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making anushka wet with our pichkaari

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TW : holi ka din ....

very few peopple know that tiger and katrina ..are a real couple ....hiding from RAW and ISI right below their eyes

both hiding in India

living in a small house of their own in a chota mohalla

thought no one iwll notice them

tiger paints ...katrina stays at home

but TW the mohalla dada ...found out about them

bahut dino se ...iss british pak ....bloood pe ...TW ka lund aaya tha

holi ke din ..with so many shouts and music outisde

TW plans his big day

Tw and his men knocking at tiger's door

time : noon

bahar holi party and music at full hullad

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TW : holi ka din ....

very few peopple know that tiger and katrina ..are a real couple ....hiding from RAW and ISI right below their eyes

both hiding in India

living in a small house of their own in a chota mohalla

thought no one iwll notice them

tiger paints ...katrina stays at home

but TW the mohalla dada ...found out about them

bahut dino se ...iss british pak ....bloood pe ...TW ka lund aaya tha

holi ke din ..with so many shouts and music outisde

TW plans his big day

Tw and his men knocking at tiger's door

time : noon

bahar holi party and music at full hullad

as both of them were hiding from agencies

they were living in full anonymity

no holi no music andar chupchaap

tiger opened the door

saw some 20 men fully wet colours lage hue body par

kuch to gatar ke paani mai bheege hue the 

tiger : kya chahiye nhi please hume nhi khelna 

tum log khelo

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as both of them were hiding from agencies

they were living in full anonymity

no holi no music andar chupchaap

tiger opened the door

saw some 20 men fully wet colours lage hue body par

kuch to gatar ke paani mai bheege hue the 

tiger : kya chahiye nhi please hume nhi khelna 

tum log khelo

TW smiling .. : main TW namaste. ...iss mohalle ka corporator .naam to suna hoga ...

kyon tiger jee ..coming 

tw : bhabi ghar pe hain ..

aap mat khelna ...hum khel lenge unke saath ..

entering the house 

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TW smiling .. : main TW namaste. ...iss mohalle ka corporator .naam to suna hoga ...

kyon tiger jee ..coming 

tw : bhabi ghar pe hain ..

aap mat khelna ...hum khel lenge unke saath ..

entering the house 

tiger or katrina naam badal kar reh rahe the wahan
tiger shocked hear his real name from tw mouth
tiger : tw tiger kon tiger yahan koi tiger nhi
or bhabhi nhi use ye pasand nhi
tw enters into that small 2 room house
katrina : hey who r you aise andar kaise aa rahe ho

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tiger or katrina naam badal kar reh rahe the wahan
tiger shocked hear his real name from tw mouth
tiger : tw tiger kon tiger yahan koi tiger nhi
or bhabhi nhi use ye pasand nhi
tw enters into that small 2 room house
katrina : hey who r you aise andar kaise aa rahe ho

tW: ab .holi ke din ....bahar rahoon ......

galat hain na ..pichkaari ..(looks down at his tent) .ki baat manni chahiye 

bahut mannn tha ...pichkaari maarne ka aap pe ....(rubs tent looking at her) 



looking at both 

mere aadmi bol rahe thei ...ki inaam hain ..100 crore ka ....tum dono pe ...

hain na ..tiger ....katrina ?

smiling 

TW : galatfehmi ho gayi hogi ..koi na .call karke dekhta hoon (takes out mobile )

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tW: ab .holi ke din ....bahar rahoon ......

galat hain na ..pichkaari ..(looks down at his tent) .ki baat manni chahiye 

bahut mannn tha ...pichkaari maarne ka aap pe ....(rubs tent looking at her) 



looking at both 

mere aadmi bol rahe thei ...ki inaam hain ..100 crore ka ....tum dono pe ...

hain na ..tiger ....katrina ?

smiling 

TW : galatfehmi ho gayi hogi ..koi na .call karke dekhta hoon (takes out mobile )

katrina and tiger looked at each other in shock

how could these slum people know their identity

tiger : nhi ruko please phone mat karo

katrina : nhi sir please kisi ko kuch mat btao

we beg you please

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katrina and tiger looked at each other in shock

how could these slum people know their identity

tiger : nhi ruko please phone mat karo

katrina : nhi sir please kisi ko kuch mat btao

we beg you pleae 

TW:  haaaaaaaaaaai ..bhabhi ..beg .aaaaaaaaah aap ke ..moooh se beg sun ke .toh yeh 
aaaaaaah (looks down .at his tent.) 
TW :bhaiya ne ..kheli .holi abhi tak ...???
maari pichkaari .....aaaj subah se ... ???
by god ..mera to poora bhara hua hain aap ke liye 

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TW:  haaaaaaaaaaai ..bhabhi ..beg .aaaaaaaaah aap ke ..moooh se beg sun ke .toh yeh 
aaaaaaah (looks down .at his tent.) 
TW :bhaiya ne ..kheli .holi abhi tak ...???
maari pichkaari .....aaaj subah se ... ???
by god ..mera to poora bhara hua hain aap ke liye 

katrina understood what tw is talking about

and so did tiger

tiger : nhi please dekho tum jao yahan se

biwi hai ye meri

katrina bhi jhuki nazron se idhar udhar dekhti hai to avoid tw eyes

piche saare ladke apna lund hila rahe the as everyone in mohalla was jerking on her since their arrival

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katrina understood what tw is talking about

and so did tiger

tiger : nhi please dekho tum jao yahan se

biwi hai ye meri

katrina bhi jhuki nazron se idhar udhar dekhti hai to avoid tw eyes

piche saare ladke apna lund hila rahe the as everyone in mohalla was jerking on her since their arrival

TW: toh maine kab kahan meri hain 

TW:  toh maine kab kahan meri hain ? 

mujhe to bas ..ek baar pichkaari maarni hain ..andar ...bhabhi ke ... 

boys ...cameras lagaao 

all gunmen climbing walls and putting cameras all over 

TW : woh recording ke liye ...(smiling ) 


TW : oh recording kyon ..soch rahe honge 

naa bologe to yeh tapes as proof RAW and ISI ko 

aur haan bologe to .....mere liye .......nishaani ke taur pe ..ke sapne (looking at katrina up and down) sach hote hain ..