Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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it was a routine 

jo bhi book karta tha will send a car to receive her

but here tw comes by himself

she leans on him as she was expecting him

then took her mobile out showing booking by tw

tw smiles awkwardly

katrina in her british accent : kisi mard ko lutne ka shauk laga hai

to socha jaake loot aaun

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it was a routine 

jo bhi book karta tha will send a car to receive her

but here tw comes by himself

she leans on him as she was expecting him

then took her mobile out showing booking by tw

tw smiles awkwardly

katrina in her british accent : kisi mard ko lutne ka shauk laga hai

to socha jaake loot aaun

tw blushes 

smiles looks around and then looking at her
 
tw : ......dekhiyega ......jo lutaane aaya hain kahin ..agle ke paas ...itna na ho (Stamina, semen , money reference by Tw)  ki aap ko lete lete .....adaat lag jayein ..aur ...yahin reh jaana padein ....(full passionate)

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tw : this ..big contest for the fan....to meet the star

the 37 year old ..hottie ....british actress katrina kaif ..the dream of every man to shag






tw ..winner of contest 

a banker ....

knocking on door 

tw : woh ..woh hi ..katrina jee. woh main TW ..woh ....competition .fan ...weekend ?!! 

woh .main 

big fan :

that smile ...she smiles 

tw's mouth open

cant speak .and then right at the door

and TW ....: katrina jee. ...you are the most beautiful woman in this world ....(jhat nikal gaya)

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katrina has a ruined love life

did this event more for her popularity measures

rather than to listen to her once again by a man

as tw said that

she just gently smiled

but looks not much impressed or enthralled

katrina : pehle andar to aa jaao

line maarne ke liye poori raat padi hai

or should we go for a walk

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katrina has a ruined love life

did this event more for her popularity measures

rather than to listen to her once again by a man

as tw said that

she just gently smiled

but looks not much impressed or enthralled

katrina : pehle andar to aa jaao

line maarne ke liye poori raat padi hai

or should we go for a walk

the way she said that 

so casually 

tw : woh woh line nahin maar raha tha sorry 

jee jee aap jaisa theek 

woh ..walk pe chalte hain 

woh ghar pe aap ke family members honge woh ...main kahan .poora weekend aap ke saath .bas milne ka mauka mil gaya wohi kaafi

aap walk ..pe .. ? 

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as tw said that

he knew he made another blunder

as katrina lives alone at this age as well

no husband no bf

tw just shuts up not even saying sorry

but katrina took it all politely

gently tapped tw chest

katrina : dheere dheere family bhi ban jaayegi

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as tw said that

he knew he made another blunder

as katrina lives alone at this age as well

no husband no bf

tw just shuts up not even saying sorry

but katrina took it all politely

gently tapped tw chest

katrina : dheere dheere family bhi ban jaayegi

t w : jee jee ...baan jayaeig. .kyon nahin 

waise .aap ki family hain na ..poori india aap ki family hain 

we are all such big fan of your work 

the way you have progressed ....

aap ka ..kaam ...esp dance ....matlab. ..movie ek taraf aap ka dance item ek taraf

and you put so much into it 

(talking .so passionately about her item nos)

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as tw said that

katrina laughs as if it was a joke

but tw all serious

katrina looking at him

katrina : itne bhi nhi chahiye tw

bas ek mil jaaye kaafi hai