Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

[lpg]

anushka now playing with tw

anushka : aa jayein to kya

kuch galat thodi na kar rhe hain

tw eyes widening looking at her

anushka : so kitna time dete ho bache ke liye

indirectly asking how much time he fucks kajal

[timewaster]

anushka now playing with tw

anushka : aa jayein to kya

kuch galat thodi na kar rhe hain

tw eyes widening looking at her

anushka : so kitna time dete ho bache ke liye

indirectly asking how much time he fucks kajal

tw : woh woh ...

realizing she is just going to talk 

making sad face 

(hearing that hum galat kya kar rahe hain )

tw : woh woh ..ab ...woh. kajal ka dosh nahin ...woh toh ..roz hi .mmmmmmmm ....

woh ...subah ....uthate hi ..bistar mein ....jaga ke 

ek baar tauliaya dene aati hain to shower mein 

ek baar naasjhte ke baad table pe 

woh ..lunch pe ghar aa ke .ek round .kitchen mein 

ek round bistar pe 

jaane se pehele ..ek last round dewaaar se laga ke 


woh shaam ko aate hi sofe pe 

aur ..phir ...chai ke .baad. ...chatt pe 

aur ..phir .shaam ko ...ek baar lawn mein ghaas pe 

aur mm dinner .table ....pe nahin karte. .woh ...(smiling)

aur phir .raat ko ....wahi ..6-7 baaar

[lpg]

anushka : aur kajal kuch bolti hai kya

i mean nhi ya mna karti hai

tw just nods no

anushka : itna karne ke baad bhi nhi

fir to galti kajal ki nhi

tum hi theek se nhi karte hoge..

tw sat there silently

anushka slowly whispers : mujhe dikhaaoge kaise karte ho??

[timewaster]

anushka : aur kajal kuch bolti hai kya

i mean nhi ya mna karti hai

tw just nods no

anushka : itna karne ke baad bhi nhi

fir to galti kajal ki nhi

tum hi theek se nhi karte hoge..

tw sat there silently

anushka slowly whispers : mujhe dikhaaoge kaise karte ho??

tw : nahin aisa thode na ...

woh bas ..bhagwaan ka 

and then she said it 

tw : woh woh .aap ko ..aap ko ..(looks around ..) 

woh bhaiya ?? (and then remembers already asked )

anushka laughing 

tw : woh woh ...woh ..main ...aap ko kaise kar ke .dikhaaoon ..matlab. ..dikhayaa ...thode na ..jaata hain yeh ..sab ... 

(Eyes on her blouse in that choli non stop) 

[lpg]

anushka : to kya bol ke btaaoge

bolne mai kya hi pta chalega

tum bologe mai ek din mai itna cum nikaalta hun kajal mai

then looked at tw intensely

anushka : mai to tabhi sach manungi na jab mujh mai jaayegaa

[timewaster]

anushka : to kya bol ke btaaoge

bolne mai kya hi pta chalega

tum bologe mai ek din mai itna cum nikaalta hun kajal mai

then looked at tw intensely

anushka : mai to tabhi sach manungi na jab mujh mai jaayegaa

tw : toh main ..main ..aap ko ...

kajal ko jitna ..utna ?

woh ...bhaiya toh ...

and she nods smiles 

on tv ...the match starting 

tw : woh woh ..abhi nahin aaayenge 

she smiling nods and says - 1 mahine ka trip hain 

tw : aaaaaaah ..aur main main aap .....aap ...(looking at her .she in that gaon choli ...blouse and ghahgra ) 

tw : main andar ?

[lpg]

tw used to fantasise about anushka

but never in his wildest dreams he thought he could get her

looking at her and then swallowing his saliva in lust and nervousness

anushka sluttily : sirf andar nhi tw

looked at his crotch

anushka : andar bahar andar bahar andar bahar andar bahar andar bahar andar bahar andar bahar andar bahar 

[timewaster]

tw used to fantasise about anushka

but never in his wildest dreams he thought he could get her

looking at her and then swallowing his saliva in lust and nervousness

anushka sluttily : sirf andar nhi tw

looked at his crotch

anushka : andar bahar andar bahar andar bahar andar bahar andar bahar andar bahar andar bahar andar bahar 

tw : woh woh pakka na aaaah woh ..woh ..aap ko ..aaaaaaaaah .bacha ho gaya ..phir se ..toh ..

woh .not ..looking at her .hand on her lehenga slowly lifting it 

she seeing it .laughing 

tw :aaaaaah ...anushka bhabhi aap ko aaaah aap .e .bahut .khada hotah ain aaaah kai baar kajal ke ..aap ke .soch ke bahut choosta hoon 

aah .aap ko .aaaaaaaah kahin ussey bhi .zyada .....na kar doon ? 

[lpg]

jd the sasur of katrina suffering from a unique disease : TANKOLIA

lund baithta hi nhi tha

whole family getting embarassed as gaon mai baatein phel rahi thi

finally rakesh decided

katrina will help jd release his load

so at night time katrina knocking on jd door

[JD_Loft1]

jd the sasur of katrina suffering from a unique disease : TANKOLIA

lund baithta hi nhi tha

whole family getting embarassed as gaon mai baatein phel rahi thi

finally rakesh decided

katrina will help jd release his load

so at night time katrina knocking on jd door

JD ka baithne ka naam li nhi le rha tha


baat to ye thi ki......jabse rakesh videshi bahu ghar pe laaya tha


JD ka to dekh ke bas wahi tannnnnnn ho gya tha......par kya karta bete ki biwi thi



(Katrina knocking on door)


JD ne thoda araam paane ke liye......ghar pe raandi bula rakhi thi


bistar mien nangi Alia ke upar chadke dum chod rha tha.....


JD: arre behenchod kaun hai.....saala chodne bhi dete chain se