Dirty Mind

[timewaster]

TW : ....kiara advani .etnering a cafe ....



for many many days ..this mercedes follwing her .car around

finally ....one man ..comes out of it

and .hands her a card ...of Asia's richest businessman

and ...tells her .kabir singh dekhne ke baad sir ko aap pe crush ho gaya hain ..he is too shy to come ....he toh even refers to you as baby

ek scene. .karna ho ...like ....you know real tpye (finger in hole sign)

like one night ..with your would be husband ...

loving ..caring ...

mmm usske liye aap ko ....100 crore milenge ...

aap karogi ?

she thinking




from the car .there is a knock

the guys says : 500 crores

she smiles



from the car there is banging

the guy suays : 1000 crores ..cash

[lpg]

principal ki hot daughter london se padh ke aayi thi

but yahan is college mai sab ladke chedhte the

ek din tang aake

reached to their leader

alia : you think you are a stud huh

hold him from collar and took him to room

raat bhar 

subah leader comes out

leader : bc aaj ke baad kisi ne dekha bhi na to aankhein tod dunga

[timewaster]

tw : when you come home ...on rakhi

and realise your brother has moved out doees not stay with parents .and ..is basically staying on his own ..and become a tharki of highest order

fucking gals left right and center

prloblem : he has fucked. .the sister of ...a seriously powerful desi leader , businessman and gunda TW

TW ready to enter home and shoot te hbhai


ab rakhi kisssi ne bhi kisi ko baandhi ho ..rakhsha to bhai behen karenge na ek doosre ki

[Tirak]

Tw bhai .. Shruti pe koi Tharki Plot...

[loveceleb]

tw : when you come home ...on rakhi

and realise your brother has moved out doees not stay with parents .and ..is basically staying on his own ..and become a tharki of highest order

fucking gals left right and center

prloblem : he has fucked. .the sister of ...a seriously powerful desi leader , businessman and gunda TW

TW ready to enter home and shoot te hbhai


ab rakhi kisssi ne bhi kisi ko baandhi ho ..rakhsha to bhai behen karenge na ek doosre ki

LC: aahhhhh gaya lund .................. behen ko kya kya nahi larna padta hai bhai ke liye................

[Tirak]

LC: aahhhhh gaya lund .................. behen ko kya kya nahi larna padta hai bhai ke liye................

Han bhai . Lund Tank gaya plot padh ke

[timewaster]

Tw bhai .. Shruti pe koi Tharki Plot...

tw: gaon mein ..nayi nayi shaadi hui mohan ki 

par thakur .ne apne ....round pe ..issey dekha ..aur ..unhone seedha ....gunde bhej diye ghar ...lagaan hua nahni .aur shaadi ka kharcha .

chukaayega kaun 

ab ....parivaar ke ...logo ko maara peeta jaa raha hain ..

bachi to hain nahin samajh gayi thakur ki nazar ..


aa ke boli 

shruthi : thakur saab ...hum chuka denge .andar chaliye na 

[loveceleb]

Han bhai . Lund Tank gaya plot padh ke

LC: is Rakesh ki hot behen ko to main maa bana ke chodonga.................

[timewaster]

alia har roz ..iss studio mein aa rahi thi .for some dubbing wok

new studio just iopened 

...wahi paass mein kuch ... gundey .... ladke chedhte the

each time she croseed ..gandi gandi remarks kasste thei 

ek din tang aake

reached to their leader

alia : you think you are a stud huh

hold him from collar and took him to room

raat bhar 

subah leader comes out

leader : bc aaj ke baad kisi ne dekha bhi na to aankhein tod dunga

another version 

more realistic 

[Tirak]

LC: is Rakesh ki hot behen ko to main maa bana ke chodonga.................

Patniyo ko bhi Bohot Kuch karna padta hai apne Pati ki jaan bachane ke liye