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katrina kaif casted in a big budget movie

her recent films were flop and this is her last chance

shooting in a remote village 

but some goons resisted their shooting

AREY RUKO KYA HAI YE SAB THAKUR SAAHAB KI IJJAJAT KE BINA KOI SHOOTING NAHI

director tensed and katrina fearing of movie close

decided to meet thakur lpg at his haveli

alone

katrina ko kisi bhi halat mein ye film khatam karni thi aur release karvani thi

verna she knew ki iske baad koi usse movies nahi dega aur sirf character role hi karne honge

isliye wo khud chale gaye haveli mein lpg ki permission maangne

haveli bohot badi thi, katrina ghabra kar andar ja rahi thi

kat: hello is anyone there?.....koi hai yahan pe

helloooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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asin heartbroken as her husband is away

opens door

are cs aap aaiye andar aao

showing fake smile

cs had brought something precious which he did not want to present immediately

acted as if he didnt know it was her bday as he wanted to surprise her

cs: arey bhabhi kaise ho? suna tha ki rahul business trip pe gaya hai

socha apka haalchal puchta chalun

[lpg]

lpg katrina ka bohot bada aashiq tha

uski nazzar kat ki body par thi

raat ko ladkiyon ko bulaake katrina ka naam lekar chodta tha

katrina ki shooting rukwa ke usa faydaa len chahta tha lpg

ramu lpg naukar sees kat

ramu : are memsaahab aap aa gyi wo thakur saahab upar kamre mein hain

aap hi ka intezaar kar rhe hain (wicked smile)

[lpg]

asin didnt want to present her emotions in frot of cs

haan cs wo important meeting thi

tum btao kaise ho

bolo kya loge thanda ya garam

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lpg katrina ka bohot bada aashiq tha

uski nazzar kat ki body par thi

raat ko ladkiyon ko bulaake katrina ka naam lekar chodta tha

katrina ki shooting rukwa ke usa faydaa len chahta tha lpg

ramu lpg naukar sees kat

ramu : are memsaahab aap aa gyi wo thakur saahab upar kamre mein hain

aap hi ka intezaar kar rhe hain (wicked smile)

katrina suprised

kat: mera intezar!!!!!!!!! unhe kaise pata mai aa rahi hun?

she was confused of the wicked smile given by ramu kaka

kat: upar? upar kahan?

ramu: wo udhar baaye taraf kamre mein

kat goes upstairs and she is in front of the room, knocks the room

kat: lpg ji!!!!! hello!!!! thak thak thak thak

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asin didnt want to present her emotions in frot of cs

haan cs wo important meeting thi

tum btao kaise ho

bolo kya loge thanda ya garam

cs: waise mai lene nahi kuch dene aaya hun(double meaning talks)

usse pehle aap kuch thanda pila dijiye

[lpg]

lpg has sent director a message to sent katrina alone otherwise he will be killed by lpg men

it was a huge plan

door opened automatically

katrina comes in room and saw her song sheila ki jawani played on a big screen tv

thakur lpg sitting on sofa

kat could see only back of his head

[lpg]

asin : dene kya dene

u wait here

she goes in kitchen and bring cold coffee for cs

lo cs

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lpg has sent director a message to sent katrina alone otherwise he will be killed by lpg men

it was a huge plan

door opened automatically

katrina comes in room and saw her song sheila ki jawani played on a big screen tv

thakur lpg sitting on sofa

kat could see only back of his head

kat looks at the  song playing then looks at the sofa

she could see only lpg's head

kat was afraid to be alone at such a big place and she also tried to speak as much hindi as possible

so that he doesnt get offended or angry

kat: Namaste lpg ji!!!!!!!

wishes him from behind

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asin : dene kya dene

u wait here

she goes in kitchen and bring cold coffee for cs

lo cs

cs takes the coffee ans sips it

cs: batata hun sab batata hun lekin usse pehle

cs starts singing" happy bday to you, happy bday to you........"