Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

[Kajal Aggarwal]

Deepika : Meri issi gaand ne na jane kitne lund ko behal kar diya

[timewaster]

Shruthi gaon ke postmaster ..deen dayaal jee ki beti

life ka ek sapna ....film star banana hain

gaon ...miles away from mumbai

the only person who konws anything about industry is LPG the tharku ..who often travels in India and abroad

one day ...

Shruthi decides to go and meet Thakur saab and get his help to go abroad

reaches his haveli at 4 pm in the vening

shruthi : namaste thakur saab ..woh main shruthi deen dayaal jee ki beti


main andar aaon ?

[lpg]

team nyi par result wahi puraana

rcb owners despite spending millions still searching for a trophy

this year all enthusiasm was put on earth in first match itself

team all out on 70 

11 mai se 5 player duck pe out

only positive the new rising sensation tw

made 40 odd runs and saved them from falling even lower

par dressing room mai sab chehre latke hue

tw depressed

virat made a plan to cheer up tw otherwise ipl bhi gaya or world cup bhi

[timewaster]

team nyi par result wahi puraana

rcb owners despite spending millions still searching for a trophy

this year all enthusiasm was put on earth in first match itself

team all out on 70 

11 mai se 5 player duck pe out

only positive the new rising sensation tw

made 40 odd runs and saved them from falling even lower

par dressing room mai sab chehre latke hue

tw depressed

virat made a plan to cheer up tw otherwise ipl bhi gaya or world cup bhi

[lpg]

sunday afternoon

bangalore ka ek 7 star hotel

virat called tw : haan jaldi aaja

teri performance ke liye reward dena hai

tw big fan of anushka sharma or btaya tha usne virat ko

virat thinking aaj thodi investment kar dun to ye kal utna hi return dega

anushka fully into plan

[timewaster]

sunday afternoon

bangalore ka ek 7 star hotel

virat called tw : haan jaldi aaja

teri performance ke liye reward dena hai

tw big fan of anushka sharma or btaya tha usne virat ko

virat thinking aaj thodi investment kar dun to ye kal utna hi return dega

anushka fully into plan

Door opens ...Virat holding it open 

TW : namaste sir ..namaste bhabhi .woh ..bhaiya ne bola tha ..abhi aane ko 

aap log ko distrub to nahin kar raha hoon 

cant blieve finally getting to meet anushaak sharma ..his life long crush face to face 

she smilnig 

dekh ke hi TW ka  dil 

[lpg]

Shruthi gaon ke postmaster ..deen dayaal jee ki beti

life ka ek sapna ....film star banana hain

gaon ...miles away from mumbai

the only person who konws anything about industry is LPG the tharku ..who often travels in India and abroad

one day ...

Shruthi decides to go and meet Thakur saab and get his help to go abroad

reaches his haveli at 4 pm in the vening

shruthi : namaste thakur saab ..woh main shruthi deen dayaal jee ki beti


main andar aaon ?

lpg ek adhed umar ka tharki aadmi

gaon ki kayi bholi bhaali ladkiyon ko filmon ke spne dikha ke chod chuka tha

kayi dino se ab shruti pe nazar thi

usi ne shruti ki dost sapna jo pichle hafte chudi thi lpg se ko bola tha shruti ke mann mai ye khayal daalne ko

biwi shehar mai thi

bache baahar settled

or thakur roz nayi chut ki talaash mai

lpg :kon acha haan aao shruti btaya tumhari dost ne

bolo kya kaam hai

sitting in his drawing room

[lpg]

Door opens ...Virat holding it open 

TW : namaste sir ..namaste bhabhi .woh ..bhaiya ne bola tha ..abhi aane ko 

aap log ko distrub to nahin kar raha hoon 

cant blieve finally getting to meet anushaak sharma ..his life long crush face to face 

she smilnig 

dekh ke hi TW ka  dil 

virat : abe disturb karta to bulaata kyu

chal aa andar

baby ye hai wo jisne pichle match mai izzat bacha li team ki

anushka extend her hand towards tw

anu : hi nice to meet you

virat bta raha tha kitni lambi batting kar lete ho

(seedha kaam pe)

[timewaster]

lpg ek adhed umar ka tharki aadmi

gaon ki kayi bholi bhaali ladkiyon ko filmon ke spne dikha ke chod chuka tha

kayi dino se ab shruti pe nazar thi

usi ne shruti ki dost sapna jo pichle hafte chudi thi lpg se ko bola tha shruti ke mann mai ye khayal daalne ko

biwi shehar mai thi

bache baahar settled

or thakur roz nayi chut ki talaash mai

lpg :kon acha haan aao shruti btaya tumhari dost ne

bolo kya kaam hai

sitting in his drawing room

Shruthi : thakur saab ...babu jee .woh ..sapna boli ..aap ...seedhe mumbai tak pahucha dete ho 

aap ...seekha dete ho ..aur ..phir ..mumbai le ke bhi jaate ho 

aap ..karan johan ko jaante ho sir 

mujhe lenge woh .. ?

[lpg]

Shruthi : thakur saab ...babu jee .woh ..sapna boli ..aap ...seedhe mumbai tak pahucha dete ho 

aap ...seekha dete ho ..aur ..phir ..mumbai le ke bhi jaate ho 

aap ..karan johan ko jaante ho sir 

mujhe lenge woh .. ?

lpg analysing her body

aankhon se hi naap le raha tha uski body ka

lpg : haan shruti apna hi aadmi hai wo

ye dekho

showing her a pic of him with kjo which he once clicked at a hotel

lpg : kyu puch rahi ho