Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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katrina kaif and ex bf ranveer promoting their movie

its been 3 years since their breakup

ranbir now in relation with alia

katrina though hate ranbir

but once wants to show him what he has lost

aaj ek late night interview in ifcimb studio

and she was ready to make ranbir feel guilty

tw : hi ..katrina jee. hi ranbir sir 

main TW ...woh aap ka ...show host 

tw : woh aap log .i mean comfortable toh ho na 

i mean camera on karwaa doon 

i mean ..aap dono ....ka ..past .i mean ..aap dono ..i mean saath mein ek couch pe ...interview. .aap log ok na ?

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ranbir arrogantly : past is past

ab koi farak nhi padta...

katrina felt offended a bit

tw also thought it as a offensive statement

he looked at katrina

katrina with an angry face : ab jiske haath se jo nikal gya

wo fir kitni bhi koshish kar le

waapas nhi aane wala

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ranbir arrogantly : past is past

ab koi farak nhi padta...

katrina felt offended a bit

tw also thought it as a offensive statement

he looked at katrina

katrina with an angry face : ab jiske haath se jo nikal gya

wo fir kitni bhi koshish kar le

waapas nhi aane wala

she seems ..angry ..and hurt 

and .then somethingo n her face changing 

tw : jee jee 

(nodding to camera )

tW : woh camera start katrina jee ?

she nods yes 

tw : woh woh .aap .theek to hain na 

she nods yes eyes closed 




and then suddenly all smiling 

tw : hello viewers mere saath hain ek time ke lovers .....

katrina and ranbir 

welcome ...welcome 

both smiling 

tw (taking out questions ) : ready ???? what is the one thing .....aap ek dum miss nahin karte hain ..ek doosre ke baare mein ?

ranbir : ...har cheez ko hindi mein samjhaana nahin padta hain

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ranbir openly mocking katrina in front of a common interviewere

even tw feeling a bit awkward

katrina gave a grim look at ranbir

and when tw ask same question from her

she without any hesitation answered : ab apne bed se satisfy hoke uthati hun kam se kam

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ranbir openly mocking katrina in front of a common interviewere

even tw feeling a bit awkward

katrina gave a grim look at ranbir

and when tw ask same question from her

she without any hesitation answered : ab apne bed se satisfy hoke uthati hun kam se kam

the way she said it 

tw looked at ranbir 

ranbir at katrina 

she just ...shrugged 

tw : woh woh ...ok ok 


next question 

tw : woh .woh .....what is one thing you would want to change about the other person ?

ranbir : mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ....actually ..mmmmmmmmmmm ...brains ?

[Long dick]

Jacqueline fernandez banado plz bhai

[Ashwin]

When She is Your Cute Wife



But She is Also Nation's Crush, So has to Dress Sluttily & Give Naughty Expressions On Screeen

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katrina : 5 din ho gaye hain ..aaj to TW pakka daalega andar mere

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tw : those eyes. .that look .when she (eyes it)  wants it