Glamour Xclusive Katrina Kaif : The Ultimate Beauty

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The way she said it 

derogatorily looking at ....TW's dick ..in his dhoti (jhande ki tarah taannna hua tha )

Deenaath ke chehre pe ...: 

even Satish maar khaate khaate :katrina kya bol rahi ...ho chup ho jaao..sir jee sir  

TW : acha ......humaari umaar mein dekhte hi nikaal jata hain ...

kya dekhne pe katrina ...

chutaad ke ..chut ? ?? (Smiling) 

katrina kept her composure after hearing thesewords from tw

katrina :itni aage mat jao (british accent)

i am sure kamar ki ek lachak

and you are done

gave an arrogant smile

katrina : naam kya btaya tha

haan tw na

gaon wale shocked tw ko naam se bula rahi thi

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katrina kept her composure after hearing thesewords from tw

katrina :itni aage mat jao (british accent)

i am sure kamar ki ek lachak

and you are done

gave an arrogant smile

katrina : naam kya btaya tha

haan tw na

gaon wale shocked tw ko naam se bula rahi thi

tW : bada sure ho  ?? smiling 

idhar ....bade budhon ka bhi khayaal rakh rahi ho kya ...kyon deenanaath jee (hugging him)

kamar pe .ragaadne deti hain .sasur jee k o...

sahi videshi bahu pakde hain ..deenanaath jee. ...bete ka bhi kaam done aur baap ka bhi 

smiling 

tW: baada guruoor hain na iss jism ki  aag pe .hona hi chahiye ...par ...har koi ..chikna ghadha nahin hota 

kuch samandar ...bhi rakhte hain andar 

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tW : bada sure ho  ?? smiling 

idhar ....bade budhon ka bhi khayaal rakh rahi ho kya ...kyon deenanaath jee (hugging him)

kamar pe .ragaadne deti hain .sasur jee k o...

sahi videshi bahu pakde hain ..deenanaath jee. ...bete ka bhi kaam done aur baap ka bhi 

smiling 

tW: baada guruoor hain na iss jism ki  aag pe .hona hi chahiye ...par ...har koi ..chikna ghadha nahin hota 

kuch samandar ...bhi rakhte hain andar 

deenanath : nhi thakur aisa kuch nhi hai

katrina though felt ashamed

but continue with her talk

katrina : baaton se kya

chalo dekhte hain

room mai jaake ek sand watch lekar aati hai



katrina : agar ye mitti ke neeche girne tak tik gye

to mai tumhaari

nhi to you will left us alone

bolo manzoor hai

sabhi gaon ke saamne challenging tw

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deenanath : nhi thakur aisa kuch nhi hai

katrina though felt ashamed

but continue with her talk

katrina : baaton se kya

chalo dekhte hain

room mai jaake ek sand watch lekar aati hai



katrina : agar ye mitti ke neeche girne tak tik gye

to mai tumhaari

nhi to you will left us alone

bolo manzoor hai

sabhi gaon ke saamne challenging tw

tw smiling ....

really impressed. .such a bold gal 

TW : aeey kaulua ruk ja bhai 

tW: bhai rakesh chune ho maal ek dum sherni 

jitna ....badan mein utna .himmat mein ..

tW :...acha ....toh ...

kalua : areey ...saab baith jaao baith jao...darne ka nahin hain ..baat kar rahe hain .sab prem se hoga 

tW : smiling ....looks at katrina 

toh main samjha nahin 

baad mein jhik jhik na ho ..isliye ...

kya shart rakhi hain ? 

ki mujhe bas ...iss mitti ke ..(picks up sandclock .....barely 40-45 min or 1 hour max ).....girne tak ..bas ...khade rehna hain na ... ??

theek hain 

chalo 

ho gaya 

aur ...main tumhaare matlab ... ? 

seedhe seedhe bataao 

khul ke ...sabhi gaaon waale jaan le .shart kya lagi hain 

main hara to ....maafi manooga tumse ..deenanaath jee aur ..rakesh se ..phir yahan se wapas jaaonga aur .s.aath mein ..5 crore ki raashi 

clear ? 

ab tum bolo ..haari toh ? 

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tw smiling ....

really impressed. .such a bold gal 

TW : aeey kaulua ruk ja bhai 

tW: bhai rakesh chune ho maal ek dum sherni 

jitna ....badan mein utna .himmat mein ..

tW :...acha ....toh ...

kalua : areey ...saab baith jaao baith jao...darne ka nahin hain ..baat kar rahe hain .sab prem se hoga 

tW : smiling ....looks at katrina 

toh main samjha nahin 

baad mein jhik jhik na ho ..isliye ...

kya shart rakhi hain ? 

ki mujhe bas ...iss mitti ke ..(picks up sandclock .....barely 40-45 min or 1 hour max ).....girne tak ..bas ...khade rehna hain na ... ??

theek hain 

chalo 

ho gaya 

aur ...main tumhaare matlab ... ? 

seedhe seedhe bataao 

khul ke ...sabhi gaaon waale jaan le .shart kya lagi hain 

main hara to ....maafi manooga tumse ..deenanaath jee aur ..rakesh se ..phir yahan se wapas jaaonga aur .s.aath mein ..5 crore ki raashi 

clear ? 

ab tum bolo ..haari toh ? 

katrina fully confident ki tw will not last

in arrogance : agar haari to mai tumhaari

fully subitted to you

jo krna hai kar lena nhi rokungi

she wants to humiliate tw in front of gaon wale

rakesh : katrina

katrina looked at him : dont worry

she took clock from tw hands or thod mitti gira deti hai

signalling that she doesnt require so much time to make him cum

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katrina fully confident ki tw will not last

in arrogance : agar haari to mai tumhaari

fully subitted to you

jo krna hai kar lena nhi rokungi

she wants to humiliate tw in front of gaon wale

rakesh : katrina

katrina looked at him : dont worry

she took clock from tw hands or thod mitti gira deti hai

signalling that she doesnt require so much time to make him cum

tW : sahi hain 

smiling 

toh humein kya karna hain ..khade rahein ..baithei ...ki ghar ke chakkar kaatein ...daud daud ke :

ya ..yahin ....pe .ghussa ke ....dekhiogi ki nikalta kitni der mein hain 

kalua : ghussa ke ghusa ke 

entire crowd shocked : kya hone waala hain .. ??

tw : hum jeetein na ..to yahin khatiya daal ke ..poore gaaon ke saamne apni baanayengein tumhein 

aur tum agar ....pyaar se nahin di na tab toh ..by god ....inn dono ko ..toh 

kalua taking out his donnalil ready 

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tW : sahi hain 

smiling 

toh humein kya karna hain ..khade rahein ..baithei ...ki ghar ke chakkar kaatein ...daud daud ke :

ya ..yahin ....pe .ghussa ke ....dekhiogi ki nikalta kitni der mein hain 

kalua : ghussa ke ghusa ke 

entire crowd shocked : kya hone waala hain .. ??

tw : hum jeetein na ..to yahin khatiya daal ke ..poore gaaon ke saamne apni baanayengein tumhein 

aur tum agar ....pyaar se nahin di na tab toh ..by god ....inn dono ko ..toh 

kalua taking out his donnalil ready 

katrina : aap bas baithiye

or intezaar kijiye apni lungi ke geele hone ka

rakesh : sab ke saamne

deenanath : thakur sahab sab ke saamne apni

both tensed

but katrina fully confident ki uski naubat nhi aayegi

katrina : karein shuru

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katrina : aap bas baithiye

or intezaar kijiye apni lungi ke geele hone ka

rakesh : sab ke saamne

deenanath : thakur sahab sab ke saamne apni

both tensed

but katrina fully confident ki uski naubat nhi aayegi

katrina : karein shuru

tw : lo...poori tarah se khada hain aaaaaaah .....(look down at his lungi ..huge pole pushing out )

aur ..bhi ..khada ho raha hain ...par ab tum bologi aise toh 

Deenaath gets a chair 

tW : lo baith gayein 

kar do humari lungi geeli ....

tW sitting with his legs spread ....

men all over ....blushign and slowly taking out their mobile phones to record 

Deenanaath and RAkesh seeing this but helpless 

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tw : lo...poori tarah se khada hain aaaaaaah .....(look down at his lungi ..huge pole pushing out )

aur ..bhi ..khada ho raha hain ...par ab tum bologi aise toh 

Deenaath gets a chair 

tW : lo baith gayein 

kar do humari lungi geeli ....

tW sitting with his legs spread ....

men all over ....blushign and slowly taking out their mobile phones to record 

Deenanaath and RAkesh seeing this but helpless 

katrina start the music on deck

or fir mud jaati hai

her back from saree could be seen

baal bandhe hue

she opened the hair knot

make her curly hairs spread on her back

then move her face back

katrina :ohh aithey aa

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katrina start the music on deck

or fir mud jaati hai

her back from saree could be seen

baal bandhe hue

she opened the hair knot

make her curly hairs spread on her back

then move her face back

katrina :ohh aithey aa

A young boy in the crowd : ma ki laudi angrezn behenchod (shaggin ghard )

kalua : areey areey bc ....ruk madarchod 

tw : uh uh karne do ...

kalua smiles - looks at TW and then at katrina and then ....at his own ..tent 

smiling rubs it 

TW just looking at katrina 

sounds of men unzipping .....coming from entire crowd ..(koi saamne nahin sab bheed mein ) 

TW : ......aithey aaon ?? mujhe to baithne bola hain ....

ya phir issey bulaa rahi ho (smiles and strokies the head of his tent in dhoti like the head of a serpent )