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Kareena ..the always confident ...thought she had this

Kareena : rahul na ? IPM computers mein kaam karte ho na ..uss raat rampur guest house mein tha na tum ..mujhe soniya ne sab baata diya hain ...
best ki tum witness ban jaaon ..witness protection bhi milega paise bhi ....

SS stroding in behind her ..

Rahul smiles: bata diya sab. ..soniya ne ..toh yeh nahin bola mujhe kya chahiye hota hain (smiling ...like a tharki )

fully drugged out

rubbing his tent

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Kareena ..the always confident ...thought she had this

Kareena : rahul na ? IPM computers mein kaam karte ho na ..uss raat rampur guest house mein tha na tum ..mujhe soniya ne sab baata diya hain ...
best ki tum witness ban jaaon ..witness protection bhi milega paise bhi ....

SS stroding in behind her ..

Rahul smiles: bata diya sab. ..soniya ne ..toh yeh nahin bola mujhe kya chahiye hota hain (smiling ...like a tharki )

fully drugged out

rubbing his tent

SS could sense trouble'

he gets forward . 

pulling kareena aside

kareena let me handle this ..

listen.. rahul .. listen .. dekho .. kanuni chupana yeh sab galat hai .. 

ek jaan gai hai .. tumhe help karni chhaiye ..

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kat immediately .. picked up phone and asked her tech guy to find and locate this TW ..

results are quick .. she had TW address .. 

hesitant .. what to do .. should she go .. and talk .. and what .. bt why and all ..

bt she made her mind . she wanted some answers ..

seeing scrolling past stuff by TW on that site.. she saw TW loves her in that dhoom 3 attire like hell  .!

she grabs that attire from her closet .. wears it..   and makes her way to TW apartment 

at the door step .. having second thoughts.. should she or not . bt rings the bell ..

bt as she rang it.. she just turned to leave.. thinking its not right maybe .. or maybe TW is not home 

TW opened the door ..wondering kaun aaya hain ..

expecting no one ...

10 pm ..his apartment almost dead by now 

opened his door ..saw no one ..was about to shut the door 

when saw movement at the flight of stairs ..going down 

looked down 

and ..she turned to look at him 

TW ka toh ...

stunned sppeechleesss

katrina kaif .in that dhoom 3 launch look 

that tall body ..curves and ..man that cute face ....and then those loooooooooonggggg legs ..

TW slaps himself ...(no words coming out of his mouth ) slaps again 

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TW opened the door ..wondering kaun aaya hain ..

expecting no one ...

10 pm ..his apartment almost dead by now 

opened his door ..saw no one ..was about to shut the door 

when saw movement at the flight of stairs ..going down 

looked down 

and ..she turned to look at him 

TW ka toh ...

stunned sppeechleesss

katrina kaif .in that dhoom 3 launch look 

that tall body ..curves and ..man that cute face ....and then those loooooooooonggggg legs ..

TW slaps himself ...(no words coming out of his mouth ) slaps again 

kat stops .looks at TW

takes a deep breathe . she knew what she is doing

err .. TW ? . from xossip ?

adjusting her dress.. which she wore on purpose ..

err sorrry .. didnt meant to disturb u .. err woh !!

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SS could sense trouble'

he gets forward . 

pulling kareena aside

kareena let me handle this ..

listen.. rahul .. listen .. dekho .. kanuni chupana yeh sab galat hai .. 

ek jaan gai hai .. tumhe help karni chhaiye ..

Kareena : SS ..please. ....(puling him back ) meri lead hain ..main ..dekhoongi 

i dont need your help 

i will ask for it if i need it 

kareena : kyon re ..bahut ....bada shaana banta hain .....bol doon police ko ?

Rahul : bol de .....jail jaaonga ..prove kar lena ....soniya se ...(knowing soniya is a non realiable witness with no complete details )

Rahul laughing : degi to bol ? 

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kat stops .looks at TW

takes a deep breathe . she knew what she is doing

err .. TW ? . from xossip ?

adjusting her dress.. which she wore on purpose ..

err sorrry .. didnt meant to disturb u .. err woh !!

the most awkward situation of TW's life ...

ek toh katrina kaif in his building stairs 

second she in that dhoom 3 look ..which ....he loved (xossip mein uss look mein chod chod ke .mar gaya tha ) 

and now ..she calling him out by name ...direct connect to xossip ..his secret life

TW : jee woh .jee (looks around ...no one out all asleep ) 


looks at her ..the way ..she .....was uncomfortable in the open .in the staircase and was adjusting her dress ...

aap yaahan ? 

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Kareena : SS ..please. ....(puling him back ) meri lead hain ..main ..dekhoongi 

i dont need your help 

i will ask for it if i need it 

kareena : kyon re ..bahut ....bada shaana banta hain .....bol doon police ko ?

Rahul : bol de .....jail jaaonga ..prove kar lena ....soniya se ...(knowing soniya is a non realiable witness with no complete details )

Rahul laughing : degi to bol ? 

SS again trying to make sense. in kareena

kareena just look at him .. this is not a place for u ..

he is dangerous .. and jis tarah baat kar rha hai .

u shld nt be here.. especially in this outfit .. 

SS- jail toh tu jaega.. aur lamba jaega.. bail bhi nai milegi . 

samjhdaari issi main hai . jo madam bol rahi hai kar .. byaan de.. aur kuch acha kar..

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the most awkward situation of TW's life ...

ek toh katrina kaif in his building stairs 

second she in that dhoom 3 look ..which ....he loved (xossip mein uss look mein chod chod ke .mar gaya tha ) 

and now ..she calling him out by name ...direct connect to xossip ..his secret life

TW : jee woh .jee (looks around ...no one out all asleep ) 


looks at her ..the way ..she .....was uncomfortable in the open .in the staircase and was adjusting her dress ...

aap yaahan ? 

2 min baat kar sakte hain err mr . TW .. !?

i mean. looks around .. 

kahin aur.. aise yahan khule main .

just standing not even expressing anything. just reserved frozen .. 

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SS again trying to make sense. in kareena

kareena just look at him .. this is not a place for u ..

he is dangerous .. and jis tarah baat kar rha hai .

u shld nt be here.. especially in this outfit .. 

SS- jail toh tu jaega.. aur lamba jaega.. bail bhi nai milegi . 

samjhdaari issi main hai . jo madam bol rahi hai kar .. byaan de.. aur kuch acha kar..

kareena : SS ..ruko ..i said ...stop .i can handle this ..

i dont need your help ...

they aruging .when suddenly 

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rahul had unzipped 

standing ..shagging ....in front of kareena ..nad SS 

both shocked
 
Rahul : bol legi .. ? toh ...poori gawaahi doonga ....gawaahi kya saboot bhi ..ek ek .

really weird situation ..a man standing with an erection in front of kareena and her partner ...and now ..kareena looks at SS ...the evidence. .is too big ...

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kareena : SS ..ruko ..i said ...stop .i can handle this ..

i dont need your help ...

they aruging .when suddenly 

zipppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

rahul had unzipped 

standing ..shagging ....in front of kareena ..nad SS 

both shocked
 
Rahul : bol legi .. ? toh ...poori gawaahi doonga ....gawaahi kya saboot bhi ..ek ek .

ok thats its kareena. .enough . chalo tum .. koi faida nai ..

nashedi hai .. kuch b kar sakta hai .. u just saw what he did

bt then SS stops saying . talking to kareena

looks at rahul - saboot ? 

SS knew he can be vital wintess. bt saboot.. its win game . . !

kaisa saboot ?