I Fuck Celebrities In My Brain (is back)

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aaj to dangal hoga

TW : NANGAL DANGAL 

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the fear in her eyes is evident

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tw middle class man or middle class hi sapne

par kismat chamki to kriti sanon fas gyi tw se

they didnt waste much time to get married

tw super in bed

but jab se mom dad ghar aaye the he was not doing much with kriti

she was getting impatient

aaj soch ke aayi thi ki tw ki saari sharam udaa ke rahegi

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tw middle class man or middle class hi sapne

par kismat chamki to kriti sanon fas gyi tw se

they didnt waste much time to get married

tw super in bed

but jab se mom dad ghar aaye the he was not doing much with kriti

she was getting impatient

aaj soch ke aayi thi ki tw ki saari sharam udaa ke rahegi

TW : Subah se ....kriti in saree ....entire back showing ...

tw had told her ..his fantasy ...always liked fucking her even more ..when she talked dirty and. ...wore traditional ...(ghagra / saree aur harem pants with slits to the top - like in bansuri or haveli song)

today ....even in front of family though in saree - she making it very hard for TW 

and the look she giving TW + the double meaning things she saying + the way she's rubbing into him ...at every moment 

tw going mad 

but due to mom dad being in the house ...being in control (Ghar chota tha .....sab sunaai deta tha ) 

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after lunch all were sitting together

mom jokingly : bahu ye tw thoda sharmeela hai

bore to nhi ho jaati ho na iske saath

kriti gives a teasing look to tw

then turns to his mom

kriti : galat fehmi hai aapko maaji

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after lunch all were sitting together

mom jokingly : bahu ye tw thoda sharmeela hai

bore to nhi ho jaati ho na iske saath

kriti gives a teasing look to tw

then turns to his mom

kriti : galat fehmi hai aapko maaji

tw : woh woh ma ma main main kahan boring 

and then the moment ....TW said boring ..he realized (TW and kriti both engineers ...used to call fucking boring ) 



kriti laughing 

tW:  woh woh ma matlab. main boring matlab. ...boring thode na main karat hoon i mean ...boring thode na hoon 

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tw mom doesnt understand it

but kriti teasinky smiling

mom : mera matlab bahu ko khush bhi rakhta

kahin le jaata hai ya bas bistar par hi soti rehti hai bechaari

kriti naughtily smiling : rakhte to bed par hi hain

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tw mom doesnt understand it

but kriti teasinky smiling

mom : mera matlab bahu ko khush bhi rakhta

kahin le jaata hai ya bas bistar par hi soti rehti hai bechaari

kriti naughtily smiling : rakhte to bed par hi hain

the way she said it 

looking at TW 

tw ka lund to table ke neeche going mad 

tW: woh woh ..matlab. .woh ma .a.b itna kaam karti hain kriti ..woh movies. .photoshoot....ads. .woh .toh rest toh 

TW's mom did not ....notice 

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as tw said rest

kriti naughtily smiles

and murmurs in a way that only tw hears that

kriti : boring or jhoothe

tw mom loking at both of them

[loveceleb]

Gift for TW

Kriti: TW wo ab, biwi ban gayin hoon na tumhari

to sara din to meri ye lambi tangein tumhare kandhon pe hi rehti hain, kal raat itna to kiya tha, abhi fir se, choti dress pehni nahi ki tumhara bada ho jata hai