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pintu ne smjha diya tha jacqueline ko

tw ki shaadi nhi hui na isi liye shuru mai thoda sharmaayega

par tum ek baar chaalu kar dena

khatam wo karega

jacqueline : itni badi jeet mili hai aapko

bada nhi denge kuch humko bhi

looking at tw dhoti

TW:  jacqueline jee ..aap .woh pintu na ....

woh hum bole thei kya 

woh ....usne matlab. ...pata nahin kya ..

matlab 

aap itni badi actress hain ..(not sure ki Pintu ke paas itna paissa kaise aaya ..still cant belive .Jacuqeline Fernandez is an escort) ..woh ...ussney bataaya theek theek aap ko 

(looking for pintu - holding the luggage trolley ..wondering ...ki issko ghar bhej dete hain nahin to khamkha baat bad jayegi ..gadha Pintu ....itni badi celb ko ...le aay ..bola tha raand laana koi )  paisa le aur weekend bhar har ched mein chudei ..raand type 

dauda ke pela ja sake poore resort mein (had got the entire resort emptied some seucrity and men ...only to provide support nad protect) 

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Tw : aaaaaah alia aaaaaaah .....

humein ..yeh bologi aaah toh ..sameer ko kya ...

hum to bas aaaaaah woh tumne bola tha na ..shaam ko ..seekha dene ..toh ...

TW : ..aur yeh mangalustra toh waise bhi tumhara hi hain ....sameer ki wife ko dene bola tha ....usski ma ne (slowly lifting her ..ghoongat )

bahut jachta hain tum pe ...

holding her chin making her look up 

alia looking in tw eyes

aankhon par kajal

honthon par laal lipstick

neeche gehnon mai dhaki hui

kaanon mai jhumke

or naak mai nath

alia : ye mangalsutra zimmedaari se bhara hai ji

jo pehnaata hai uski sewa karni padti hai

dhan se mann se

or apnr TANN se

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alia looking in tw eyes

aankhon par kajal

honthon par laal lipstick

neeche gehnon mai dhaki hui

kaanon mai jhumke

or naak mai nath

alia : ye mangalsutra zimmedaari se bhara hai ji

jo pehnaata hai uski sewa karni padti 
dhan se mann se

or apnr TANN se

Tw : woh alia ..woh ..tum aaaaaaaah ....tumhaara tan to ...(looks at her tiny body in that saree ) aaaaaaaah sona hain ..khara sona 

tw :aaaaaaah alia aaaaaaaah ....vishwaas hi nahin ho raha hain ki tum wahi ho ..jissne aate hi .....woh tv screen pe ...

TW blushing - dil jeet liya tha mera tumne ussi waqt 

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TW:  jacqueline jee ..aap .woh pintu na ....

woh hum bole thei kya 

woh ....usne matlab. ...pata nahin kya ..

matlab 

aap itni badi actress hain ..(not sure ki Pintu ke paas itna paissa kaise aaya ..still cant belive .Jacuqeline Fernandez is an escort) ..woh ...ussney bataaya theek theek aap ko 

(looking for pintu - holding the luggage trolley ..wondering ...ki issko ghar bhej dete hain nahin to khamkha baat bad jayegi ..gadha Pintu ....itni badi celb ko ...le aay ..bola tha raand laana koi )  paisa le aur weekend bhar har ched mein chudei ..raand type 

dauda ke pela ja sake poore resort mein (had got the entire resort emptied some seucrity and men ...only to provide support nad protect) 

jacqueline : haan btaya to nhi usne

bas yahi bole jaa rha tha nichod dena

khaali kar dena

or kya bol rha tha haan

ek ek boond tapka dena

looking at tw dick all the time while saying this

jackie : or bol raha tha kone kone mai chadh ke lootna

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Tw : woh alia ..woh ..tum aaaaaaaah ....tumhaara tan to ...(looks at her tiny body in that saree ) aaaaaaaah sona hain ..khara sona 

tw :aaaaaaah alia aaaaaaaah ....vishwaas hi nahin ho raha hain ki tum wahi ho ..jissne aate hi .....woh tv screen pe ...

TW blushing - dil jeet liya tha mera tumne ussi waqt 

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alia : ab pati galat cheezein dekhega

to patni theek to karegi na

nhi to fir patni ko bhi galat hi lena padega

though in shaadi ka joda par slutty waisi hi

alia : dil to mera bhi khaali kar diya aapne

referring to the way tw sucked her tits

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jacqueline : haan btaya to nhi usne

bas yahi bole jaa rha tha nichod dena

khaali kar dena

or kya bol rha tha haan

ek ek boond tapka dena

looking at tw dick all the time while saying this

jackie : or bol raha tha kone kone mai chadh ke lootna

T:W aaaaaaah ....woh jacuqqueline jee ..woh aaaaaaaah ...aap .samajh ..rahi ho ..pintu ne kya bola 

mmm woh i mean 

koi confusion ho gaya hain lagta hain aap ko 

woh .thoda .i mean ....

woh ....aap itni badi star ... ho ....aap ....mmm ...matlab. ....

woh ...ussney jo bola na ..woh ..i mean kaise bataaon aap ko .. 


TW ka mann wants her ..but dimaag saying play safe 

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alia : ab pati galat cheezein dekhega

to patni theek to karegi na

nhi to fir patni ko bhi galat hi lena padega

though in shaadi ka joda par slutty waisi hi

alia : dil to mera bhi khaali kar diya aapne

referring to the way tw sucked her tits

tW : woh ..woh ..

Tw blushing 


tW: woh .......

alia tum bahut sundar lag rahi ho .saameer ke maa ke jode mein ...

looking at her ....

sits next to her 

Tw : woh ......woh ...shaam ko thoda zyada ho gaya .woh ..matlab. ..tumne bola ...ki seekha do ...aur main ...

sorry ...tumaari ke na suni pata hain ....very sorry 

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T:W aaaaaaah ....woh jacuqqueline jee ..woh aaaaaaaah ...aap .samajh ..rahi ho ..pintu ne kya bola 

mmm woh i mean 

koi confusion ho gaya hain lagta hain aap ko 

woh .thoda .i mean ....

woh ....aap itni badi star ... ho ....aap ....mmm ...matlab. ....

woh ...ussney jo bola na ..woh ..i mean kaise bataaon aap ko .. 


TW ka mann wants her ..but dimaag saying play safe 

jacqueline : arey saaf saaf boliye na

chadh ke chodne ke liye bulaaya hai

jackie not that type of girl jo time lgayegi

seedha getting on point

jacqueline : pintu bol rha tha thoda idhar udhar ki baatein kaenge

baatein to theek hai

pr wo kidhar daalna hai pta hai na ya udhar bhi pintu se puchenge (refer to tw dick)

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jacqueline : arey saaf saaf boliye na

chadh ke chodne ke liye bulaaya hai

jackie not that type of girl jo time lgayegi

seedha getting on point

jacqueline : pintu bol rha tha thoda idhar udhar ki baatein kaenge

baatein to theek hai

pr wo kidhar daalna hai pta hai na ya udhar bhi pintu se puchenge (refer to tw dick)

both walk into reception ..of the resort 

when say says this 

TW pulling the luggage trolley 

looking at the ...30 room keys in front of him

each resort room a honeymoon suite ...of different kind

Tw thinking ...as well as hearing her

almost stumbles hearing her say that

TW: woh .woh ...pintu ne ..clear bola ..chadh ke .....main ...aap ko ....  aur aap ready .......................

woh .................. budget  ? 

i mean ....woh ....budget theek tha na ki kuch aur ... ? (TW had kept 80 crores for this weekend) 

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tW : woh ..woh ..

Tw blushing 


tW: woh .......

alia tum bahut sundar lag rahi ho .saameer ke maa ke jode mein ...

looking at her ....

sits next to her 

Tw : woh ......woh ...shaam ko thoda zyada ho gaya .woh ..matlab. ..tumne bola ...ki seekha do ...aur main ...

sorry ...tumaari ke na suni pata hain ....very sorry 

allia : sunte kaise

muh par to haath rakh diya

or kya bol rhe the haan

le le saali bohot bolti hai chupchaap le

alia whispers : kya ab patni chilaa bhi nhi sakti hai