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Anushka : yeah yeah i know

Thank you also TW  

tw : gupta sutro se pata chala hain kaion ka ..yeh video dekhte dehte poore india ke dimaag mein ek khayaal = (disha ke aage bhi aur peeche bhi )

(21-05-2022, 09:35 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]tw : gupta sutro se pata chala hain kaion ka ..yeh video dekhte dehte poore india ke dimaag mein ek khayaal = (disha ke aage bhi aur peeche bhi )

LC: bc insey to aag hi laga di hai

aagey se kare mard ya peeche se, decide hi na kar paye, itni fit, itni healthy bhai bistar pe takhna to guranteed hai iskey saath

(21-05-2022, 09:43 PM)loveceleb Wrote: [ -> ]LC: bc insey to aag hi laga di hai

aagey se kare mard ya peeche se, decide hi na kar paye, itni fit, itni healthy bhai bistar pe takhna to guranteed hai iskey saath

tw : imagine ..being young rich and thus entitled 

imagine at 18 years. ..getting the opportunity to go to a 5 star suite 

and your uncle gifting you ...

1 night ...(Till morning ) with your celebrity crush 

Audience: kriti ji fir se is saal aapko IFICMB award mila hai, kuch log to keh rahein hain ki TW aapko saal mein pehle se hi de dete hain, award

Audeince laughing

Kriti: Aree IFICMB awards, isi ke liye to poore saal mehnat karooon, films karoon ye body maintain karo aur aapke leader Mr. TW mere upar mehnat kare.......for awards

TW (blushing on stage): aree Kriti tum bhi

Kriti: tumhare hi fans hain ye, unkey saamney honest to ho hi sakte ho.........

(21-05-2022, 09:51 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]tw : imagine ..being young rich and thus entitled 

imagine at 18 years. ..getting the opportunity to go to a 5 star suite 

and your uncle gifting you ...

1 night ...(Till morning ) with your celebrity crush 

LC: aahhhh uncle kya, aise to if I having my family vacation and Disha Patani khud us resort main ho

my celebrity crush

to khud aayegi aur is 18 saal ke ladke ko seduce karke le jayegi

bc gf ban jayegi, aur boondh boondh nichodh legi mera inside her fit body, ki jisse baccha pakka aur family main entry pakkki

imagine ladke ka apney friends ke saamney kya naam hoga, when he sends them video of doing his hot, actress, model, gf, fit Disha Patani from aagey and peechey

wo haddi wala launda to school ka hero ban jayega

Aur Disha ki bhi family mein entry ho jayegi

TW common man living in apartment building

Raat ko posting on IFICMB

Jacqueline big fan of his posting

want to know ki 18 inch ka kya sach mein hai, to fir hacker ko bulwa ke TW ke chotey se aparment building mein akele jaake

check to karna banta hai na

(21-05-2022, 09:59 PM)loveceleb Wrote: [ -> ]LC: aahhhh uncle kya, aise to if I having my family vacation and Disha Patani khud us resort main ho

my celebrity crush

to khud aayegi aur is 18 saal ke ladke ko seduce karke le jayegi

bc gf ban jayegi, aur boondh boondh nichodh legi mera inside her fit body, ki jisse baccha pakka aur family main entry pakkki

imagine ladke ka apney friends ke saamney kya naam hoga, when he sends them video of doing his hot, actress, model, gf, fit Disha Patani from aagey and peechey

wo haddi wala launda to school ka hero ban jayega

Aur Disha ki bhi family mein entry ho jayegi

LC and Disha met via a common friend at a party .....in that resort ....in that island nation

and now ....2 days later ..

they on their first date 

someone rushes and comes for an autograph of Disha 

Fan : ma'am ma'am ek autograph aap ke saath 

Disha : (To LC ) aap bhi aoa na 

Fan : sir ???

Disha : bhaiya hain tumhaare : le lo ...baad mein first photo ....humaari saath mein tumhaari paas hi thi ..aisa bol paaogi

Kiara to Tw uncle

Kiara: wo aapney bola tha YT pe live stream karney ko to main kar rahi thi

But log baar baar ye bol rahein hain


(Some people commenting on her livestream, abe wo TW uncle se khulwa ne. Teri chut ka bhosda banane ko bol unhein live pe)

(TW ne hi kuch laundon ko 100 rupees deke bola tha post karney ko )

Kiara: uncle ab views ke liye kya ye karna pdega? Aapney hi bola tha, agar audience ko wo nahi dogey what they want to views to gaye

(21-05-2022, 10:07 PM)timewaster Wrote: [ -> ]LC and Disha met via a common friend at a party .....in that resort ....in that island nation

and now ....2 days later ..

they on their first date 

someone rushes and comes for an autograph of Disha 

Fan : ma'am ma'am ek autograph aap ke saath 

Disha : (To LC ) aap bhi aoa na 

Fan : sir ???

Disha : bhaiya hain tumhaare : le lo ...baad mein first photo ....humaari saath mein tumhaari paas hi thi ..aisa bol paaogi

LC was 18 saal ka haddi launda (but son of the richest businessman of India, tha haddi par paisa bahut tha aur lund bhi kaafi bada tha), sharmaate sharmaate aaya

Fan shocked

Fan: bhaiya......0,o

(seeing both of them together)

matlab aap dono saath hain? 

(Shocked)

mumbling kya kismat hai iski, 

ye aapko sambhaal pata hai? (mooh se nikal gaya uskey)

LC feeling shy