Dirty Mind

[timewaster]

tw : came home to ......marry younger daughter in this family (right most)

saw eldest daugther ...who is in an affair with another guy who's in USA

tw zid pakad liya karoonga to isse se shaadi karoonga (katrina)

finally ...she had to intervene to help matters move

[lpg]

tw : came home to ......marry younger daughter in this family (right most)

saw eldest daugther ...who is in an affair with another guy who's in USA

tw zid pakad liya karoonga to isse se shaadi karoonga (katrina)

finally ...she had to intervene to help matters move

[lpg]

tw : came home to ......marry younger daughter in this family (right most)

saw eldest daugther ...who is in an affair with another guy who's in USA

tw zid pakad liya karoonga to isse se shaadi karoonga (katrina)

finally ...she had to intervene to help matters move

fucckkk

i can literally hear katrina saying

acha shaadi is se kar lo 

suhaagraat pe mai aa jaungi ok

[timewaster]

when she met this ...bold young rich investor for india at the world economic forum

eyes do it all .......



hours later. .

.in the suite. .....she and this young boy ...at it like the world is ending

[lpg]

when sonam told deepika mere wala to peeche se bhi karta hai

ranveer refused to do it

deepika : i will find someone jo peeche se bhi kare

[timewaster]

tw : the day anand told me (drunk that night ) how much she craves dick in bed

i could never see my friends wife .....the way i used to see her

dekhte hi ..lund khadaa ...hard time tryign to talk to her (literally)

[timewaster]

tw : found her ...and her hsuband ...fighting .below my building

outside a bar

i was airbnbing in spain (where they lived)

found they fighting .both drunk

brought them home ..both in each room ....

gave them water before sleeping

she pulled me in and soon drained all my water into her

[lpg]

tw : found her ...and her hsuband ...fighting .below my building

outside a bar

i was airbnbing in spain (where they lived)

found they fighting .both drunk

brought them home ..both in each room ....

gave them water before sleeping

she pulled me in and soon drained all my water into her

[timewaster]

tw : the day anand told me (drunk that night ) how much she craves dick in bed

i could never see my friends wife .....the way i used to see her

dekhte hi ..lund khadaa ...hard time tryign to talk to her (literally)

tw : jab bhi dekhta hoon ..dimaag mein aata hain anand se ho nahin paa raha hain 

[loveceleb]

tw : jab bhi dekhta hoon ..dimaag mein aata hain anand se ho nahin paa raha hain 

LC: 100% bhai......................is Sonam Kappor ko dekha hai

5'9 lambi, dudharu gaye hai, ye Anand se to na sambhali jaaye..........