Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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just cant resist her now

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tw : uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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TW : katrina kaif ...saw the results of the IFCIMB Survey today

she is ... no 2 ...

kal ki ladki kriti sanon . beat her ..53 vs 31 

70% more votes than her 




too much for her to take 

she talked to her manager 

who dismissed such fan forum data 



but katrina bothered
 
reading - comments - 

boodhi ho gayi hain 

ab woh baat nahin rahi 

she incensed 



decided to take matter in her own hands - read about IFCIMB originals done till now 

arranged for a real life IFCIMB original 

tw got a call from Xossip folks to come to a theme park ....at 2230 hours for a celebration of Return of IFCIMB Survey 

tw had no idea ..reached on time

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tw reached at place

it was all lonely

kuch der he waited

tabhi he saw a black SUV approaching

or fir katrina kaif coming out of it

she approached tw straightaway

katrina : wo survey wala tw tum hi...

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tw reached at place

it was all lonely

kuch der he waited

tabhi he saw a black SUV approaching

or fir katrina kaif coming out of it

she approached tw straightaway

katrina : wo survey wala tw tum hi...

tw common man ..

standing in this desolate parking lot of some desolate theme park 

strong breeze 

could rain any time 

and now ...in this alone place ..one SUV ...that also came dropped and went away 

Katrina Kaif ...the star .walking to him 

tw : areey areey .katrina jee aap yahan ..woh woh survey ...main kuch !?! 

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she looked at tw for a brief moment

not looking very cheerful

katrina : wo survey tum hi conduct karte ho

tw just nods yes

katrina : tum aur tumhaare ye xossip wale samajhte kya hain khud ko

kisi ko bhi top par rakh dete ho

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she looked at tw for a brief moment

not looking very cheerful

katrina : wo survey tum hi conduct karte ho

tw just nods yes

katrina : tum aur tumhaare ye xossip wale samajhte kya hain khud ko

kisi ko bhi top par rakh dete ho

tw : areey woh madam 

xossip waalo ko issmein kuch nahin 

main akela hi survey analysis 

aur ek dum nishpaksh 

(Seeing she could not understand )

tW : woh woh impartial sorry ek dum impartially karta hoon analysis 

ek no upaar neeche nahin karta hoon 

woh .ab ...jo junta ne 

but aap 2nd aayi ..matlab. ..folks still..(then realized it is an adult fantasy survey )

tw : aap ..survey ...follow ??? 

breeze now becoming aandhi wind ...dust blowing ...

upaar ....thunder and lightning in sky

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katrina hairs swinging wildly in air

but she not caring

looking at tw

katrina : a queen can never be second

then as tw explains all that

katrina after a brief pause

katrina : or tumhe kya lagta hai

logon ki voting theek hai...

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katrina hairs swinging wildly in air

but she not caring

looking at tw

katrina : a queen can never be second

then as tw explains all that

katrina after a brief pause

katrina : or tumhe kya lagta hai

logon ki voting theek hai...

tw : jee ...main toh matlab. .

aap toh .matlab. .ifcimb pe aayi ho ..aap toh aap ne ..toh dekha hi hoga main kya sochta hoon 

i mean main kisspe sabse zyda post karta hoon 

woh ...

ab ...aap ko pata hain toh main kya ...

TW : woh woh maadam ...aandhi aane waali hain lagta hain (sand flying all over) 

strong winds ..thunder and lightning 


matlab ....sabko pata hain

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katrina pallu flies up

she somehow holds it with her hand

looked back at tw

in full arrogant but slutty tone

katrina : toofaan to tne dino se dabaa ke rakha tha apne andar

par ab lagta hai bahar nikaalna hi padega