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tw and his men ....all gunmen .....come and sit all around 

staff and crew all shocked 

tW :areeeeeeeeey kya ho gaya .sharma hum hain yaar (to the prodcuer ) 

uffffffffffffff naach rahi hain katrina ..aaaaaaaaaah 

ruko maat yaar ..karte raho ...

ruko mat ....go on go on 

staff all scraed ..gun men all around some 50 or so 

TW walking to the front ......staring at katrina ..as if nangi kar dega ..dekh ke hi 

TW: sahi ...picture bana rahe ho sharma ..yeh to hit honi hain 

public to khadi ho jayegi line laga ke ..

mera to abhi se khada ho gaya 

(all his gunmen laughing) 

katrina piche hatne lagti hai

katrina : hey who are you ? 

get lost right now warna

piche se producer signalling her to keep quiet

producer : tw ji aap yahan

par wo pichle mahine news par dikha rahe the aapka encounter wo

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katrina piche hatne lagti hai

katrina : hey who are you ? 

get lost right now warna

piche se producer signalling her to keep quiet

producer : tw ji aap yahan

par wo pichle mahine news par dikha rahe the aapka encounter wo

tW : areey sharma ...picture produce ki hain ...4000 crore lagaye hain ....abhi to main vasool kiye bina maroonga bhi nahin (looking at katrina ) 

waise mere paise sahi jagaah lagaaye hain 

kam se kam ...2 item number toh daale hain na madam ke ...aur kapde ....thode zyada nahin hain ...

(Staring at her openly)

TW's men ...shouting : haan zyada hain ..zyada hain 

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tW : areey sharma ...picture produce ki hain ...4000 crore lagaye hain ....abhi to main vasool kiye bina maroonga bhi nahin (looking at katrina ) 

waise mere paise sahi jagaah lagaaye hain 

kam se kam ...2 item number toh daale hain na madam ke ...aur kapde ....thode zyada nahin hain ...

(Staring at her openly)

TW's men ...shouting : haan zyada hain ..zyada hain 

katrina : kya kaha paise or tumne

tw used to extort money from people and invest in movies for better returns

but aaj to lagta hai full package return milne wala tha

sharma : kaisi baat kar rahe hai sir aap boliye kitne bade hai

abhi costume designer ko bula dete hai

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katrina : kya kaha paise or tumne

tw used to extort money from people and invest in movies for better returns

but aaj to lagta hai full package return milne wala tha

sharma : kaisi baat kar rahe hai sir aap boliye kitne bade hai

abhi costume designer ko bula dete hai

TW : dikhaao madam ka photo shoot toh karaya hoga na ...

dikhaao ...

producer sharma : jee sir ..ek min 

katrina : 

sharma : katrina jee. .please ...chup raheye

TW : areey ..bolna hain madam ko toh bolo na na bolne mujhe bhi to awaaaz suni hain 

all men laughing 

producer ..showing screenshow of pics of katrina in different looks of the movie 

producer : sir jaisa aap ne bola tha ...jitna chota ho sakte utna ...suriaya mein .choli itni choti ki bra na fit ho ...aur itne ghaghra uthne waale dance steps ki ...no short ....sirf thongs .....mazoor e khuda mein toh itna tight dress ki andar ..kuch nain fit ho paya

tW: aaaaaaaah fuck ..toh andar nangi naachi madam 

looking at katrina 

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TW : dikhaao madam ka photo shoot toh karaya hoga na ...

dikhaao ...

producer sharma : jee sir ..ek min 

katrina : 

sharma : katrina jee. .please ...chup raheye

TW : areey ..bolna hain madam ko toh bolo na na bolne mujhe bhi to awaaaz suni hain 

all men laughing 

producer ..showing screenshow of pics of katrina in different looks of the movie 

producer : sir jaisa aap ne bola tha ...jitna chota ho sakte utna ...suriaya mein .choli itni choti ki bra na fit ho ...aur itne ghaghra uthne waale dance steps ki ...no short ....sirf thongs .....mazoor e khuda mein toh itna tight dress ki andar ..kuch nain fit ho paya

tW: aaaaaaaah fuck ..toh andar nangi naachi madam 

looking at katrina 

katrina : what ye sab kya ho raha hai

wo meri pics is gunde ko kyu

ab samjhi mere mana karne par bhi wo tight thongs kyu pehnaye

how can you do this sir

mai nhi kar sakti ye sab

call security and throw him out

but there was no security men only tw men surrounding that area

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katrina : what ye sab kya ho raha hai

wo meri pics is gunde ko kyu

ab samjhi mere mana karne par bhi wo tight thongs kyu pehnaye

how can you do this sir

mai nhi kar sakti ye sab

call security and throw him out

but there was no security men only tw men surrounding that area

Katrina tryng to walk away 

Tw's men .surround her 

TW:  areeeeeey areey itna gussa .....toh main gunda ...aur .bura ....

aur tum jo ..aise har movie mein randi jaise ...dance kar ke sabkka khada kar ke paise kamati ho ..woh ...theek 

woh gaane mein kya line tha .

sharma : sir ..woh aulaad degi kya 

Tw : haan .woh ...raand sa mooh banaate hue ....boobs uchaalte hue ..ghaghra upaar kar ke ....tab. .objection nahin kiya ? kyon paise mil rahe thei ...

TW coming close to her ...looking at her long skirt 

tW : ek baar utha do na ....main bhi doonga ..double doonga  

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Katrina tryng to walk away 

Tw's men .surround her 

TW:  areeeeeey areey itna gussa .....toh main gunda ...aur .bura ....

aur tum jo ..aise har movie mein randi jaise ...dance kar ke sabkka khada kar ke paise kamati ho ..woh ...theek 

woh gaane mein kya line tha .

sharma : sir ..woh aulaad degi kya 

Tw : haan .woh ...raand sa mooh banaate hue ....boobs uchaalte hue ..ghaghra upaar kar ke ....tab. .objection nahin kiya ? kyon paise mil rahe thei ...

TW coming close to her ...looking at her long skirt 

tW : ek baar utha do na ....main bhi doonga ..double doonga  

katrina : ye ye nhi hato jaane do mujhe

producer fell on his knees

producer : please madam maan jaiye

pure crew ki jaan aapke hath mai hai

or fir tw gussa ho gye to mvie band

katrina now in a puzzle jis movie mai itni mehnat ki wo band

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katrina : ye ye nhi hato jaane do mujhe

producer fell on his knees

producer : please madam maan jaiye

pure crew ki jaan aapke hath mai hai

or fir tw gussa ho gye to mvie band

katrina now in a puzzle jis movie mai itni mehnat ki wo band

tw : aaaaaaaaaaai haai .gussa bada aata hain madam ko 

saare gaane karti hain lund tankaane ke liye ..aur ab kisi ka tanak gaya 

ussne movie bhi fund kar di ..toh ghussa 

areey bhai ..kya bura kiya ...

salman ..se bada hain ....dekhogi .. ? (TW lewd ..rubbing tent ) 

entire crew stunned all .....looking to the stage ...where the dance set was made ... 

his men ..laughing ..smilnig all over 

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tw : aaaaaaaaaaai haai .gussa bada aata hain madam ko 

saare gaane karti hain lund tankaane ke liye ..aur ab kisi ka tanak gaya 

ussne movie bhi fund kar di ..toh ghussa 

areey bhai ..kya bura kiya ...

salman ..se bada hain ....dekhogi .. ? (TW lewd ..rubbing tent ) 

entire crew stunned all .....looking to the stage ...where the dance set was made ... 

his men ..laughing ..smilnig all over 

katrina : dekho paas mat aana

dur raho

tw man : are leke dekh randi nasha ho jayega tujhe

another : is se jyaada nasheela kuch nhi hai bhai

katrina : please dekho we can settle this some other way

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katrina : dekho paas mat aana

dur raho

tw man : are leke dekh randi nasha ho jayega tujhe

another : is se jyaada nasheela kuch nhi hai bhai

katrina : please dekho we can settle this some other way

TW : maanegi nahin yeh .....kaula ..

kaula : jee sir ..

TW looks at a guy 

kalua just walks and shoots the guy ....in the head ..crew member dead ..in 1 min 

TW : aur koi tareeka settle karne ka ... ? 

hain koi aur settle karaaane waala 

entire crew ...quiet