

fir wo aadmi bolta hai thik hai nhi dikhaunga

par ek raat ke liye ye jism (showing magazine) mujhe bhi chakhna hai

and katrina and rakesh agrees

what a plot lpg bro

too good

rakesh ke ghar mai choti behen ki shaadi

gaon ka thakur mukhya atithi tha

shaadi mai rakesh ki biwi ne apne dance se chaar chand lga diye

par thakur ki dhoti mai to lava footne laga

thakur seedha gya rakesh ke baap ke paas

thakur : apni bahu ko aaj raat haveli pe bhej diyo 

nhi to doli nhi uthne dunga gaon mai

parivaar ki ijjat ke liye katrina maan gyi

fir kya raat ko ssara parivaar shaadi mai 

or ghar ki bahu thakur ke bistar mai

(09-05-2019, 12:37 PM)Tirak Wrote: [ -> ]Jab Deepika Ki Raand wali sakal dekh ke Uska Bhai bhi Horny feel karne lagta hai aur wohi khade khade Deepika ke Saamne Hilane Lagta hai


Deepika :- Chiii  Tu bhi shuru ho gaya

 

the loook an unsatisfied wife gives to her servant

after couple of shots down

pati away

naukar shirtless wiping the floor

or fir dheere se : wo bhi saaf karega kya

(09-05-2019, 08:29 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]the loook an unsatisfied wife gives to her servant

after couple of shots down

pati away

naukar shirtless wiping the floor

or fir dheere se : wo bhi saaf karega kya

10 mns later :

TW minister .. visiting house .. to greet

newly born .. baby . in family ..

greeting . even suggesting baby name !

right there.. present .. newly born baby parents 

and their chota bhai and uski biwi .. abhi shaadi hui

as u greet baby and all . .

choti bahu .. looking at u .. with lust

knws . .ki jiska bacha hua hai . woh bhabhi chudi hai TW se

bacha TW ka hai .. 

so choti bahu saying . .teasingly

bahu - agli baar jab mera bacha hoga.. tab bhi aapko aana hoga . mantri ji !!

aap he toh bache kaa naam rakhenge hamara bhi !

said hamara as saying uska aur uske pati kaa. bt saying hamara by looking at TW


TW BRO >> WHO U THINK THAT COUPLE SHOULD BE !!?

(09-05-2019, 10:33 PM)sluttysunny Wrote: [ -> ]TW minister .. visiting house .. to greet

newly born .. baby . in family ..

greeting . even suggesting baby name !

right there.. present .. newly born baby parents 

and their chota bhai and uski biwi .. abhi shaadi hui

as u greet baby and all . .

choti bahu .. looking at u .. with lust

knws . .ki jiska bacha hua hai . woh bhabhi chudi hai TW se

bacha TW ka hai .. 

so choti bahu saying . .teasingly



bahu - agli baar jab mera bacha hoga.. tab bhi aapko aana hoga . mantri ji !!

aap he toh bache kaa naam rakhenge hamara bhi !

said hamara as saying uska aur uske pati kaa. bt saying hamara by looking at TW


TW BRO >> WHO U THINK THAT COUPLE SHOULD BE !!?

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