Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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Katrina Kaif ..british bombshell ..rehti India mein hain ..par PR hain UK ki

regular visa renewal and fly in fly out laga rehta hain

Visa office se ....always she is given preference for the earnings she brings to India

so mostly door to door service

but ....recently new Comissioner of Customs ( who cares what role )mein LC ...comes in ...

dimaag mein khuraapaat ..

long time fan of Katrina Kaif

so ...reaches her flat ..at Wednesday morning 1130 am

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TW : shaam ko ...they were planning for some late night party ..and arguing on ....kya kya party mein hona chahiye 

no one nooticed me ..

poore ghar mein explosives  laga diye 

and then ....waited for the night to get over 

agle morning ..gave time for all hangover wale ...guests to leave ..and then ..reached their home 

i knew .post party ..they were planning to fly out of india. ...in the evening ..so ghar pe koi staff bhi nahin hoga 

TW was absolutely right

post party sara staff bhi chala gaya tha

Deepika still looking like a bombshell from last night's party

Ranveer to ab bilkul ready tha, raat bhar ke baad, Deepika ke saath time spend karney ke liye

aur use dum bhar lagane ke liye

suddnely doorbell rings...............Ting Tong Ting Tong

Ranveer opens the door..................sees TW

Ranveer: aree tum, fir se, kal kaam ho gaya tha na?

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Katrina Kaif ..british bombshell ..rehti India mein hain ..par PR hain UK ki

regular visa renewal and fly in fly out laga rehta hain

Visa office se ....always she is given preference for the earnings she brings to India

so mostly door to door service

but ....recently new Comissioner of Customs ( who cares what role )mein LC ...comes in ...

dimaag mein khuraapaat ..

long time fan of Katrina Kaif

so ...reaches her flat ..at Wednesday morning 1130 am

aahhhh Angrezan.....................Commissioner LC ke to pant mein abhi se hi...............qutub minaar bana hua hai.........

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TW was absolutely right

post party sara staff bhi chala gaya tha

Deepika still looking like a bombshell from last night's party

Ranveer to ab bilkul ready tha, raat bhar ke baad, Deepika ke saath time spend karney ke liye

aur use dum bhar lagane ke liye

suddnely doorbell rings...............Ting Tong Ting Tong

Ranveer opens the door..................sees TW

Ranveer: aree tum, fir se, kal kaam ho gaya tha na?

Just seeing how he was holding Deepika .and how she was giggling ....

Tw knew .....ki he had come in the middle of a makeout session ..which was probably going to end .in .all afternoon fuck ....

TW ka aise hi anticipation mein lund khada tha - was finally going to see that big fat ass and rub his dick on it ...possibly bang her ..she screaming ....whle TWs balls hit her huge ass cheeks 

and now here ..she was getting hot and horny with her husband 

TW: woh sir ...woh ..thoda ...mere tools reh gaye thei ..woh ..agar ek baar main ja ke .le loon switchboard ke paas se ?

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aahhhh Angrezan.....................Commissioner LC ke to pant mein abhi se hi...............qutub minaar bana hua hai.........

Katrina and her sisters ...sitting sipping coffee
 
suddenly door bell rings 

Isa : abhi kaun hoga kat ? 

Katrina : no idea. ...tum log baitho main dekhti hoon 

keeps her coffee cup down and ..goes to check 

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Just seeing how he was holding Deepika .and how she was giggling ....

Tw knew .....ki he had come in the middle of a makeout session ..which was probably going to end .in .all afternoon fuck ....

TW ka aise hi anticipation mein lund khada tha - was finally going to see that big fat ass and rub his dick on it ...possibly bang her ..she screaming ....whle TWs balls hit her huge ass cheeks 

and now here ..she was getting hot and horny with her husband 

TW: woh sir ...woh ..thoda ...mere tools reh gaye thei ..woh ..agar ek baar main ja ke .le loon switchboard ke paas se ?

Ranveer: theek hai chal chal..............jaldi le le

mera bhi lene ka time ho gaya hai................saying this looks at Deepika

Deepika acting ................ chal dhat, is mechanic ke saamney bhi

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Katrina and her sisters ...sitting sipping coffee
 
suddenly door bell rings 

Isa : abhi kaun hoga kat ? 

Katrina : no idea. ...tum log baitho main dekhti hoon 

keeps her coffee cup down and ..goes to check 

LC comes in 

LC: hello hello...............humra naam Commisioner LC hai

abhi aapka visa expire notice aaya hai embassay say, kyonki aap videsh se bahut cash leke aa gayin

wo Katrina madam, big fan............isliye khud notice leke aaye...........

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Ranveer: theek hai chal chal..............jaldi le le

mera bhi lene ka time ho gaya hai................saying this looks at Deepika

Deepika acting ................ chal dhat, is mechanic ke saamney bhi

TW : madam ..sir .aap log ....please continue karo ..main ...bas apna kaam karne aaya hoon kar ke chala jaaonga 

TW : woh ....ranveer sir ..aap thoda ....uss table se door rhena please (ranveer going towards Deepika ....small center table in the middle) 

TW : ussmein na ....ek ..minor intensity ka plastic explosive laga hain 

aur woh ...

TW pulls out a small nokia phone and presses button 

boom 

the table explodes ......wood splinters all over 

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LC comes in 

LC: hello hello...............humra naam Commisioner LC hai

abhi aapka visa expire notice aaya hai embassay say, kyonki aap videsh se bahut cash leke aa gayin

wo Katrina madam, big fan............isliye khud notice leke aaye...........

Katrina smiling ..suddenly serious 

Katrina : oh ...thanks LC sir ....mm. ..good of you to come ....on you own

takes the notice reads it 

Katrina : sir .....aisa to kuch ...mere knowledege mein nahi hain ..kuch mix up ho gaya hoga 

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TW : madam ..sir .aap log ....please continue karo ..main ...bas apna kaam karne aaya hoon kar ke chala jaaonga 

TW : woh ....ranveer sir ..aap thoda ....uss table se door rhena please (ranveer going towards Deepika ....small center table in the middle) 

TW : ussmein na ....ek ..minor intensity ka plastic explosive laga hain 

aur woh ...

TW pulls out a small nokia phone and presses button 

boom 

the table explodes ......wood splinters all over 

Ranveer: areeee bc..............0.o

Deepika and Ranveer both shocked

dono ki fhat gayi

Deepika: ye to bomb tha...........0.o

TW: