Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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tw going for another bottle

but anushka comes in way

tw node hits anushka cheek

anushka : nhi or nhi wo anushka ne dard diya hai

to ye anushka dard bujhaa degi

anushka : pyaar baantne wale marte nhi tw

TW looks at her ek tak 

TW : anusahk jee ..yeh aap .kya .....woh ..matlab ..woh pyaar ..aur ....matlab ...hum dono boyfriend galfriend thei 

live in mein rehte thei 

stunned looking at her 

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katrina :ohhh come on salman ke saath

no way

career ke shuru mai ek do baar but not now

us din to i know

he was jerking cumming after every shot

or aadi bhi har shot mai get closer get closer

katrina : ab kon bole usko ki salman neeche se geela hai

these men i tell you

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katrina :ohhh come on salman ke saath

no way

career ke shuru mai ek do baar but not now

us din to i know

he was jerking cumming after every shot

or aadi bhi har shot mai get closer get closer

katrina : ab kon bole usko ki salman neeche se geela hai

these men i tell you

tw : aaaaaaah .aaaaah katrina jee. aaaaaah career ke shuru mein 

matlab. ..

ek tha tiger ke time woh tab ..

aap ne aur salman sir ne ..

i mean ..woh ..sab. ..time ..i mean ..tab. .aap ne unhein ?!!!! 

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anushka : huh live in

isi liye chodh ke chali gyi

agar sacha pyaar karti

to yahan rukti

or bache dekar...

looked around at the house

anushka : or ye janaab us bitch ke liye devdas bne baithe hain

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anushka : huh live in

isi liye chodh ke chali gyi

agar sacha pyaar karti

to yahan rukti

or bache dekar...

looked around at the house

anushka : or ye janaab us bitch ke liye devdas bne baithe hain

tw : bache dekar ...................

tw : woh nahin ma'am .woh ussey ..tabhi bache nahin chaiye thei 

aur ...woh ...woh sahi bolti thi madam 

galti meri hi hain ...

matlab ..jab tab ......ab (blushses ) looks at camera guy .woh ..kabhi kabhi din mein 11 -12 baar ..woh .....bolti thi .bas karne par main ...(crying) 

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katrina : ab kya karti

jab bhi movie contract ki baat karti

haath mai dick de deta

ab career bnana tha to krna pada

katrina : lekin ye heroes to fir bhi thode sober hote hain

aaraam se kar lete hain bed mai e do baar

par yahan ke mantri

bulaayenge bete ki shaadi ke liye

or fir lehenga pakad ke

suhaagraat mnani hai tere saath

no etiquettes bastards

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anushka : to kya hua

pyaar hi to kiya tha na

koi zabardasti to nhi ki

folds her hands and move her face sideways

acting as if she was angry with tw

anushka : ye acha hai thak gyi hun nhi hota

tujhe to neeche hi letna hai

jab krne wala nhi thak rha to tujhe kya dikkat hai

murmuring

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katrina : ab kya karti

jab bhi movie contract ki baat karti

haath mai dick de deta

ab career bnana tha to krna pada

katrina : lekin ye heroes to fir bhi thode sober hote hain

aaraam se kar lete hain bed mai e do baar

par yahan ke mantri

bulaayenge bete ki shaadi ke liye

or fir lehenga pakad ke

suhaagraat mnani hai tere saath

no etiquettes bastards

tW : mantri jee .....bete ke shaadi ..lehenga pakad ke ..aaaaaaaaah 

kya bol rahe hain aap 

sab ke saamne !? 


i mean ..

woh i mean ......paparazzi mein to kuch nahin aata 


woh abhi jo ambani ki wedding hui ussmein ??????????????????????????????? 

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anushka : to kya hua

pyaar hi to kiya tha na

koi zabardasti to nhi ki

folds her hands and move her face sideways

acting as if she was angry with tw

anushka : ye acha hai thak gyi hun nhi hota

tujhe to neeche hi letna hai

jab krne wala nhi thak rha to tujhe kya dikkat hai

murmuring

tW heard .that ..

tw : .ansuahk jee ..yeh aap kya

yahin soch ne to mera ....ghar ...parivaar (crying ) 

tW: ......thank god viraat bhai .....ne meri jaisi glati nahin ki ...restrained gentkleman aadmi hain 

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katrina : arey ambani waali to pucho hi mat

aaya mere paas

bolta hai ruk jaana event ke baad

mujhe bhi laga koi rasam hogi

or jab sab jaane lage

to chipak gya or gale pe kaatne laga

katrina : jaan please pagal ho gya hun

nhi kiya to marr jaunga bacha lo mujhe (imitating ambani)

thank god sahi waqt pe uski biwi aa gyi nhi to ufffff do suhaagraat ho jaati ghar mai