Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

[lpg]

tw and virat close competitors

both were contestants of captaincy for world cup

to be decided by their ipl performance

tw ne mazaak mai bol diya to virat : bhai dhyaan se kahin last na aa jaana

virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)

both anu and virat took it lightly

but tw ne to jaan phoonk di tournament mai

highest run scorer or team invncible

or rcb last

virat and anushka watching ipl final on tv 

virat : bc trophy bhi le gaya or captaincy bhi gyi

chalo sote hai

raat ke 11 baje they were ready to sleep

tabhi door bell rings

virat opened and saw tw with trophy

virat : bro is waqt yahan

[timewaster]

tw and virat close competitors

both were contestants of captaincy for world cup

to be decided by their ipl performance

tw ne mazaak mai bol diya to virat : bhai dhyaan se kahin last na aa jaana

virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)

both anu and virat took it lightly

but tw ne to jaan phoonk di tournament mai

highest run scorer or team invncible

or rcb last

virat and anushka watching ipl final on tv 

virat : bc trophy bhi le gaya or captaincy bhi gyi

chalo sote hai

raat ke 11 baje they were ready to sleep

tabhi door bell rings

virat opened and saw tw with trophy

virat : bro is waqt yahan

TW : kya bhai bhool gaye ...

ab. ..gadha jeet ke ghodha ho gaya.toh ...pehchaan nahin rahe ho ...

ek min 

pulls out phone ..

replays video (TW ne record kar lya tha )

playing on loop 

virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)
virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)
virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)
virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)
virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)
virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)
virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)

[lpg]

TW : kya bhai bhool gaye ...

ab. ..gadha jeet ke ghodha ho gaya.toh ...pehchaan nahin rahe ho ...

ek min 

pulls out phone ..

replays video (TW ne record kar lya tha )

playing on loop 

virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)
virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)
virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)
virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)
virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)
virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)
virat : agar last aaya na to ye teri (anushka ki taraf ungli karke)

virat heard that

mann to kiya wahin tw ko ek rakh de

but he knew tw status has risen now

virat : are bhai tu bhi na yaar kya puraani baatein

aa andar

baby wo champagne ki bottle to laana

aaj saath mai celebrate karenge

andar se full jealous

[loveceleb]

LC: aaahhhh ab apni beti ki teen dost agar aisi dekhi...................aur khud lene aaye, to kaunsa divorcy baap apne aap ko rok payega.........

[timewaster]

virat heard that

mann to kiya wahin tw ko ek rakh de

but he knew tw status has risen now

virat : are bhai tu bhi na yaar kya puraani baatein

aa andar

baby wo champagne ki bottle to laana

aaj saath mai celebrate karenge

andar se full jealous

Anushka embarassed ..does not know wehre to look 

that night .she was also drunk ...both she and viraat were making fun of TW 

they both knew ..he liked her 

so ...they were making fun ...when drunk

in fact ....when ..viraat had said that ..she had also laughed and ...seeeing TW's face teased him saying awelllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

and now TW was here to ....claim his win 

TW : ek min ..bhai (holds his hand) puraani baat nahin .kal hi ki baat hain 

time dekh lo video pe ..(showing time stamp) 

TW: (and then looking down ) woh ...aur maain (looks at anushka .then at viraat )saath waath mein nahin karoonga ..

aaj sirf (looks down ...shly) main .....karoonga . (in a low voice) ...man bhar ke

[lpg]

Anushka embarassed ..does not know wehre to look 

that night .she was also drunk ...both she and viraat were making fun of TW 

they both knew ..he liked her 

so ...they were making fun ...when drunk

in fact ....when ..viraat had said that ..she had also laughed and ...seeeing TW's face teased him saying awelllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

and now TW was here to ....claim his win 

TW : ek min ..bhai (holds his hand) puraani baat nahin .kal hi ki baat hain 

time dekh lo video pe ..(showing time stamp) 

TW: (and then looking down ) woh ...aur maain (looks at anushka .then at viraat )saath waath mein nahin karoonga ..

aaj sirf  (looks down ...shly) main .....karoonga . (in a low voice) ...man bhar ke

  (when tw is in form everybody perishes in a sec)

virat : dekho bro wo mai hum 

mera mtlb hum nashe mai the tabhi aisa

anushka : tw ji please dont mind what happened last night

wo to halka sa majaak

chodiye na congratulation for your win

boliye kya lenge (trying to divert topic)

[timewaster]

virat : dekho bro wo mai hum 

mera mtlb hum nashe mai the tabhi aisa

anushka : tw ji please dont mind what happened last night

wo to halka sa majaak

chodiye na congratulation for your win

boliye kya lenge (trying to divert topic)

TW angry look sat her ...for a long time ..and then ....

TW:  :   

TW : sahi hai ..main jeeta to .maazaak 

aur yeh jeetaata toh 

last time shart jeeti thi ..meri golk kit le gaya tha ..

tab nahin roka issko ..

meri .....golf rukwa di ..5 mahine se ... 

looks around 

TW:  woh rahi ..(points ) ....

TW looks at viraat ...

shouting .raising his voice 

toh woh maazak nahin ..hain ..

aur yeh maazaak

TW : bhai ...mard ban thoda ...(looks at viraat ) kabhi to ek jabaan bol ...

tW : .....beizaat karne mein aage ..aur ...jabbaan rakhne mein ..??

[lpg]

TW angry look sat her ...for a long time ..and then ....

TW:  :   

TW : sahi hai ..main jeeta to .maazaak 

aur yeh jeetaata toh 

last time shart jeeti thi ..meri golk kit le gaya tha ..

tab nahin roka issko ..

meri .....golf rukwa di ..5 mahine se ... 

looks around 

TW:  woh rahi ..(points ) ....

TW looks at viraat ...

shouting .raising his voice 

toh woh maazak nahin ..hain ..

aur yeh maazaak

TW : bhai ...mard ban thoda ...(looks at viraat ) kabhi to ek jabaan bol ...

tW : .....beizaat karne mein aage ..aur ...jabbaan rakhne mein ..??

virat : bhai wo dekh wo baat alag thi

kahan golf kit or kahan 

thoda pause leta hai

virat : tu le jaa waapis kit

wo meri range rover bhi pasand tthi na wo bhi teri

anushka nervously smiles : i hope everything is sorted now

kyu tw happy na

[timewaster]

virat : bhai wo dekh wo baat alag thi

kahan golf kit or kahan 

thoda pause leta hai

virat : tu le jaa waapis kit

wo meri range rover bhi pasand tthi na wo bhi teri

anushka nervously smiles : i hope everything is sorted now

kyu tw happy na

tW : anusahk yeh theek nahin kar rahe ho aap ...

TW: looks at viraat : bhosdkie .....ye le range rover teri ...aur ye meri maybach ...rakh ke namard ..tu gaadi hi chaala ..aur haan moooh chala mooh 

hain to nahin aukaat ....jo bolta hain karne ki ..

na ground pe ..na ..(looks at anuskja ) na usske baar 

TW : ...main jaa raha hoon iss clip ko press ko dene ..pata toh chala ...apna captain ...kya bolta hain bar mein ...match pe 

[lpg]

tW : anusahk yeh theek nahin kar rahe ho aap ...

TW: looks at viraat : bhosdkie .....ye le range rover teri ...aur ye meri maybach ...rakh ke namard ..tu gaadi hi chaala ..aur haan moooh chala mooh 

hain to nahin aukaat ....jo bolta hain karne ki ..

na ground pe ..na ..(looks at anuskja ) na usske baar 

TW : ...main jaa raha hoon iss clip ko press ko dene ..pata toh chala ...apna captain ...kya bolta hain bar mein ...match pe 

virat : tw bro suno ek minute

virat sirf bol rha tha

but anushka ne daud ke tw ka haath pakad liya

anushka : tw ji please itna naraaz kyu ho rahe hai

baith ke baat karte hai na

anushka cool minded than kohli

she knew ek to captaincy ki wajah se criticism

upar se agar ye clip release ho gyi to team se bhi niklega