Glamour Xclusive Katrina Kaif : The Ultimate Beauty

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bas ye sofe pe aise hi leti rhe

or mai iski chaddi utaar ke

iske chuttadon mai apna muh fasaa dun

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bas ye sofe pe aise hi leti rhe

or mai iski chaddi utaar ke

iske chuttadon mai apna muh fasaa dun

Aisi baate mat kr bhai
Mu me paani aa gya
Iska gaaand chatna hai ekdum bhooke kutte jaise..

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TW : surendranagar gaon tha bada pyaara

wahe ke ...thakur TW ....poore gaon ka khayaal rakhte aise jaise khud ke ...parivaar ho

ab .tha bhi

gaon mein ek aisi sundar auraat kahan thi jisse thakur ne ...ghar aa ke .haveli bula ke, kheto mein ...road ke side pe apni gaadi mein .kabhi kabhi to ......unkhe ghar ke angaan mein hi

woh thakur ka .lagaan tha

baaki koi tax nahin bas. ..koi ghar ki bahu beti pasand aa gayi toh

Rakesh ..ussi gaon se thodi door aage ek .chote kasbe mein ek NGO mein kaam karta tha

Deenanaath kisaan ka beta Rakesh ...bade ehsaan thei ..Thakur TW ke ...Rakesh aur usske pita pe

Rakesh ....ko .ussi NGO mein mili british ladki katrina ..jo pichele 15 saal se India mein thi .aur social service mein bahut kaam karti thi



Saath kaam karte karte dono ko pyaar ho gaya 

Katrina ne khud propose kiya (modern ladki ) 



RAkesh dara hua tha .ki woh gaon ke taur tareeke ( din bhar saree and all ) kar paayegi ki nahin 

par katrina ne ..sab ka dil jeet liya 



Deenanath se milaya poori fmaily khush ..katrina .in fact NGO mein kaam karti rakesh ke saath aur baaki time ..gaon mein 




udhar TW .....kuch din US gayein hue thei ek business ke case mein 



poori fmaily happy kisi ko yaad nahin lagaan ka 


aate hi ..kalua TW thakur ka lathaaith shows him this

tW stunned 

RAkesh se bhi lambi..gori .hari bhari 

aur ..british 

Kalua : saahaab .suna hain ek baal nahin hain ....wahan ;

bidesi mem laaya hain rakesh 

aaj chote ki shaadi hain ...sej saji hogi ..ghar pe hi :

sangeet ka din hain ...chalein bajaaiyega ??

tw slaps him : BC ..dialgoue dega ki gadi nikaalega  

tW furious ..gaon mein .gora british maal ..aur chod raha hain rakesh !!! 

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tw's jeep stops

andar wedding ki preparation .sangeet ...dance ...flowers garlands all around

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deenanath mamooli sa kisa

or tw khud uske ghar ki dehleej pe

deenanath tw ke paon mai  gir pada

mai baap aap yahah

hum to dhanya ho gye

rakesh bhi felling to tw feet

kaluaa baaki gaon waalon ko : oye dur dur

tw ko ek khatiya pe bithaya gya

sangeet shuru

but tw ki nazrein to bas ek hi chehra khoj rahi thi

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deenanath mamooli sa kisa

or tw khud uske ghar ki dehleej pe

deenanath tw ke paon mai  gir pada

mai baap aap yahah

hum to dhanya ho gye

rakesh bhi felling to tw feet

kaluaa baaki gaon waalon ko : oye dur dur

tw ko ek khatiya pe bithaya gya

sangeet shuru

but tw ki nazrein to bas ek hi chehra khoj rahi thi

seeing TW look around 

kalua takes out mobile : sahab ...yeh hain ...



TW smiles : sahi kalaua jeeoy

TW handing the phone to Rakesh : suna hain ...shaadi kiye ho ....woh bhi ...angrez ladki hain NGO se ....hain ..

toh ..videshi mili to ..desi riti riwaaz bado ka adaar sab bhool gayein ??? (Smiling) 

TW : hain kahan bahu raani ....kya naam hain ?

Kalua : sahab katrina ..

TW:  haan .kahan hain katrina .hummein bhi to ....dikhaao ...

(lust on face ..while looking at mobile ) 

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seeing TW look around 

kalua takes out mobile : sahab ...yeh hain ...


TW smiles : sahi kalaua jeeoy

TW handing the phone to Rakesh : suna hain ...shaadi kiye ho ....woh bhi ...angrez ladki hain NGO se ....hain ..

toh ..videshi mili to ..desi riti riwaaz bado ka adaar sab bhool gayein ??? (Smiling) 

TW : hain kahan bahu raani ....kya naam hain ?

Kalua : sahab katrina ..

TW:  haan .kahan hain katrina .hummein bhi to ....dikhaao ...

(lust on face ..while looking at mobile ) 

rakesh : arey nhi nhi thakur ji
aisa nhi hai
videsi hai par desi rang mai dhal chukihai

or aap se kya chupaana

jitni humaari hai utni hi aapki

rakesh said that out of respect

par tw ke mann mai to alag hi dhun

kaluaa whispers : badhaai ho thakur ji

tabhi auratein started dancing 

gaon ki buddhiyaan : oye ghar ki bahu kahan hai

ya rakesh ne akele apne liye hi rakhi hai

everybody laughs

but fir seedhiyon se katrina utarti hai

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rakesh : arey nhi nhi thakur ji
aisa nhi hai
videsi hai par desi rang mai dhal chukihai

or aap se kya chupaana

jitni humaari hai utni hi aapki

rakesh said that out of respect

par tw ke mann mai to alag hi dhun

kaluaa whispers : badhaai ho thakur ji

tabhi auratein started dancing 

gaon ki buddhiyaan : oye ghar ki bahu kahan hai

ya rakesh ne akele apne liye hi rakhi hai

everybody laughs

but fir seedhiyon se katrina utarti hai

curly black hair on a shiny white milky complexion

tall 

full bodied - full blouse and big hips 

and walking ....in that saree but looking at Rakesh like a predator from right there (nayi bahu ...nayi tharak and upaar se british ) 

she staring at Rakesh (Teasing him)

but idhar TW pe asar (dhoti mein ...lund pooora bhangra )

kalua looks .....deenanaath looks and ...kalua smiles : shaadi mubaraak ho deenanaath jee ...

TW : ....rakesh ....kya .....khoj ke laaye ho aaaaaaaaah ..(she still on stairs far away ) aaaaaaaaaah nangi kar ke ..karte ho .ki saree utha ke ... ??? 

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curly black hair on a shiny white milky complexion

tall 

full bodied - full blouse and big hips 

and walking ....in that saree but looking at Rakesh like a predator from right there (nayi bahu ...nayi tharak and upaar se british ) 

she staring at Rakesh (Teasing him)

but idhar TW pe asar (dhoti mein ...lund pooora bhangra )

kalua looks .....deenanaath looks and ...kalua smiles : shaadi mubaraak ho deenanaath jee ...

TW : ....rakesh ....kya .....khoj ke laaye ho aaaaaaaaah ..(she still on stairs far away ) aaaaaaaaaah nangi kar ke ..karte ho .ki saree utha ke ... ??? 

and fir that  moment

katrina winks at rakesh

rakesh sharmaa jaata hai

par bagal mai baithe tw ko maano aag lag gyi ho

deenanath : sab aap ki kripa hai maayi baap

or fir tw ka woquestion

rakesh looking how he was staring at katrina

rakesh : dhanyawaad thakur ji

fir muh mod leta hai

dont answering second tw question

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and fir that  moment

katrina winks at rakesh

rakesh sharmaa jaata hai

par bagal mai baithe tw ko maano aag lag gyi ho

deenanath : sab aap ki kripa hai maayi baap

or fir tw ka woquestion

rakesh looking how he was staring at katrina

rakesh : dhanyawaad thakur ji

fir muh mod leta hai

dont answering second tw question

tw : ufffffffffff kapda kyon pehnaate ho issko ......issey to nangi ghoomna chahiye .devi hain devi uffffffffff ..itni gori hain tej nilkaal raha hain ek dum 

(Dhoti mein phaadd phaaddd )

kalua : maalik toh dhaarmik ho gayein ...deennaath jee ..aaj to.. aap ki bahu ko prasaand ....milega ....bahut saara 

TW nodding his head : na yeh aaj kal waali baat naihn hain ......issey ....hum le jaayeenge .....rakesh tum doosri shaadi kar lo ....yeh ...yahan nahin reh paayegi