Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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ek month ho gya tha is baat ko

ab or nhi rha gya tw se

send some pics of their intimate scenes to them

deepu ranveer shocked

called tw at their home

no other soul was there

only tw ranveer and deepika

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par ek galti kar di dono ne

ek hi 5 star hotel tha us island par

owned by tw

big deepika fan or utna hi bada tharki

dono ko ek special room diya hotel mai

speciality : hd cameras fitted in every corner of room

deepika ki honeymoon ki raatein live dekhi tw ne

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reaches his place 

LPG big man ..

guards and all 

Katrina ... : jaao jaa ke saab ko bolo main aayi hoon 

walks to the outhouse and sits there 

waiting for LPG 

lpg shocked hearing that

lpg : kya katrina ji yahan are bewakoof upar bhejo unhe

lpg a big fan of katrina 

but not her acting skills only body

he was the ultimate jury for filmfare awards

lpg : are aaiye katrina jee aap yahan

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ek month ho gya tha is baat ko

ab or nhi rha gya tw se

send some pics of their intimate scenes to them

deepu ranveer shocked

called tw at their home

no other soul was there

only tw ranveer and deepika

both of them pretty furious 

waiting for TW in the drive way 

TW :woh videos dekhi deepika ...ranveer ..sahi hain na ? ache shots aaye hain na ..

aur hain 

ranveer : gesturing TW to be quiet in front of securtiy and servants ...asking him to come in 

TW : sahi hain .andar chal ke baat karte hain .

deepika furious ..ranveer furious

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lpg shocked hearing that

lpg : kya katrina ji yahan are bewakoof upar bhejo unhe

lpg a big fan of katrina 

but not her acting skills only body

he was the ultimate jury for filmfare awards

lpg : are aaiye katrina jee aap yahan

Katrina : .....aab aap log papers mein yeh likhoge to aana padega na 

(showing him the print aritcle ) 

katrina is only good for raunchy item nos ..

Katrina : woh bhi filmfare awards ke theek pehle 

what do i think ..sir .mera chance ...khatam...huh ? written off ... ?

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both of them pretty furious 

waiting for TW in the drive way 

TW :woh videos dekhi deepika ...ranveer ..sahi hain na ? ache shots aaye hain na ..

aur hain 

ranveer : gesturing TW to be quiet in front of securtiy and servants ...asking him to come in 

TW : sahi hain .andar chal ke baat karte hain .

deepika furious ..ranveer furious

3 of them reached inside the house

before deepika could utter a word

ranveer shouts : saale kutte teri ye himmat

mms bnayega humara saari zindagi jail mai sadwa dunga

chupchaap wo video de de

or ye le jaa

offering a briefcase full of cash to tw

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Katrina : .....aab aap log papers mein yeh likhoge to aana padega na 

(showing him the print aritcle ) 

katrina is only good for raunchy item nos ..

Katrina : woh bhi filmfare awards ke theek pehle 

what do i think ..sir .mera chance ...khatam...huh ? written off ... ?

lpg on backfoot

lpg : are katrina ji ye zara bas wo shayad galti se print ho gya hoga

i didnt mean it 

par aapko to pta hai ye media wale thoda spicy khabar bnane k liye

fikar mat kijiye wo best item numbers ki kursi to aapki hai

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3 of them reached inside the house

before deepika could utter a word

ranveer shouts : saale kutte teri ye himmat

mms bnayega humara saari zindagi jail mai sadwa dunga

chupchaap wo video de de

or ye le jaa

offering a briefcase full of cash to tw

TW : bhosadi ke ....kutta samjha hain kya 

dara dega 

chal dara ..madarchod .dara ..jail mein daalega daal 

good luck ..proving kissne ..upload kiya 

TW presses button on his phone 

in the next 4 hours ..

yeh video ...1000000000 different ids se ek saath youtube pe load ho jayega 

best of luck 

rakh lo paisa apni gaand mein 

main chala

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lpg on backfoot

lpg : are katrina ji ye zara bas wo shayad galti se print ho gya hoga

i didnt mean it 

par aapko to pta hai ye media wale thoda spicy khabar bnane k liye

fikar mat kijiye wo best item numbers ki kursi to aapki hai

Katrina (stands like this ) : come on ....as if ..that is a favor 

hain koi .suraiya aur parcham se aage 



Katrina : but ..this is unacceptable ..LPG 

whta raunchy nos mein acting nahin hoti kya .....naturally .....koi ..ladki thode na poore india ko turn on kar sakti hain 

karna padta hain na ..usske liye bhi acting 

ab sab mein woh skills hain kya 

aap bolo 

aap sab ko dekh ke excite ho jaate ho ? 

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TW : bhosadi ke ....kutta samjha hain kya 

dara dega 

chal dara ..madarchod .dara ..jail mein daalega daal 

good luck ..proving kissne ..upload kiya 

TW presses button on his phone 

in the next 4 hours ..

yeh video ...1000000000 different ids se ek saath youtube pe load ho jayega 

best of luck 

rakh lo paisa apni gaand mein 

main chala

ranveer shocked

puri tyari ke saath aya tha tw

as he turned towards door

piche se deepika tw ka haath pakad leti hai

deepu : rukiye tw ye ldai jhagde mai kya rakha hai

pyaar se baat karte hai na