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katrina not very much like kaancha

uske saath bas isliye bandhi hui thi ki qabweele ka sardaar tha

or har baar jeet leta usko

par aaj saamne tw

or ladaai mai tw ne aakhir kaancha ko haraa diya

people chanting nye sardaar ki jai

but tw looking at his new trophy

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katrina not very much like kaancha

uske saath bas isliye bandhi hui thi ki qabweele ka sardaar tha

or har baar jeet leta usko

par aaj saamne tw

or ladaai mai tw ne aakhir kaancha ko haraa diya

people chanting nye sardaar ki jai

but tw looking at his new trophy

tW : kancha ...ab .....yeh saara rajya ...(looks around ..) aur yeh praja (1000s of men all around arena ) mere. hue 

main inka raaja 

inka ..ek maatra raaja 

aur ...

then he looks at her ...she behind him 

tw :aur yeh bhi .......... (points to her )

kancha pissed off. .fuming in anger .katrina behind him 

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anushka : ya lock it down

tw hadbadi mai closing the door

anushka still thinking about that kajal series

as tw coming inside

anushka : kya hai us kajal mai

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katrina put hand on kancha shoulder

katrina : acha lade maharaaj

i mean kaancha

but kya kare

tum hi bolte the na

tera jism sambhaalna har kisi ke bas ki baat nhi

looking at tw

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anushka : ya lock it down

tw hadbadi mai closing the door

anushka still thinking about that kajal series

as tw coming inside

anushka : kya hai us kajal mai

tw :woh woh koi sahi plot nahin 

woh ..woh 

aur ....woh 

woh ...2199 ho raaha tha. ..toh phir ...woh 2200 mein mera. woh puraana customer hain ..woh aise hi superstition hain toh ... woh ...

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katrina put hand on kancha shoulder

katrina : acha lade maharaaj

i mean kaancha

but kya kare

tum hi bolte the na

tera jism sambhaalna har kisi ke bas ki baat nhi

looking at tw

sjuddenly old preist. .oldest in the kingdom 

all res;pect him comes 



tw : woh baba pranaam woh ...main tW ..woh bagal ..rajya se ...maine ..kaancha ko ..

baba gesturing to be queit 

tw :woh ..woh ....rajyaabhishek ke liye .aur kuch ???? 

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anushka : wo puraani

or mera kuch nhi

took a pause

anushka : acha btao pehle kisne khada kiya tha tumhara

usne ya maine

follows tw posting since he started

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baba : wo to theek hai maharaaj

par qabeele ke kuch niyam bhi hain

keval bhujaaon ke bal se hi raja nhi bante

jaanghon ke beech mai bhi shakti honi chahiye

koi bhi qabeela binawaaris ke nhi reh sakta

or agar kaancha nhi to aapko waaris dena hoga

rani ki kokh mai

katrina smiles

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anushka : wo puraani

or mera kuch nhi

took a pause

anushka : acha btao pehle kisne khada kiya tha tumhara

usne ya maine

follows tw posting since he started

tw : woh ..idhar aaj ka ..ya ...

woh aap pe to first tiem woh ..woh ...maine ...2008 

anushka stops ..laughs 

cant belive it ...

the tiem her first movie came 

tw (embarssed) woh aap ko uss mein dekh ke hi ..woh ....uss samay to pagal possessive bhi tha .kabhi kisi aur ko .....post bhi nahin ..

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baba : wo to theek hai maharaaj

par qabeele ke kuch niyam bhi hain

keval bhujaaon ke bal se hi raja nhi bante

jaanghon ke beech mai bhi shakti honi chahiye

koi bhi qabeela binawaaris ke nhi reh sakta

or agar kaancha nhi to aapko waaris dena hoga

rani ki kokh mai

katrina smiles

tw turned and looekd at katrina 

tw : jhaango mein ..matlab. ..woh ...looks back ..katrina smiling ...looks at kancha and then opening her arms ..wide
 
entire .crowd cheering 

it was the queen welcomging the new king