Dirty Mind

[timewaster]

katrina kaif an undercover spy

got hint of the most wanted terrorist

breaks into his den and looking for a moment to kill him



finally got an opportunity

leader har raat ek ladki chodta tha or aaj raat ke liye he selected katrina

this is what she wanted

got into his room and start taking off clothes



but instantly took her gun and starts shooting at him but realised gun was empty

then looked for her knife in her boots but it wasnt there

leader now poora nanga signalling inhe dhoond rahi ho

showing her bullets and knife

leader : itni sundar aurat yahan aayegi or hum nazar bhi nhi rakhenge uspe

katrina ko fir ek video dikhaata hai where her team members and others were held captive

leader : agle ek mahine tak is bistar pe reh humaare saath

jo bolun wo kar jaise bolun waise hi

to inki jaan bachegi varna 

katrina has to agree or agle ek mahine tak leader ka lund katrina ki chut se bahar nhi niklaa

TW : oye aitheie aa :

[lpg]

wc is under proceeding

the head coach very strict 

coach ka golden rule for wc :koi biwi ke saath nhi jaayega no family on tour

but anushka chori chupke chali gayi england

she stayed in another hotel or virat or wo chup kar milte the



but kisi ne coach ko bta diya and he caught both of them red handedly

coach : bc bola tha na biwi nhi tour pe

tu jaa iske saath hi reh team me na aaiyo ab se

virat and anu pleaded to him

coach : chal aa gayi hai to rakh lenge par ek shart hai

jab tak wc chalega mere kamre mai rhegi

kamre se baahar nhi niklegi or kisi se nhi milegi 

or jo bolunga karegi

anushka agrees for her husband

fir kya tha ek mahina coach ne khoob chodi anushka ki malayidaar body

coach barely comes out from room mostly for an hour or so

or fir waapis kamre mai

all players wondering pehle to aisa hua nhi

but only virat knew the answer

[timewaster]

and it is back ...............................

tharki dimaag survey may 2019 



https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/XCQ3ZL2

As always results should be out ...either on this weekend or when 75  unique respondents hit the survey (whichever happens first) so go ahead. ...

JUST DO IT

[timewaster]

CS bro what a plot what personality of Alia

take a bow

Sasur family k sath cake cut kaRTA hai, par alia dekhti hai sasur k chehre pe koi khushi nahi hai, cake kaatne k baad sasur turant room mein chala jaata hai, alia pichese jaati hai and reason puchti hai  sasur nahi batata, but sasur  ki dhoti ....mein se jhantka tanka lund aur phone pe chal raha porn ..saari kahani bata deti hai

alia jaati hai zameen par let jaati hai, looks at saasurjee

alia: aayiye na babuji...................chadh jayiye mujh par

[lpg]

CS bro what a plot what personality of Alia

take a bow

Sasur family k sath cake cut kaRTA hai, par alia dekhti hai sasur k chehre pe koi khushi nahi hai, cake kaatne k baad sasur turant room mein chala jaata hai, alia pichese jaati hai and reason puchti hai  sasur nahi batata, but sasur  ki dhoti ....mein se jhantka tanka lund aur phone pe chal raha porn ..saari kahani bata deti hai

alia jaati hai zameen par let jaati hai, looks at saasurjee

alia: aayiye na babuji...................chadh jayiye mujh par

[timewaster]

TW :the pleasures of riding on top of one's bahu 

esp when she expressly invites you to RIDE HER

[SPchitti]

CS bro what a plot what personality of Alia

take a bow

Sasur family k sath cake cut kaRTA hai, par alia dekhti hai sasur k chehre pe koi khushi nahi hai, cake kaatne k baad sasur turant room mein chala jaata hai, alia pichese jaati hai and reason puchti hai  sasur nahi batata, but sasur  ki dhoti ....mein se jhantka tanka lund aur phone pe chal raha porn ..saari kahani bata deti hai

alia jaati hai zameen par let jaati hai, looks at saasurjee

alia: aayiye na babuji...................chadh jayiye mujh par

oh man dick raising plot

[timewaster]

tw :when fan ..jerks off on her ..in the parking lot ...

she is shocked but decides to ...instead of scolding /reporting him understand his concerns and help him out ....so that he does not do so again

[lpg]

ab office party mai

office ki sabse sundar lady is dress mai aayegi

to boss ka lund to tankega hi

or fir saari raat iske andar apne shares daalega

[King of fantasy]

Yami tw ke apartment se neeche ate hue ....

Got a call from tw ....

Yami:phir se tw....subah se 7 bar kar chuke ho tw.. ....ab phir se ..??