Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

[lpg]

tw : jeee babu jee 

TW ghar ke bahar ktina hi bada kutta ho ..family ki bahut respect karta tha 

never saw ...his ...brother's wife with buri nigaah 

in fact always called her choti choti .and ...loved her 

dad :dekh sameer to ab raha nhi

or ghar mai jawan bahu aise akeli

piche kajal ke aansu nikal aaye

dad : wo maine apne paison se ek dukaan kholi hai tere liye

or mai soch raha tha

he looked at tw mom once

dad : wo tu agar sameer ki jagah le le or kajal ko bhi fir se suhaagan bna de to

[timewaster]

dad :dekh sameer to ab raha nhi

or ghar mai jawan bahu aise akeli

piche kajal ke aansu nikal aaye

dad : wo maine apne paison se ek dukaan kholi hai tere liye

or mai soch raha tha

he looked at tw mom once

dad : wo tu agar sameer ki jagah le le or kajal ko bhi fir se suhaagan bna de to

tw : pitajee ...yeh aap 

dukaan main ...woh ..........theek hain ..

and then ...looks at kajal 

par ....yeh ....kaise ..kajal ...aur main ...

aap ne ..kajal se poocha ... 

[lpg]

tw : pitajee ...yeh aap 

dukaan main ...woh ..........theek hain ..

and then ...looks at kajal 

par ....yeh ....kaise ..kajal ...aur main ...

aap ne ..kajal se poocha ... 

dad : dekh humaare khaandaan ki yahi parampara hai (old values)

then buddha looked at kajal

dad : or bahu ko ye parampara nibhaani hogi

tw mom : or waise bhi ghar ko waaris to chahiye

or teri shaadi to ab hone se rhi

[timewaster]

dad : dekh humaare khaandaan ki yahi parampara hai (old values)

then buddha looked at kajal

dad : or bahu ko ye parampara nibhaani hogi

tw mom : or waise bhi ghar ko waaris to chahiye

or teri shaadi to ab hone se rhi

tw : ma pitaajee aap bhi na ...kya kya ..

sorry sorry huh (to kajal ) 

TW : hum log .ek min ..baat kar le ..(asking permission to talk with kajal alone ) 

both mom and dad ....wave their hand 

tw waits for kajal to go in her room and then TW follows 

TW : woh ..darwaaza ...(Walls are thin so ) 

kajal - nods 

TW : kajal .....dekho tum pe koi dabaav nahin daalega ...yeh tum kya ..

sameer ki body bhi nahin mili ...abhi wapas aa gaya kabhi toh ..? 

aur yeh log .kya bol rahe hain ...shaadi ...bacha ...!?! 

tum se baat hui hain kya yeh sab ki 

[lpg]

tw : ma pitaajee aap bhi na ...kya kya ..

sorry sorry huh (to kajal ) 

TW : hum log .ek min ..baat kar le ..(asking permission to talk with kajal alone ) 

both mom and dad ....wave their hand 

tw waits for kajal to go in her room and then TW follows 

TW : woh ..darwaaza ...(Walls are thin so ) 

kajal - nods 

TW : kajal .....dekho tum pe koi dabaav nahin daalega ...yeh tum kya ..

sameer ki body bhi nahin mili ...abhi wapas aa gaya kabhi toh ..? 

aur yeh log .kya bol rahe hain ...shaadi ...bacha ...!?! 

tum se baat hui hain kya yeh sab ki 

kajal muh jhukaaye tw ke saamne khadi thi

kjal : kya bol rhe hai jeth ji

wo or waapis (a little weep)

wo kal hi embassy se message aya ki wo nhi rhe

isi liye maa babuji ne ye sab

ab khaandaan ke liye to krna hi padega na 

pr agar aapko koi dikkat hai to mai

a little pause

kajal : reh lungi sari zindagi vidhwa ban ke

[SluttySunny]

SS roaming with dick in hand !!

[timewaster]

SS roaming with dick in hand !!

tw : aaj to ..kisi ne mera lund kaaat liya to kajal kajal karte karte ..zameen pe girega nahin 

seedhe udh ke hyderabad chala jaayega :

[SluttySunny]

tw : aaj to ..kisi ne mera lund kaaat liya to kajal kajal karte karte ..zameen pe girega nahin 

seedhe udh ke hyderabad chala jaayega :

[timewaster]

tw : aaaaaah chote bhai ki biwi 

chota ...border mein ....jung laadte ladte gayab ho gaya 

tw usski biwi ..ke jhaango ke beech mein ladte ladte gayab ho jaana chahta hain :

(ab dono side ke ma baap bhi yahin chate hain ...toh main kya karoon )  

[SluttySunny]

tw : aaaaaah chote bhai ki biwi 

chota ...border mein ....jung laadte ladte gayab ho gaya 

tw usski biwi ..ke jhaango ke beech mein ladte ladte gayab ho jaana chahta hain :

(ab dono side ke ma baap bhi yahin chate hain ...toh main kya karoon )  

toh pehle jab shaadi karwai .. chote se..

tabhi mandap pe laat mar ke.. khudh beth jaate ..