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katrina hold the mike

looked at tw and dur se hi hello karti hai

jaanti thi paas gyi to event ka koi mtlb nhi reh jaayegaa

katrina : thank you

but audience going out of control not ready to listen

manager : calm down calm down

katrina : please be seated thank you for coming

happy independence day

azaadi mubarak (british accent)

i hope aaj ke baad aap hum logo ko maaf kar denge

then looked at tw

katrina : because we are here to be with you to live with you

hand over mike to organiser and sat on other sofa

TW eyeing her ....

the way she said that part loooking at him all the time she said it 

tw winks at the announcer 

tW: madam ..live with you ? i mean .aap toh abhi bhi india mein rehti ho na humaare saath toh iss live with you ka ...... (looks back at TW {) matlab ? 

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katrina puts her hair behind her ears

smiling laughing waving at audience

katrina sexily rubs her eye once while listening to question

tw just staring her

looking at her actions

katrina : haan pehle bas rehti thi only living

ab soch rahi hun yahin settle ho jaun

hope you know the difference

smiles

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katrina puts her hair behind her ears

smiling laughing waving at audience

katrina sexily rubs her eye once while listening to question

tw just staring her

looking at her actions

katrina : haan pehle bas rehti thi only living

ab soch rahi hun yahin settle ho jaun

hope you know the difference

smiles

Crowd going mad in tharak 

shouts of : tw bhai ...ghar le jaao ..bhabhi kko 

shoutso f ..bhai ...aaj to jhanda hamesha ke liye daal do bhai ....bol rahi hain khud 

another man : hindustaani angreazan chodo 

tw happy like fuck 

kicks the announcer 

announcer : jee ..jee nahin ..main samjha nahin 

all howling .... in joy 

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katrina rubs her chin

katrina : offo tum log bhi na

sab kuch btana padta hai

somebody shouts in audience : panty ka rang bta de

katrina : ab akele rahun ghar pe to living 

par agar family ho saath mai

husband aur

looked at tw : bache 

to settle ho jaungi na yahan ache se

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katrina rubs her chin

katrina : offo tum log bhi na

sab kuch btana padta hai

somebody shouts in audience : panty ka rang bta de

katrina : ab akele rahun ghar pe to living 

par agar family ho saath mai

husband aur

looked at tw : bache 

to settle ho jaungi na yahan ache se

TW mad in love lust .getting up ...trying to come to her then and there 


annoucner begging pleading : sir 10 min .sir 1o min bas ..aur .3-4 chote chote sawaal hain 

tw mad in love / lust ....(!5 men holding on to him ) lest he pounces on katrina then and there 

annoucner : jee ..tw jee .ek baar question to suniye ..woh ...katrina jee.. woh ..aap regulary ...bas ....tharki dimaag awards ..ke liye aati thi ...ab aise publicly ..woh bhi 15th aug pe ? 

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katrina laughing at tw condition

looked at audience as if saying only she can do this to tw

10 minute mai hi getting out of control

katrina : arey yahan na aaun are you crazy

looking at tw whois trying his best to get out of clutches of men

katrina in her british accent : jo yahan milta hai wo kahin bhi nhi milta

or dete bhi itne pyaar se hain

to aana to padega na

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katrina laughing at tw condition

looked at audience as if saying only she can do this to tw

10 minute mai hi getting out of control

katrina : arey yahan na aaun are you crazy

looking at tw whois trying his best to get out of clutches of men

katrina in her british accent : jo yahan milta hai wo kahin bhi nhi milta

or dete bhi itne pyaar se hain

to aana to padega na

Annoucner : woh madam .aap ne ..bola ...husband ...

koi indian ..dekh rahio ho ...

hum log mile hain kya unsse ?? (looks back at TW ) 

crowd cheering like mad 

Announcer : ab ..azaadi ka din hain .aur aap .khud ko ...ek indian ko ? 

kya hain aisa iss indian mein ? 

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katrina : wo suna hai asli indian andar tak pyaar dete hain

or saari zindagi ek hi biwi ke saath rehte hain

tw ko dekh ke : never goes to other woman

katrina : or fir indian values

or bache

giggles

katrina : british to ek ya do

par idhar to

again looked at tw : shuru hi double digit se karte hain

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katrina : wo suna hai asli indian andar tak pyaar dete hain

or saari zindagi ek hi biwi ke saath rehte hain

tw ko dekh ke : never goes to other woman

katrina : or fir indian values

or bache

giggles

katrina : british to ek ya do

par idhar to

again looked at tw : shuru hi double digit se karte hain

Crowd going mad : aaaaaaah ...tw bahi aaaaah babhi ..maang rahi hain aaaaaaah double digit mein aaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

tw looking at her 

now men .holding him also too hard to ..hold him any more 


tw frreed walking to her...just walking around her like a predator not doing anythying 

she smiling not looking at him ...to tease 

Announcer : ...aap ko double digit mein ..bache chahiye katrrina jee ? matlab ...aap samajh rahi ho ..aap abhi ..35 ho ....double digit bache matlab. .abhi se ...45 years tak ..almost har saal ? 

crowd : aaaaaah ...12 mahine ..chudna bhai se katrina jee

crowd : tw bhaii chadh jaao abhi shrutu ho jaao ..

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katrina : wo suna hai asli indian andar tak pyaar dete hain

or saari zindagi ek hi biwi ke saath rehte hain

tw ko dekh ke : never goes to other woman

katrina : or fir indian values

or bache

giggles

katrina : british to ek ya do

par idhar to

again looked at tw : shuru hi double digit se karte hain

LC: aaahhhh mat bolo aisa Angrezano......................tumhein pata nahi hai ki tum Angrezano ke muh se aisi accented bhasha mein 

se ye sab sunke hum gaon ke kaale, desi laundon ka kya haal hota hai.....................chup ho jaon

warna aaj se in saari Angrez auraton pe desi mard hi chdahe milenge