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(16-05-2019, 12:03 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]ab chulbul pandey hai to dabangg

par panga le baithe state ke top mantri se

seedha dhamki de daali : jaan se maar dunga

mantri us waqt to shaant

par raat ko ghar se hi utha liya pandey g ko

pandey g ki biwi gidgidaati hui mntri g ke darwaaze pe

mantri : aaj raat ke liye bistar sulgaa de

fir poori raat 

mantri g end mai apni cream andar tak nikaal ke :jaa kal aa jayega mard tera

par haan har raat chali aana aise hi

(17-05-2019, 03:07 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]deepika padukone arrives in cannes festival

now free so she thinks to go for a ride to check out the city

the cab driver being indian recognise her

driver : mam aap deepika padukone

so the driver gave her the best tour of city

made her look places which she never heard of before

deepika impressed : kha rehte ho

driver took her to his one room apartment

deepika : ye lo paise

driver : nhi mam paise nhi aapko dekh liya bas ho gya

deepika : abhi dekha kahan ache se

saying that smooched the driver

or driver bhi kaise resist karta

to saari raat

deepika had the best tour of her life

(17-05-2019, 03:28 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]rakesh ki biwi one of the most beautiful woman

sab se chupa ke rakhta tha

ek din company ke ceo ne party rakhi farmhouse pe

only special company officials were called upon

rakesh bhi biwi ke saath aaya

the way she was looking boss ka to wahin

thinking yaar ise to mere neeche hona chahiye bistar pe

party khatam hone ke baad rakesh or uski biwi ko rok leta hai

or seedgha : dekh rakesh isne pagal kar diya hai (pointing at his biwi)

aaj raat ke liye ise mere bistar pe bhej de

nhi to naukri or career khatam

ab pati ko bachaane ke liye biwi kaise mna karti

so maan gyi

or boss ne saari raat bharpoor tareeke se peli

(17-05-2019, 03:31 PM)AJ 1997 Wrote: [ -> ]My sister name is nisha not pallavi

(17-05-2019, 03:39 PM)Sravanilanja Wrote: [ -> ]Hoo babe I want to fuck pallavi pls send her if u have her contact