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what saif doesnt knew was that kreena has spent a whole night with tw before their marriage

she knew how mad tw is for her

especially in that fevicol look

kareena : saif do one thing call him home

let me talk to him once

shayad maan jaaye

saif didnt understand anything but then calls tw home

both waiting for tw

TW's car pulling up 

TW throwing the keys to the driver 

TW : bc ...tu gaadi on rakh ..aaj to saale ko ......seedhe thok ke hi .aab aaonga (pulls his gun ..checks clips and .jumping 2 steps at a time .....moves into house )


door open 

TW gets in 

sees .saif palying with taimur kareena sipping wine their eyes meet 

TW:  kareena ..jee aap  ? (mouth open ) 

was star struck ..had paid ...500 crore for that night of mad sex

kareena jeee kareena jee bo ke randi naach kawrwaaya tha aur .raat se dopeher tak pela tha

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ek taraf shruthi ka mard ...rahul ....

TW ka chota bhai

din mein ...4 baar ...shruthi please please ek baar aur

par ...daalte hi .uhhhhhhhhhh shruthi aaaaah aaaaah love you jaan ...aur ..whoossssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

aur idhar Tw

ghar mein ....jab tab ...dopeher ko lunch time pe aa jaate

aur shruthi ke saamne apne mrs ...anushka (shruthi .useey ...bhabhi bulaati ) ko le jaate aur ..aisa pelte ki ....anusahk ki cheekhein ...kitchen tak aati

wapas aati ..toh 3 ghante baad ek dum thaki

chal bhi nahin paati

shruthi toh kaai baar apne jeth ke naam pe ..bathroom mein ungli bhi kar chuki thi


but ..kya karti family thi

joint

dono bhai ..ek dooose se bahut pyaar karte the

phir ek din ...

woh hua

anushka ...got angry due to TW's regular sex habit and ......beech raat left the house....15 days ago and sent divorce notice this evening

TW upset

Rahul upset

Shruthi serving food

sits next to ..rahul ....

both looking at TW ..not eating for past 2 days

ghar mai maatam ka maahol

par shruti andar se khush

tw ka lund pichle 15 dino se bhukha tha

or wo jaanti thi ki ab agar jaaga to aisa chodega ki sadiyon ki pyaas bhujha dega

she wants her thirst to be quenched with that

serving food

shruti : lijiye na jeth ji

aap to kuch khaa hi nhi rahe

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ghar mai maatam ka maahol

par shruti andar se khush

tw ka lund pichle 15 dino se bhukha tha

or wo jaanti thi ki ab agar jaaga to aisa chodega ki sadiyon ki pyaas bhujha dega

she wants her thirst to be quenched with that

serving food

shruti : lijiye na jeth ji

aap to kuch khaa hi nhi rahe

TW : ...bhookh kahan lagegi shrthi ...

jo ...jaan thi ..jahan thi .woh hi ...(wiping tears) 

wiping tears 

TW : sorry ..tum log kha lo main bas mood kharab kar doonga tum sab ka 

tw orry rahul .......

sorry shurthi 

main ..chalta hoon sone good night (trying to get up ) 

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TW's car pulling up 

TW throwing the keys to the driver 

TW : bc ...tu gaadi on rakh ..aaj to saale ko ......seedhe thok ke hi .aab aaonga (pulls his gun ..checks clips and .jumping 2 steps at a time .....moves into house )


door open 

TW gets in 

sees .saif palying with taimur kareena sipping wine their eyes meet 

TW:  kareena ..jee aap  ? (mouth open ) 

was star struck ..had paid ...500 crore for that night of mad sex

kareena jeee kareena jee bo ke randi naach kawrwaaya tha aur .raat se dopeher tak pela tha

saif : arey sir aap aa gye aaiye

kareena hold taimur and took in her arms

kareena kissing taimur cheeks but looking at tw

kareena : hello bolo uncle ko

pta hai kitni badi gun hai uncle ke paas 

looking at tw dick while saying this

kareena : bohot badi hai (others thought she talking about toy gun)

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TW : ...bhookh kahan lagegi shrthi ...

jo ...jaan thi ..jahan thi .woh hi ...(wiping tears) 

wiping tears 

TW : sorry ..tum log kha lo main bas mood kharab kar doonga tum sab ka 

tw orry rahul .......

sorry shurthi 

main ..chalta hoon sone good night (trying to get up ) 

shruti hold tw hands

she sat on chair beside tw

shruti : kya jeth jee bhabhi chali gyi to kya

mai hun na

rahul tw shocked

then she covers up : hum hain na

aap fikar mat kijiye

rahul : haan bhaiya thoda haunslaa rakhiye

hum aapke saath hain

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saif : arey sir aap aa gye aaiye

kareena hold taimur and took in her arms

kareena kissing taimur cheeks but looking at tw

kareena : hello bolo uncle ko

pta hai kitni badi gun hai uncle ke paas 

looking at tw dick while saying this

kareena : bohot badi hai (others thought she talking about toy gun)

The way she said it 

her son in her arms 

and .her husband next to her 

and that look in her eyes 

tW ka toh lund ...loha ho gaya 

tW :aaaaaaaah woh ..woh ..kai dino se ..woh gun ...theek se ..chali nahin hain ..toh .bas aise hi .rakhi hui hain 

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bhai kya plots chal rahay hay

ajj toh inkay sthan khalli karday choos choos kay khatam hi kardoon bhai...bra na pehan pay itna sore kardon

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shruti hold tw hands

she sat on chair beside tw

shruti : kya jeth jee bhabhi chali gyi to kya

mai hun na

rahul tw shocked

then she covers up : hum hain na

aap fikar mat kijiye

rahul : haan bhaiya thoda haunslaa rakhiye

hum aapke saath hain

TW looks at her hand hands in his 

all 3 sitting aroudn dining table 

TW removing her hand ...uncoformtlabe ...bahut soft thei 

tW:  woh (looking at rahul ) ..haan ..tum dono ho ..tabhi toh ..

nahin to ...jeene mein ab kya rakha hain 

TW : ....tum log chinta mat karo ..... ...maine plan kar liya hain main ..kal se mussoorie waale ..farmhouse mein shift ho jaoonga ..

rahul .business tum dekh lena mere baad 

ab yahan pe ..har kone mein usski yaad hain 

TW: woh ..aaj raat ke liye bas last mein woh guest room use kar raha hoon ..bedroom mein .....bahut yaadein hain  

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The way she said it 

her son in her arms 

and .her husband next to her 

and that look in her eyes 

tW ka toh lund ...loha ho gaya 

tW :aaaaaaaah woh ..woh ..kai dino se ..woh gun ...theek se ..chali nahin hain ..toh .bas aise hi .rakhi hui hain 

kareena put taimur on floor

kareena : jao andar jaake khelo

his nanny took him away

kareena moving forward 

bebo : kaise chalegi gun

wo aapka P A bol raha tha pichli baar fevicol daal diya barrel mai

tab se bekaar padi hai

saif has no idea whats going on

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bhai kya plots chal rahay hay

ajj toh inkay sthan khalli karday choos choos kay khatam hi kardoon bhai...bra na pehan pay itna sore kardon

Shruthi  :cheee ..kya sab seekha rahe hain aap jeth jee ko