Dirty Mind

[timewaster]

fuck first scene that comes to my mind

tw : bade din ho gaye in ..rakesh ki biwi ....oops i mean thakur ki biwi :

[lpg]

aaj thakur ke bete ki shaadi

or agar thakur suhaagraat ke baare mai soch ke

rakesh ko mesage kar de

katrina ko jode mai taiyaar rakh to??

[timewaster]

tw : who does not ..know the joy of being hosted by a christian family at their home before christmas

the entire family cousins and all come in

tasty food

and lots of wine and dance and flirting

now imagine ..that house to be Jacqueline Fernandez and you the guest of the family




now take a step back 

and ...imagine this 

A special announcement by Jacqueline ..only for High networth individuals



Jacqueline : no matter what size your christmas tree is ;





jacqueline : if you can bid the highest. ..i will take you home for christmas 




Jacqueline : you can stay in my room with me ..and ....my whole family will accept you as their .mmmmmm ..son in law (giggles) 



Jacqueline : you can be yourself .and ....i assure you my family is very naughty and supportive so you can you know ...put your christmas tree anywhere ...anytime ....i mean ..you know .na 



looking at bulge of pants .....of all reporters covering the event 

Jcaqueline : so i guess you guys understood the christmas message ;




JAcqueline : so umm i guess you guys can pick up your mobiles and ...on www.justf.com 

just ..bid ;



Jacqueline : merrry christmas boys :

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kl raat ke baad to a totally new plot on her

with a complete different personality bnta hai

(lpg processing)

[timewaster]

kl raat ke baad to a totally new plot on her

with a complete different personality bnta hai

(lpg processing)

tw : aaaaaaaaaaaaaah she talking to her family ..my family 

both in the drawing room 

while we :

[timewaster]

tw : who does not ..know the joy of being hosted by a christian family at their home before christmas

the entire family cousins and all come in

tasty food

and lots of wine and dance and flirting

now imagine ..that house to be Jacqueline Fernandez and you the guest of the family




now take a step back 

and ...imagine this 

A special announcement by Jacqueline ..only for High networth individuals



Jacqueline : no matter what size your christmas tree is ;





jacqueline : if you can bid the highest. ..i will take you home for christmas 




Jacqueline : you can stay in my room with me ..and ....my whole family will accept you as their .mmmmmm ..son in law (giggles) 



Jacqueline : you can be yourself .and ....i assure you my family is very naughty and supportive so you can you know ...put your christmas tree anywhere ...anytime ....i mean ..you know .na 



looking at bulge of pants .....of all reporters covering the event 

Jcaqueline : so i guess you guys understood the christmas message ;




JAcqueline : so umm i guess you guys can pick up your mobiles and ...on www.justf.com 

just ..bid ;



Jacqueline : merrry christmas boys :

TW : the possibilities 

aaaaaaaaaaah i think ..i need ..milk ..every day ...5 times a day to keep up :

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tw : aaaaaaaaaaaaaah she talking to her family ..my family 

both in the drawing room 

while we :

both mothers bahar drawing room mai talking

happy that finally their children getting married

or andar se occassional moaning and grunting sound

maa : dono kitne khush lagte hai saath mai

[lpg]

TW : the possibilities 

aaaaaaaaaaah i think ..i need ..milk ..every day ...5 times a day to keep up :

bc pta nhi kyu

isko escort se upar dekh hi nhi paata hun

[timewaster]

both mothers bahar drawing room mai talking

happy that finally their children getting married

or andar se occassional moaning and grunting sound

maa : dono kitne khush lagte hai saath mai

katrina holding on for dear life 

by now ...tw is mad for her love ....

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katrina holding on for dear life 

by now ...tw is mad for her love ....

or if both mom decide

kyu na bachon ko christmas ke liye kahin bahr bhej dein