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(08-06-2022, 10:46 PM)MJ_666 Wrote: [ -> ]When dhobi delivering this red saree after dry clean....

Maa : Bahu ye saree dry clean mein kyu.....washing machine mein dho leti


Katrina: chote devarji ke ziddi daag utarte kaha hai washing machine mein......

nakhun se kharoch kharoch ke nikalu.....isse accha 


Maa(embarrased): bas bas beti.....samajh gye hum

later that night 

today was rakesh's day 

tw : woh woh ...bhabhi woh ..woh ....abhi bahiya ko lagta hain dinner mein time lagega ..ek baar 

(mom dad ...embarssed ..rakesh angry)

(08-06-2022, 10:53 PM)MJ_666 Wrote: [ -> ]When Deepika TW Padukone returns from Cannes....

TW at home...love sick....in desperate need for some 

ghar pe googling her looks.....and hila hila ke haal behaal

Deepika (seeing his haalat): wo dresses.....abhi return nhi kari meine (tongue in cheek smile   )

tw : woh sach !!?! \sach deepika 

woh ghar mein abhi ..ek chota sa .halka sa ..thoda sa 

ek um ..ussi dresses mein ho sakta hain .sACH !?! 

(08-06-2022, 10:49 PM)MJ_666 Wrote: [ -> ]MJ: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh say more say more 

TW : APNI SAUTELI MA KE SAAAMNE jab ..apni college ki gf (har ched mein lene waali) 

gal next door lagne lagein ..socho ho gahya lund ... ka kaam tamaaam :

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(08-06-2022, 11:00 PM)MJ_666 Wrote: [ -> ]Katrina laughing......

Katrina: itne utaawle ho rhe ho.....biwi kyu nhi le aate khud ki

(she teasing....loved it when TW confessed "aapko biwi banana hai bhabhi"......humesha chodte waqt bolta tha)

never said it in front of family.....

TW sad.....(katrina saying apni biwi le aao....although in teasing manner)

udhar Rakesh.....khaana thoos rha tha.....jaanta tha der lagayi.....to TW ne le jaana tha Katrina ko aur 


Katrina.....giggling seeing rakesh

Katrina: arre Rakesh....aise to kabhi mujh mein bhi nhi thoos te tum 

tw : woh woh bahbhi ...main ..doosri ..matlab. .doosir kyon 

woh .ma ne kahan tha ..ghar mein puraani bori khuli ho to cheeni ki nayi bori kyon kharidoon 

woh ...ghar mein rakha samanaaan wastte jayega na 

woh woh ..ek baar ...woh 5 min 

woh .woh ..thodi umaar ho gayi hain na ... 

bhaiya ...ko abhi time lagega ..woh thoda ...

Tara : aap ke family waalein aise kya dekh rahe hain (family members behind gossiping ...at this age ..thsi hot a gal ....with MJ)

woh unhein main pasand nahin kya

aur aap ka .beta aise ghoor ghoor ke dekh raha tha

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(08-06-2022, 11:13 PM)MJ_666 Wrote: [ -> ]The language TW using.....

ghar waale bhi sharma gye.....

boor ko bori bol ke.....kholne ki baat.....

Baauji spit his food....coughing  


Katrina: (looks down for a moment.....as if looking at her pussy and smiles)

 ye puraani bori kab tk khodoge......

nyi taazi bori mein.....ek dum tight.....mazza to usme hi aata hai na

waise bhi moisture (referring to litres of cum) se soggy ho gyi hai ye puraani bori  


Katrina: Rakesh atak jaayega.....dheere dheere

tw :aaaaaaah ...tabhi to bol raha hoon 

rakesh bhaiya waise bhi ....thak jaate hain jab khet mein zyada paani hota hain 

mujhe to paani mein bhar ke ..phir jotne mein maazaa aata hai n- khet :

bhabhi ..aap ....maan jaao na ..iss baar fasal ..achi hogi .main lagaaonga 

poora godaam bhar doonga :