Xossip

Full Version: Dirty Mind
You're currently viewing a stripped down version of our content. View the full version with proper formatting.
......
(09-07-2019, 02:26 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]tw : aaj toh kriti ......khade khade hi tujhe 

bahut pyaar aa raha hain 

ussney shaadi kar li Sad

aur tumne abhi tak nahin to maine socha Big Grin 

[Image: D-zbfe8UEAEPD2e?format=jpg&name=medium]

Kriti: Haye! TW I can feel your pyaar achche se ? Tujhe mujh se shaadi Karni Hai kya? ?
(09-07-2019, 02:28 PM)Rahul Agarwal Wrote: [ -> ]Iss raand ko bhi treatment Deni padegi na tw bhai?
[Image: images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSHZpu9HubE2tly0mP50...EzQ_A-7it1]
Anushka: Kriti, TW tujh pe Kitna bhi pyaar kyu na jata le. Lekin Har raat sirf Mera Naam lekar hi sota Hai. Yaha ke sabhi log aaj bhi mere deewane hai ?
kriti hate gyming

but figure to maintain rakhna tha

so her instructor comes up with an idea

instructor : sex bhi calories burn krta hai agar sahi se karo to

fir kya

gym timing mai har roz  sex sex

[Image: Kriti-Sanon-Images-9.jpg?fit=1080%2C1350&ssl=1]
......
poora ek mahina ho gya is thread ko update hue

aaj to banta hai

Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
tw : soch ke aayi thi ..kuch din ISRO mein kaam phir seedhe NASA

professor saab ki nazar padi .isske bade bade fuel tanks pe (ass thighs boobs)

raat ko dinner pe bualaya rocket propulsion decide karne

aur ...

saara fuel daal diya andar

sona ..bhi .c.areer aaage le jaana chahti thi .sochi ..middle aged professor hain ..rocket kitna udega

usski toh ..orbit hi tanki hi phaad di raat bhar mein

Big Grin
[Image: EBa8jy2WkAEZjHh?format=jpg&name=medium]
(09-08-2019, 10:53 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]tw : soch ke aayi thi ..kuch din ISRO mein kaam phir seedhe NASA

professor saab ki nazar padi .isske bade bade fuel tanks pe (ass thighs boobs)

raat ko dinner pe bualaya rocket propulsion decide karne

aur ...

saara fuel daal diya andar

sona ..bhi .c.areer aaage le jaana chahti thi .sochi ..middle aged professor hain ..rocket kitna udega

usski toh ..orbit hi tanki hi phaad di raat bhar mein

Big Grin
[Image: EBa8jy2WkAEZjHh?format=jpg&name=medium]
lo chaand pe bhejne ki taiyaari shuru

[Image: Actress-Sonakshi-Sinha-Glam-stills-in-al...om=1&ssl=1]
imagine katrina in this dress

gaadi ka darwaaza khol ke waiting for her driver

tabhi ek awaara aadmi

slightly younger than her (30 odd)

iske saamne aake lund hilaane lage

or bole : jab tak driver nhi aata

mere muh pe baith ke rest kar lo

bas wo skirt thodi upar kar dena

[Image: hpse_fullsize__2315602465_Katrina%20Kaif...3c0eea.JPG]
(09-08-2019, 11:00 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]imagine katrina in this dress

gaadi ka darwaaza khol ke waiting for her driver

tabhi ek awaara aadmi

slightly younger than her (30 odd)

iske saamne aake lund hilaane lage

or bole : jab tak driver nhi aata

mere muh pe baith ke rest kar lo

bas wo skirt thodi upar kar dena

tW: sach boloon main to ghar le jaa ke ..bade pyaar se ..raat bhar .skirt upaar kar ke :Big Grin

[Image: 66425057_489002831849207_405354138326722...NA%3D%3D.2]