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(16-05-2019, 11:56 AM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]jacqueline fernandez ek financially stable girl

bas ek buri aadat thi

late night parties or kayi baar to ghar pe hi ladke

jackie ke flat ke saamne wala uncle became uncomfortable

jackie kiumar ka ladka tha uska

he used to hear sounds like ooohhhh harder yes aaaaahhhh in late night from her apartment

ek din uncle gaye seedha jackie ke ghar to request her

uncle : dekho please mt kiya karo bura asar padta hai bachon pe

but jackie being the slut : kya karti hun 

bas thoda party or ye (uncle ke dickko rub karti hai)

jackie : tumhara beta roz binoculars se yahin jhaankta hai (showing her cleavage)

uncle bardaasht ke baahar

uncle : ruk saali btata hun tujhe dikha kitni badi raand hai tu

(16-05-2019, 11:56 AM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]OH MY GOD !! EPIC STUFF 

can fit so many others too /!!!

suggestions

(16-05-2019, 11:56 AM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]OH MY GOD !! EPIC STUFF 

can fit so many others too /!!!

TW: has to be bholi ...yeh urban type 

yami is no 1

others kajal tamanna kriti sanon

ab chulbul pandey hai to dabangg

par panga le baithe state ke top mantri se

seedha dhamki de daali : jaan se maar dunga

mantri us waqt to shaant

par raat ko ghar se hi utha liya pandey g ko

pandey g ki biwi gidgidaati hui mntri g ke darwaaze pe

mantri : aaj raat ke liye bistar sulgaa de

fir poori raat 

mantri g end mai apni cream andar tak nikaal ke :jaa kal aa jayega mard tera

par haan har raat chali aana aise hi

(16-05-2019, 12:03 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]ab chulbul pandey hai to dabangg

par panga le baithe state ke top mantri se

seedha dhamki de daali : jaan se maar dunga

mantri us waqt to shaant

par raat ko ghar se hi utha liya pandey g ko

pandey g ki biwi gidgidaati hui mntri g ke darwaaze pe

mantri : aaj raat ke liye bistar sulgaa de

fir poori raat 

mantri g end mai apni cream andar tak nikaal ke :jaa kal aa jayega mard tera

par haan har raat chali aana aise hi

MAN YOU ARE ON A ROLL 

(16-05-2019, 12:06 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]MAN YOU ARE ON A ROLL 

alia bhatt top model heroine

superhits films or acting mai kii se peeche nhi

but she got angry when people say star kid hai sab baap ki wajah se

ek din alia got pissed off

this one guy who used to troll her regularly she heads to his house

angry alia : to tum btaoge acting kya hoti hai

kuch kaam nhi hai kya saara din bas ye comments

guy : sahi to hai aisa hai to menaka ka role karke dikhao

alia took it as challenge

start seducing that guy in role of menaka

but in end 

Kiara : koi humaare upar hi bkuch socho

tW jee .bol gaye hain .velocity dikhaayaenge jaldi hi mujhe

kiara advani pehli baar chote se seher se nikal ke ek badi city ke college mai jaati hai

aayi to thi padhne

but hawa lag gayi sheher ki

or college ke sabse badmaash ladke ke saath relationship mai

college ka ek professor jiski nazar thi kiara pe

ek din office bulaa ke : bohot ghum rahi ho uske saath

drugs bhi shuru kar diya hoga

or virginity to chodho uske baare mai kya puchna

ghar walon ko pta hai??

kiara insisting please sir btaiye mat

professor : ek raat ke liye humaari mashooka bano to soch sakte hai

(16-05-2019, 11:30 AM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]rohan padhai mai tej ladka

par bechaara sharif bohot tha

college mai his senior used to do ragging on him

ek din rohan ki badi sister ne pucha to rohan ne sab ugal diya

rohan ki behen jaati hai seedha us ladke ke ghar

pari : bohot charbi chadhi hai nikaalun

aage se ladka bhi lund nikaal ke : nikaal do

then began the raw session of fucking where both wants to show who can do it better

(16-05-2019, 11:46 AM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]yami gautam lives in a populous city

or aisi city mai flat milna almost impossible

she got one eventually

in her budget or uske office ke bhi paas mai

but landlord condition : only for married couple

ab yami ka colleague bhi wahi flat dekh rha tha

so they both agreed to live there acting like married couple 

but ek din society function mai yami ko dekh ke her colleague cant control

or ghar jaa ke : yami please rha nhi jaa raha

and she agrees

fir saari raat 

(16-05-2019, 11:56 AM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]jacqueline fernandez ek financially stable girl

bas ek buri aadat thi

late night parties or kayi baar to ghar pe hi ladke

jackie ke flat ke saamne wala uncle became uncomfortable

jackie kiumar ka ladka tha uska

he used to hear sounds like ooohhhh harder yes aaaaahhhh in late night from her apartment

ek din uncle gaye seedha jackie ke ghar to request her

uncle : dekho please mt kiya karo bura asar padta hai bachon pe

but jackie being the slut : kya karti hun 

bas thoda party or ye (uncle ke dickko rub karti hai)

jackie : tumhara beta roz binoculars se yahin jhaankta hai (showing her cleavage)

uncle bardaasht ke baahar

uncle : ruk saali btata hun tujhe dikha kitni badi raand hai tu

(16-05-2019, 12:03 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]ab chulbul pandey hai to dabangg

par panga le baithe state ke top mantri se

seedha dhamki de daali : jaan se maar dunga

mantri us waqt to shaant

par raat ko ghar se hi utha liya pandey g ko

pandey g ki biwi gidgidaati hui mntri g ke darwaaze pe

mantri : aaj raat ke liye bistar sulgaa de

fir poori raat 

mantri g end mai apni cream andar tak nikaal ke :jaa kal aa jayega mard tera

par haan har raat chali aana aise hi

(16-05-2019, 12:16 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]alia bhatt top model heroine

superhits films or acting mai kii se peeche nhi

but she got angry when people say star kid hai sab baap ki wajah se

ek din alia got pissed off

this one guy who used to troll her regularly she heads to his house

angry alia : to tum btaoge acting kya hoti hai

kuch kaam nhi hai kya saara din bas ye comments

guy : sahi to hai aisa hai to menaka ka role karke dikhao

alia took it as challenge

start seducing that guy in role of menaka

but in end 

(16-05-2019, 12:24 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]kiara advani pehli baar chote se seher se nikal ke ek badi city ke college mai jaati hai

aayi to thi padhne

but hawa lag gayi sheher ki

or college ke sabse badmaash ladke ke saath relationship mai

college ka ek professor jiski nazar thi kiara pe

ek din office bulaa ke : bohot ghum rahi ho uske saath

drugs bhi shuru kar diya hoga

or virginity to chodho uske baare mai kya puchna

ghar walon ko pta hai??

kiara insisting please sir btaiye mat

professor : ek raat ke liye humaari mashooka bano to soch sakte hai

tw : LPG bro ..respect. ..real respect 

kya dimaag paaya hain 

ek baar mein ..itne saare ..ek se badkar ek taaanaak ideas