Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

[timewaster]

for a moment she looks at TW after hearing u are beautiful . 

err.. bt woh . .umm .

u do others too right .. 

kabhi deepika alia.. anushka (same girls who took her reign )

i mean . and woh main clear kar dun .. i am not a slut .. or nahi visa chahiye mujhe ..

i have visa.. (she clearly showing she read each and every post by TW )

kat looking down back again - yeh woh ur poster buddy woh . SS.. does err he mean err it ..

u dont let anyone else.. do . err i mean there .. kat stops

kat - oh god what i am saying.. really .. ! looks up at ceiling taking deep breathe !

tW : i dont think you heard me ....or read the stuff ..i said 

(about finding her beautiful ..wanting to have babies with her )

TW : (a little angry ) 

series mein likha tha ek din ...actress aayegi PR karwaane ..socha nahin tha .kaun aayegi ..aur aayegi to ....kya bolegi 

dekho madam 

looking at her (long and hard) ..

aadmi seedha hoon ...despite ..log bolte hain .ek hi wohi ..marry you katrina .bache ...chahiye katrina ...tab bhi ..i keep to it ...
non creative nahin hoon 
bas ..dil se ....(punches his heart ) majboor hoon 

ab ...mujhe nahin pata UK mein kaise hota hain 
par .yahan india mein ....shaadi karne ka mann kiya to ..hum phir doosro ke ..........................

TW : this meeting is over .find a better scriptwriter ..my writing on you is not for sale ... 


 

[loveceleb]

LC: ufff, lage raho bhai log

Nargis: aaaaahh aahhhhh aur uksao aap log .....................aree wahan TW ko Katrina pe chadha dekh.................... LC baba mujh pe bhi saand ki tarah chadh gayein hain

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SS walks with her  .with tons of questions 

just looking at her . .

she was clearly in  no mood to talk .

just opens car door for her.. 

he knew.. she needs a drink

both reach home of SS 


Kareena not even asking why ...SS took her home 

SS's house was first. .

they parked 

Kareena and SS went up - akwward silence throughout 

once in 

kareena : washroom ..udhar hain na ? (walking ) 

kareena : ek  drink please SS 

[SluttySunny]

tW : i dont think you heard me ....or read the stuff ..i said 

(about finding her beautiful ..wanting to have babies with her )

TW : (a little angry ) 

series mein likha tha ek din ...actress aayegi PR karwaane ..socha nahin tha .kaun aayegi ..aur aayegi to ....kya bolegi 

dekho madam 

looking at her (long and hard) ..

aadmi seedha hoon ...despite ..log bolte hain .ek hi wohi ..marry you katrina .bache ...chahiye katrina ...tab bhi ..i keep to it ...
non creative nahin hoon 
bas ..dil se ....(punches his heart ) majboor hoon 

ab ...mujhe nahin pata UK mein kaise hota hain 
par .yahan india mein ....shaadi karne ka mann kiya to ..hum phir doosro ke ..........................

TW : this meeting is over .find a better scriptwriter ..my writing on you is not for sale ... 


 

get retaliates .. back . with anger

kat - its not that TW .. mr TW ... i came here...

coz i liked .. what u post. it shows u respect me . love me.. u fuck me or not babies.. ya right

all i cared was that u show feelings for me . which no one in this fucking industry is capable off

takes a breathe .. calming her self !

kat this time looks in TW eyes - toh fir auron ko kyu karte ho . just do me .. JUST ME .. no one else

i want u to be mine.. 

she said all regarding posting.. just fuming back at TW.. to clear her intentions . !

[timewaster]

LC: ufff, lage raho bhai log

Nargis: aaaaahh aahhhhh aur uksao aap log .....................aree wahan TW ko Katrina pe chadha dekh.................... LC baba mujh pe bhi saand ki tarah chadh gayein hain

[SluttySunny]

both reach home of SS 


Kareena not even asking why ...SS took her home 

SS's house was first. .

they parked 

Kareena and SS went up - akwward silence throughout 

once in 

kareena : washroom ..udhar hain na ? (walking ) 

kareena : ek  drink please SS 

err sure.. .takes off his coat.. 

in shirt and pants . sitting in living room 

with drink in hand for her ..

SS realized.. she was angry for what she had to do .

[timewaster]

get retaliates .. back . with anger

kat - its not that TW .. mr TW ... i came here...

coz i liked .. what u post. it shows u respect me . love me.. u fuck me or not babies.. ya right

all i cared was that u show feelings for me . which no one in this fucking industry is capable off

takes a breathe .. calming her self !

kat this time looks in TW eyes - toh fir auron ko kyu karte ho . just do me .. JUST ME .. no one else

i want u to be mine.. 

she said all regarding posting.. just fuming back at TW.. to clear her intentions . !

tw : Auro ko kyon karta hoon 

jab tak hain jaan yaad hain ...anushka ko ...ek dum gira diya tha count se ...sirf tum 

and then you went ahead and started dating that ranbeer kapoor

kya ....bas ..main idhar pyaar karoon ...ek ko .aur tum jisko mann ussko ...


TW counting on his hands : salman ..ranbeer. ...abhi to suna woh vicky kaushal ..like really vicky kaushal ? 

aur main yahan ....single track rahoon ...waaah .kya baat hain 

[lpg]

saari bhookh mitani hai aaj iski

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err sure.. .takes off his coat.. 

in shirt and pants . sitting in living room 

with drink in hand for her ..

SS realized.. she was angry for what she had to do .

kareena ..angrily walks past him goes to bar ...gets the bottle and coming back where SS was sitting 

sits next to him 

pours more in the same glass which SS had set up for her ..

bottoms up 

and then pours more 

Kareena : dont tell me ..videos kuch reh gayi ya transfer mein kuch atak gaya !!! 

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saari bhookh mitani hai aaj iski

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