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jacqueline fernandez top actress of bollywood

lekin andar hi andar income badhaane ka or bhi tareeka dhundha

smuggling

or itni sexy to thi

pakdi bhi jaati to lauda hillaa ke bach nikalti thi

now with her new song she is trending in bollywood

par ek cbi officer tw ko clue mila jacqueline ke case mai

raat ko hi went to her house

jaise hi ghar pahunche

darwaaze ke bahar awaazein aa rahi thi

I CAN BE YOUR BAD GIRL

tW : bc ..yeh bade logo ke chochle 

pandu kaluuraam (police constables ) tod do drawzaaa 

dekho koi na jaane paeyein 

pakka sab ..illegal drugs le rahe hain 

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they start beating door

par andar se no response

ultmately dono ne milke darwaaza tod diya

but to their surprise

andar poora hall empty

or jaise hi darwaaza toota

tw ke saamne ye nazaara tha



full volume mai dj baj rha tha

so jacqueline didnt notice them

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they start beating door

par andar se no response

ultmately dono ne milke darwaaza tod diya

but to their surprise

andar poora hall empty

or jaise hi darwaaza toota

tw ke saamne ye nazaara tha



full volume mai dj baj rha tha

so jacqueline didnt notice them

that ass was HUGE !!!! 

Jacqueline FErnandez possbily drunk/ high or both ...dancing ..sexily to her own song 

that ass ...shaknig it .right into an invisible man's dick 

kallu and pandu ...enter the door and ..stop ...both dwoinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Tw enters and his mouth ..also 

all 3 in 1 line ..checking out that huge bootyy 

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kuch der tak none of them moved

bas aankhein faad ke looking at her moves

paandu ke muh se to laar tapakne lagi

and then jacqueline suddenly moves around

jacqueline : i can be your

stops

jacqueline : what the hell kon ho tum log

stops music

jacqueline : how dare you break my door

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kuch der tak none of them moved

bas aankhein faad ke looking at her moves

paandu ke muh se to laar tapakne lagi

and then jacqueline suddenly moves around

jacqueline : i can be your

stops

jacqueline : what the hell kon ho tum log

stops music

jacqueline : how dare you break my door

tw breaking from the .....trance 

gets up ..to her ..and throws on teh table ...arrest warrant 

and then picsk up ....a pack of cocain lying right on the table .....she was using it 

TW : illegal drugs trafficking ..and consumption 

TW: kalua ..arrest her 

tw turns .kalluraam ...standing rubbing dick shameless looking at her 

TW :pandu 

TW turns pandu .....standing behind sofa ..jerking off ..(hiding his dick ) 

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pandu : bas saahabji bas aaya aaaaaaahhhhhhh aaaaaahhhhh
 
kaluaa : sir uuhhh thodi der baad krte hain na

jacqueline in sleeveless shirt

showing her midriff

and lower shorts

looking at warrant

jacqueline : oohh shit ye sab pakde gye

ye pintu ne bhi mera naam liya hai

looking at tw 

she was looking tensed but not scared

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pandu : bas saahabji bas aaya aaaaaaahhhhhhh aaaaaahhhhh
 
kaluaa : sir uuhhh thodi der baad krte hain na

jacqueline in sleeveless shirt

showing her midriff

and lower shorts

looking at warrant

jacqueline : oohh shit ye sab pakde gye

ye pintu ne bhi mera naam liya hai

looking at tw 

she was looking tensed but not scared

tW : pintu .........................?!!! 

shockied 

TW : pintu .kahan aap ne ...matlab .aap bhi ...1>! 

shit shit shit 

TW : fuck ..pandu woh doosra waraant 

pandu ..too busy shagging 

TW pulls out mobile and reads - Pintu ...ki jo list thii uss mein .....paise ke liye ...aaaaah .illegitimate ..sexual relations and prostitution ...

fuck ..

tW: jacueline jee aap ...drugs bhi aur ........................... (looks up from warrant ) 


paise ke liye ...aap ....shit ....joshi sir ...pawar sir ...agnihotri sir ....

(stops from saying budho ke saath bhi )


and then ...

yeh ...fuck ....fuck ...vambaani parivaar ..ek saath ..7 ... ?!!! 

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jacqueline looking at constable position

she thought agar thodi si gaand hilaa ke in dono ka ye haal hai

to ye officer bhi kab tak tikega

jacqueline holding papers in hand

jacqueline : aapko to pta hi hai na ek business aaj kal kahan chalta hai

collaboration krni padti hai na

related industries ke saath

rubbing those papers slowly on her arm

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jacqueline looking at constable position

she thought agar thodi si gaand hilaa ke in dono ka ye haal hai

to ye officer bhi kab tak tikega

jacqueline holding papers in hand

jacqueline : aapko to pta hi hai na ek business aaj kal kahan chalta hai

collaboration krni padti hai na

related industries ke saath

rubbing those papers slowly on her arm

tW :aaaaaaaah jacueline ..jee aaaah yeh dono dhande gairkaanooonig hain ..galat hain 

pandu : aaaaah kya rate hain aaaaaaaaah bolo na ahh pension account todwaa doonga 

kalua : aaaah aaaaah haan meri toh gaaon mein jammeen bhi hain aaaah ek baar jacudline jee aaah ek baar 

TW : chup saalo 

turns ..JAcuqeline laughing seeing condition of the 2 constables 

[loveceleb]

TW : ufffffffff gaand kitni gori hogi isske aaaaaaah 

soch ke hi mera kaaala lauda :D :

LC: aahhhhhh by God bhai...................hum kaale desi launde, to is catholic kudi ki gori gori, malaidaar gaand ko kha hi j

jaayein