Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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The way she said ..that ..dooodh peete hain 

plus earlier she said vasooli

TW started ....getting ideas 

kahin yeh 

TW : ...................................woh dooodh mein sirf vasoooli cases mein ....(smiles looking at kareena ) ....

realizing that day hoow much she was smiling when TW was cracking the vasooli joke of what he does to couples 

and suddenly realises ..saif was also there .he also knows 

turns to saif 

TW:  arey saif .....vasooooli ...case ?? convert kar dein ..payment in kind (haath mein gun ) looks at kareena and then at saif 

kareena walking around tw

kareena : payment in kind hhmmm

saif u must give him something precious

aisa jo kahin baahar na mile

aisa jo hamesha yaad rahe isko

then looks at tw seductively

bebo : aisa jo iski bhook mita de hamesha ke liye

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kareena walking around tw

kareena : payment in kind hhmmm

saif u must give him something precious

aisa jo kahin baahar na mile

aisa jo hamesha yaad rahe isko

then looks at tw seductively

bebo : aisa jo iski bhook mita de hamesha ke liye

TW : bhooook hamesha ke lyye ...(looking at her ) 

aise diet waali na meri bhook hain na ...yeh principal ....500 cr ka loan hain

dheere dheeere. ...kuch din ..i mean ..mahino ka EMI (Equated monthly instalment plan kar sakte hain )

har mahine thoda thoda :

Saif : 

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TW : bhooook hamesha ke lyye ...(looking at her ) 

aise diet waali na meri bhook hain na ...yeh principal ....500 cr ka loan hain

dheere dheeere. ...kuch din ..i mean ..mahino ka EMI (Equated monthly instalment plan kar sakte hain )

har mahine thoda thoda :

Saif : 

kareena and tw talking to each other through their eyes

double meaning full going on

kareena : monthly installment

itna bada amount

i think years lag jaayenge

tw dick responding at that

kareena : saif socha kuch kya denge

then looked at tw

kareena : aapki nazar mai hai kuch

for payment in kind

bends a little so that her tits impression could be seen from shirt

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kareena and tw talking to each other through their eyes

double meaning full going on

kareena : monthly installment

itna bada amount

i think years lag jaayenge

tw dick responding at that

kareena : saif socha kuch kya denge

then looked at tw

kareena : aapki nazar mai hai kuch

for payment in kind

bends a little so that her tits impression could be seen from shirt

TW:  woh looking at saif ..main soch raha tha ....

ki ghar ki baat ghar mein solve kar dete hain 

waise bhi main ...aap ko (picking up saif ) bhaiya bhaiya bolta hoon ..toh phir ..acha lagega .....yeh sab court case dhamki wamki 

ghar ki baat hain 

(loooks at kareena ) pyaar se kar looon ? 

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TW:  woh looking at saif ..main soch raha tha ....

ki ghar ki baat ghar mein solve kar dete hain 

waise bhi main ...aap ko (picking up saif ) bhaiya bhaiya bolta hoon ..toh phir ..acha lagega .....yeh sab court case dhamki wamki 

ghar ki baat hain 

(loooks at kareena ) pyaar se kar looon ? 

saif getting where its heading

saif : tw mai paise de dunga

bebo to saif : kahan se doge

500 crore hai

maa se maangoge

kareena : de do na kuch badle mai

ghar ka aadmi hi to hai

then turns to tw

bebo :i m sure bohot pyaar se rakhega

sambhaal ke

kabhi dur nhi jaane dega apne se

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saif getting where its heading

saif : tw mai paise de dunga

bebo to saif : kahan se doge

500 crore hai

maa se maangoge

kareena : de do na kuch badle mai

ghar ka aadmi hi to hai

then turns to tw

bebo :i m sure bohot pyaar se rakhega

sambhaal ke

kabhi dur nhi jaane dega apne se

tW : areey ghar ki baat hain 

ek dum ek dum 

TW:  aap log bolo toh eml bhi choti kar doonga .i mean month mein ek baar badi rakam se acha 

edi 

equated daily installments ;


aur ...woh bhi .yahin ghar pe ..de dena (looking at kareena ) 

ho jayega na ? 

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sonakshi wise of .....super cop chulbul pandey

always concerned chulbul itna risk lete hain .galat salat logo ke saath maar peet ..baat baat mein gun tanna kahin kabhi koi

so asks Chulbul today to at least when travelling beween police hqs and govt rest houses to not carry gun

finally Chulbul agrees ..

lthat night chulbul leaves for patna with evidence againt gaon ka gunda ....TW singh ....

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Chubul maha tharki ....jane se pehele ...ek baar kar ke gaya

phir ..after leaving came back to..do her again

darwaza kholte hi saree utha ke ..wahi front room mein roundh 2


he had left 15 mins back

time ...11 20 pm

suddenly ring on door

she blusing .sure ki chulbul hoonge for round 3

opening door smiling ..about to say smething .................

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tW : areey ghar ki baat hain 

ek dum ek dum 

TW:  aap log bolo toh eml bhi choti kar doonga .i mean month mein ek baar badi rakam se acha 

edi 

equated daily installments ;


aur ...woh bhi .yahin ghar pe ..de dena (looking at kareena ) 

ho jayega na ? 

saif : arey but abhi kuch nhi hai mere paas dene ko

i mean emi mai bhi

tw i mean

kareena : shut up saif 

mere paas hai na dene ko

tw stunned

or saif shocked

saif : tumhaare paas kya

bebo replying to saif but looking at tw : upar bedroom mai hai

bolo to dikhaun abhi

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saif : arey but abhi kuch nhi hai mere paas dene ko

i mean emi mai bhi

tw i mean

kareena : shut up saif 

mere paas hai na dene ko

tw stunned

or saif shocked

saif : tumhaare paas kya

bebo replying to saif but looking at tw : upar bedroom mai hai

bolo to dikhaun abhi

One day when drunk Tw had told her the no of times he had shagged on ehr ..in her item number loooks

and even said 

main saif hota na (in front of him) to har  raat sab pehanaat aur ..phir ....dum pel ke ..bhar ke ..phir utha ke ...ek naya look pehnaata and repeat 

saif had politely excused both of them from TWs further lusty babble 

but the look kareena had given him 

now TW koonws she remembers 

TW : upaar ..sach mein ..matlab. .saare hain  ?

change kar kar  ke .....