Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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TW : katrina kaif ...big star ....but suffering setback pe setback

thugs - flop
zero - flop

log budhiyaa bol rahe hain social media pe

she shot a pic in her panties ....on instagram - log bole ..randi ..ki film na chal rahi hain ..to randhhiaya rahi hain ...

negative comments outweighed people who found her sexy

just going through the instagram comments depressing her ...

TW : karan ..johar ..her new best friend (featured her in koffee with karan)

suggested networking more ...

hosting parties and all 

her first attempt ...she hosted a big party at her house ..

media people of all walk invited ..she the hostess walking around ..from ....person to person checking how they are doing 

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Ranveer bastard picks up peanut from ..the bowl 

and ...

Ranveer :darling ...catch and .starts throwing cashews on her ass 

she shouting lauging as he hits ...kajus on her ass ..she against hte table bent laying it out 

tW: aaaaaaaaaaah .....fuck ...ranveer ...yaar ..kya bol rahe ho 

then he realized what he said 

TW: abbeey sali biwi hain teri .... 

ranveer - arre sir.. aap naa. mahan ho .. sir aap ke he chele hain .. 

biwi toh ab bani hai . pehle toh.. ranbeer.. ne bhi maze liye hain .. 

apne ko farak nai padta sir ji..

jab tak .. raat ko main hun iske upar .. baaki sab manzoor 

sir .. pressing TW thighs legs.. like chela  . batao naa.. 

kabhi deepika aap ne.. kuch .. hanky panky . 

typical original ranveer singh style behavior 

deepika - guys chicken lolipop ready in a bit (from kitchen)

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TW : karan ..johar ..her new best friend (featured her in koffee with karan)

suggested networking more ...

hosting parties and all 

her first attempt ...she hosted a big party at her house ..

media people of all walk invited ..she the hostess walking around ..from ....person to person checking how they are doing 

SS ka first time in Mumbai ...

usually worked from ...NY ....

recently cme down and karan johar asked him to meet katrina 

SS flew in straight from the airport ...

gets a drink ..talking to a few people ..everyone knew him ..he was the hottest new imported desi ...the ultimate glam photographer

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ranveer - arre sir.. aap naa. mahan ho .. sir aap ke he chele hain .. 

biwi toh ab bani hai . pehle toh.. ranbeer.. ne bhi maze liye hain .. 

apne ko farak nai padta sir ji..

jab tak .. raat ko main hun iske upar .. baaki sab manzoor 

sir .. pressing TW thighs legs.. like chela  . batao naa.. 

kabhi deepika aap ne.. kuch .. hanky panky . 

typical original ranveer singh style behavior 

deepika - guys chicken lolipop ready in a bit (from kitchen)

tW : saale ..tu na ....

TW: nahin ...yaar kuch nahin hua ..

woh ..first time mile thei toh ....din raat sir sir karti thi .aur isske papa bhi set pe aa jaate thei 

aur phir ...ranbir 

phir tum ...

main kahan ...

ab ...hum boodhe log ki kismet mein thode na ....aisa. .sukh likha hain ...

woh ..uss din ..gq fashion night ke ..din ..toh ...saale tu ne jo kaam kiya hain iss pe ..bc. ..(makes sign on chest...refering to deepika's boobs) 

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Vaideehi ...common friend ....walks in with KAtrina

Vaideehi : SS ..ek min ..i want you to meet star of India - the katrina kaif

and katrina yeh hain .SS the rising ...kya rising best glamour photographer of today

yahi hain ....main bolti thi na fhm se le ke playboy sabko yeh chahiye

Katrina : hi ..SS ...pleased to meet you .(hand out to shake)

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tW : saale ..tu na ....

TW: nahin ...yaar kuch nahin hua ..

woh ..first time mile thei toh ....din raat sir sir karti thi .aur isske papa bhi set pe aa jaate thei 

aur phir ...ranbir 

phir tum ...

main kahan ...

ab ...hum boodhe log ki kismet mein thode na ....aisa. .sukh likha hain ...

woh ..uss din ..gq fashion night ke ..din ..toh ...saale tu ne jo kaam kiya hain iss pe ..bc. ..(makes sign on chest...refering to deepika's boobs) 

ranveer smiles ..

goes down and touches TW feet

sir bas aap ki kripa hai ... 

kya karun . chalti firti viagra hai . .mann karta hai chusta . kahta rahun isse

sir.. aapne matlab sach main .. 

arre .. par deepika toh kehti hai . aap uske bohat bade crush hai .

kya sir.. kaisa chance miss kar diya aapne

making TW realize.. what he wont get .. ever.. what he missed.. mroe of trick to get TW more mad for her

deepika listening all this .. since TW arrived.. she was really getting pissed off

thinking. yeh baatein he karta rahega ya kuch milega bhi mujhe !

deepika - chicken lolipops ready .. !


ranveer - aah haa mmm lolipop .. deepika.. mmmm

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Vaideehi ...common friend ....walks in with KAtrina

Vaideehi : SS ..ek min ..i want you to meet star of India - the katrina kaif

and katrina yeh hain .SS the rising ...kya rising best glamour photographer of today

yahi hain ....main bolti thi na fhm se le ke playboy sabko yeh chahiye

Katrina : hi ..SS ...pleased to meet you .(hand out to shake)

ofcourse .. who doesnt knw u . .

miss chikni chameli .. gota tell u .. 

u are something .. good to meet u . 

and hey thanks for the party . 

sach main . gazab party throw kari hai aapne .. !

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ranveer smiles ..

goes down and touches TW feet

sir bas aap ki kripa hai ... 

kya karun . chalti firti viagra hai . .mann karta hai chusta . kahta rahun isse

sir.. aapne matlab sach main .. 

arre .. par deepika toh kehti hai . aap uske bohat bade crush hai .

kya sir.. kaisa chance miss kar diya aapne

making TW realize.. what he wont get .. ever.. what he missed.. mroe of trick to get TW more mad for her

deepika listening all this .. since TW arrived.. she was really getting pissed off

thinking. yeh baatein he karta rahega ya kuch milega bhi mujhe !

deepika - chicken lolipops ready .. !


ranveer - aah haa mmm lolipop .. deepika.. mmmm

ranveer gettting up ...running like a joker towards dining area (to the right behind a wall ) 

TW: areey .ranveer kya bol raha hain .deepika ....mujhe .............

and...then .suddenly ..bumps straight into her ..

chest to chest 

dhappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp !!!! 

tW : oh sorry sorry ...and ....realizes had ....hit her boobs ..hard ...head on..with his chest 

TW embarassed 
TW: woh sorry ..very sorry (to both deepika and then looking at ranveer ...)

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ofcourse .. who doesnt knw u . .

miss chikni chameli .. gota tell u .. 

u are something .. good to meet u . 

and hey thanks for the party . 

sach main . gazab party throw kari hai aapne .. !

Katrina shaking his hand ...due to loud music bends over ..and talks in his ear 

Katrina : maine kaam dekha hain tumhara ..very impressive 

so happy to meet you ..

shaking his hand 

her boobs jiggling due to that handshake

katrina smiling ..

katrina : you enjoying .. ? kuch ....chahiye ? all good ? 

bartender ....khayaal rakhna ....inka ...special mehmaan hain humaare 

bartender : yes ma'am

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ranveer gettting up ...running like a joker towards dining area (to the right behind a wall ) 

TW: areey .ranveer kya bol raha hain .deepika ....mujhe .............

and...then .suddenly ..bumps straight into her ..

chest to chest 

dhappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp !!!! 

tW : oh sorry sorry ...and ....realizes had ....hit her boobs ..hard ...head on..with his chest 

TW embarassed 
TW: woh sorry ..very sorry (to both deepika and then looking at ranveer ...)

kya hua TW .. all ok .. dont bother. 

ranveer apni baaton se bore kar rha hai naa ?

ranveer 1 min aana .. 

ranveer ek min bhai aaya. aap betho naa ..

she takes him in the corner .. 

like in pic .. saying something to ranveer

deepika - babe .. ek baat clear kar dun .. iska lund nai mila naa aaj mujhe ..

toh mujhe main tumhara  bhi nai jaega. aaj ke baad !


ranveer looks at deepika gulps .. smiles.. bas tu dekh ab !


both back to TW .. 

ranveer clears throat - err deepika main bta rha tha sir ko .. TW was ur crush !!

deepika looks at ranveer and then TW smiles.. a bit shy .. not soft shy more of u caught me shy