Glamour Xclusive Katrina Kaif : The Ultimate Beauty

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LAST NIGHT ..TW DID HER LIKE A DOG IN FRONT OF 300 MEN ...

HER HEAD FALLING OFF THE KHATIYA AND .CAME IN HER PUSSY .....LIKE LITERS AND LITERS ....

RIGHT IN HER

AND TODAY ...THE SLIP UNDER HER DOOR (She has another mansion TW has another )

all day he does his work

and she ....plans as per his note

this moorning's note from tW : 1 word - SAREE

lets see how creative you can be ?

(yesterday it was chikni chameli)

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KAtrina thinking of the words which everyone would expect from saaree

traditional ..family values, cares about everyne in family.....even if slutty covered in tradition ..cares fr elders love for juniors and then .she smiles

and

makes the call to TW's conceriege the same guys who bring jr actors, sets and all in 1 day

and gives them instructions

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and then that evenng ...drops an envelope under his mansion's door

it says

6 months ago ....Tw was kicked out of his house

why ?

it was a happy family ....TWs mother, his elder brother .and his bhabhi

TW was very close to his bhabhi (she got married to his brother ) 3 months ago but TW was very frank with her .so was she

always loovingly treating him ...

it appears however that TW had .....developed serious love/ lust for her ..and ...mis-.understood her teasing language to mean invitation

he often told her ..please bhabhi .bhaiya ko chod do main hoon na (openly in front of mother , ucncle borther etc)

everyone laughed. thikning the hot headed one is joking

he had started watching her get naked have a bath and even have sex with his brother

one night ..he got really angry watching her and burst into the room ..and pulled his bhaiya off her and threw hin on the floor

tamahsa in house

bhaiya got angry and threw him out of house

Tw was almost about to chase his brother with a knife and kill him ..but ..ma ne kasam de to Tw shaap de ke chala gaya

a month later. ...Tw's brother ko lakwaa maar gaya

body below waist not moving

Purohit (family) after study of planets said shaap lag gaya


today ..Tw called back home by his mother .TW coming home ....he is told puja ..for fmaily peace ..



and with thhis note a kurta ironed ....by katrina next to it

and directions to the house

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TW: what katrina does not tell her ....is the bhabhi is she ...in saree

and ...as per plot the purohit suggested

only illaaj ...shaap waale ki icha jo apooorna hain woh poori kar do

ma and katrina discuss ...bhaiya and elders of family also consulted. ..

they realise it is TW his icha ..what he said in front f everyne :

they ask purohit he says

after referring to planetary charts ek baar vivaah sambhooog hoo gaya toh sab theek h jayega

ma overjoyed ..elder boy will be healthy again

yunger will be back at home

katrina just smiles and nods yes

Rakesh his brother lost his head. .and shults but ....sab esp dono ladies mil ke samjha deta hain ..bas ek baar ki baat hain .shaadi ...ki raasam and phir bas ..ho gaya

rakesh angry ...but quiet



thats the plot ...the part tw does not know

he thinks he is coming home ....for some puja and perhaps will meet a gal in saree

little does he know the plot set design katrina has for him ...actors and all ready

ma ...uncle daadi ...chachi ....everyone including rakesh

all actors

briefed

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and then that evenng ...drops an envelope under his mansion's door

it says

6 months ago ....Tw was kicked out of his house

why ?

it was a happy family ....TWs mother, his elder brother .and his bhabhi

TW was very close to his bhabhi (she got married to his brother ) 3 months ago but TW was very frank with her .so was she

always loovingly treating him ...

it appears however that TW had .....developed serious love/ lust for her ..and ...mis-.understood her teasing language to mean invitation

he often told her ..please bhabhi .bhaiya ko chod do main hoon na (openly in front of mother , ucncle borther etc)

everyone laughed. thikning the hot headed one is joking

he had started watching her get naked have a bath and even have sex with his brother

one night ..he got really angry watching her and burst into the room ..and pulled his bhaiya off her and threw hin on the floor

tamahsa in house

bhaiya got angry and threw him out of house

Tw was almost about to chase his brother with a knife and kill him ..but ..ma ne kasam de to Tw shaap de ke chala gaya

a month later. ...Tw's brother ko lakwaa maar gaya

body below waist not moving

Purohit (family) after study of planets said shaap lag gaya


today ..Tw called back home by his mother .TW coming home ....he is told puja ..for fmaily peace ..

and with thhis note a kurta ironed ....by katrina  next to it

and directions to the house

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exactly at 1245 pm shehnai s playing ...

tw puts on kurta and rushes wondering ..yeh kaisi puja ..shehnaai

and then sees the house



not sure kisski shaadi and wondering if she's set up smething similar to yesterday her wedding and he is her groom

but then he sees her .in normal no wedding shedding saree

tW taken aback .she loooking like a million dollars

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tw now act in role

tw maa : itne dino baad

aankhein bhar aayi uski

daadi : ab to nhi jaayega na humein chodh ke

before tw could utter a word

katrina comes looks like a queen ready to dominate entire male humans



katrina : nhi jaayega maa

aaj raat ke baad kahin nhi jaayega

looked at tw seductively

purohit : pooja ka samay ho raha hai

katrina : aao na tw

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tw now act in role

tw maa : itne dino baad

aankhein bhar aayi uski

daadi : ab to nhi jaayega na humein chodh ke

before tw could utter a word

katrina comes looks like a queen ready to dominate entire male humans



katrina : nhi jaayega maa

aaj raat ke baad kahin nhi jaayega

looked at tw seductively

purohit : pooja ka samay ho raha hai

katrina : aao na tw

tw : jee daadi woh ...bhaiya ....

katrina pulls tw .....

tw just stunned looking at how she wwas pulling him openly in front of everyone 

that night 6 months ago ..everyone saw what happend 

TW pulling his bhaiya off his bhabhi ...both naked saw her ....naked .and ...then later ...all those vidoes of her bathing and having sex
 
and here she was ....so loving caring even teasing like earlier .as if nothing happened
 
tW : bhabhi aap yeh kahan ...dekhiye udhar ..baaki family ke log honge aur yeh functin .... ? 

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tw : jee daadi woh ...bhaiya ....

katrina pulls tw .....

tw just stunned looking at how she wwas pulling him openly in front of everyone 

that night 6 months ago ..everyone saw what happend 

TW pulling his bhaiya off his bhabhi ...both naked saw her ....naked .and ...then later ...all those vidoes of her bathing and having sex
 
and here she was ....so loving caring even teasing like earlier .as if nothing happened
 
tW : bhabhi aap yeh kahan ...dekhiye udhar ..baaki family ke log honge aur yeh functin .... ? 

katrina made tw sat in the middle

and sat beside him

saamne pandit or piche wheelchair pe rakesh

continuously saying to his mom ki ye theek nhi hai

but everybody shutting him

pandit doing mantras and putting water drops on tw

as if shaant kar raha ho usko

then took a locket which looks like a mangalsutra

pandit to tw : kanyaa ko ye pehnaaiye

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katrina made tw sat in the middle

and sat beside him

saamne pandit or piche wheelchair pe rakesh

continuously saying to his mom ki ye theek nhi hai

but everybody shutting him

pandit doing mantras and putting water drops on tw

as if shaant kar raha ho usko

then took a locket which looks like a mangalsutra

pandit to tw : kanyaa ko ye pehnaaiye

TW takes the mangalsutra 

tW:  kanya ? (looks at his ma ) his ma smiles and looks at katrina 

katrina loooking at TW 

TW : yeh yeh kya ho raha hain purohit jee ? (knew purohit jee from childhood family purohit na )