Glamour Xclusive Katrina Kaif : The Ultimate Beauty

[elnino]

saali ka har ek ched chodunga chadh ke

ye randi kisi drug se kamm nhi...ek baar jo nasha chadh gaya fir utarna mushkil h.    10-15 muth lagatar iske ched mei ghusegi

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pta chal gya isko deepika pe khada hai mera

aa  gayi is look mai

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aaahhh katrina lund ko pankh lga diye saali

[timewaster]

tw : rakesh ka pavirraar

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ab rakesh biwi ko is look mai leke aayega party mai

to boss bina chode kaise rahega

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tw : rakesh ka pavirraar

parivaar to mai bnaunga iska aaj

iski biwi ki kokh bharke

[lpg]

ab jab boss saaf saaf bol dega

bistar garam kar nhi to pati ki naukri hamesha ke liye jaayegi

to inkaar kaise karegi

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lund mai aag laa di aaj isne

look at the area around her neck

slowly slowly chumta hua iske hothon tak jaunga

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katrina aaj to lund ke saath saath

tatte bhi ghusa dunga teri chut mai

kya lag rahi hai saali

[timewaster]

bharat fil ki press conference mai katrina was looking a bomb

or salman ne bhi announce kar diya media ke saamne

sk : is role ke liye katrina national award jeetegi

whole room echoes with claps

but katrina got tense

what if she didnt get the award what if role pasand nhi aya what if....

her mind in pressure thinking about this

salman ne media kesaamne announce kar diya or agar award nhi mila then she will become a joke in industry

katrina tense mode mai seedha gyi national award jury ke chairman ke ghar

she had heard rrumous about him ..

maha tharki ....insaan

fully corrupt ...

in fact she had heard ...him ....been very disappointed. .when ....katrina's zindaagi na milegi dobara did not make it to national awards noimation...he had told someone ...pata to chalta ....angrezi chut mein baal hote hain ki nahin

salman ..always told her to stay away from tW

but aaj

she had to .....get this done ..

she ringing the door bell .

TW: arey kaun hain bhai ..itni raat gayein .. ?!!kaun hain ..(TW lives alone ....)

TW : areeeeeeeeeeeey ;D