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(14-12-2019, 10:33 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ].........

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(14-12-2019, 10:48 PM)jack34 Wrote: [ -> ]Aaj toh tang kar rakha hai iski gaand ne 

her expression as she takes it in 

tw : oh fuck my dirty mind

(14-12-2019, 11:07 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]her expression as she takes it in 

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public boli of all high net worth individuals

announcers : and gentlemen ....on stage please join your hands for the long legs kriti sanon ....and the first bid for her ..starts at



crowd : kya milega ..kya milega kya kya milega ? 

announcer : mooh mein ....chut mein ..gaand mein .naabhi mein ..jahan mann jaise mann ghar le ja ke ...apne ....jitni baar man ....aur bina condom ke ..

right kriti jee ? 

kriti : smiles :



1 guy : 100 crore


2nd guy : 1000 crore

3rd guy : 1010 crore

announcer : any more ...for 1010 crores
 
same 3rd guy : 2020 crore 

entire ...hall quiet

announcer : any more for 2020 crore (kriti eyeing this 3rd guy )






announcer : so ok .final winner ...mr ..(Sees name TW ) 


please come on stage ..and claim your woman 



tw making his way to stage ....her eyes following him 









announcer : sir ......congratulation ..woh kriti jee ..............

before he coudl say 

kriti sanon : hello TW jee ....ghar le chaloge kya .apni kriti ko ? 

(Entire crowd ke saamne ) 

chudaai stage pe hogi

ya ghar pe

(19-12-2019, 12:02 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]chudaai stage pe hogi

ya ghar pe

Kriti : ab ..itni thand mein .stage pe ...toh ..(looks at TW) 

waise. ....ghar ....bhi to nahin dekha maine ...inka .... dikha denge toh D: 

tw : waise ..2nd and 3rd bid waale ka .time baad mein aayega

abhi unke saath sirf photo ops

tw  :when she knew ..that the producer. ....is a maha maha tharki and ....the moment he sees something hot .....takes the actress ...to his room in the hotel and bangs her ....and ...baad mein out of guilt gives them bigger role .

best way to .increase her role ..roam around on the sets till he eyes her ....and then let him