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23-08-2019, 08:48 PM
after chaos created by 370 article .. a new law was passed. ..

which stated ... all major properties owned by so called nawabs of india

will be taken back by indian government and turn it into ancient archaeological site as well as

turn it into a tourist place !

hearing which kareena ofcourse .. was blown away . . her nawaban status was under jeopardy 

and our Minister who took this action .. HBK .. was one and only guy who could over turn this ruling !

kareena at HBK farm house .. to confront .. discuss and plead minister HBK .. for some solution 

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23-08-2019, 08:54 PM
I’m HBK

The new home minister of India

I hate nawabs and their high headed lifestyle 

I want to teach all of them a lesson by taking away their properties

I’m about to pass this bill in parliament 

Just one night before I get a call from some Kareena 

She says she’s a movie star but I don’t watch any movies

I give her an appointment late night 

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23-08-2019, 08:56 PM
(23-08-2019, 08:54 PM)Chandler_hbk Wrote: I’m HBK

The new home minister of India

I hate nawabs and their high headed lifestyle 

I want to teach all of them a lesson by taking away their properties

I’m about to pass this bill in parliament 

Just one night before I get a call from some Kareena 

She says she’s a movie star but I don’t watch any movies

I give her an appointment late night 

kareena .. at HBK farm house

awaiting for him to arrive . 

she had it all planned .. if he listens good

or else.. she knws.. what exactly she gota do !

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23-08-2019, 09:01 PM
Although I never see movies, I’m renowned as a tharki minister

“Saala dekhein to....ye Kareena hai kaun??”

I search for her on internet 

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I find these pics of her

Saale lund phat ke bahar aane lagta hai

“Tere andar to jhaad ke hi rahoonga Aaj maharani.”
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23-08-2019, 09:03 PM
(23-08-2019, 09:01 PM)Chandler_hbk Wrote: Although I never see movies, I’m renowned as a tharki minister

“Saala dekhein to....ye Kareena hai kaun??”

I search for her on internet 




I find these pics of her

Saale lund phat ke bahar aane lagta hai

“Tere andar to jhaad ke hi rahoonga Aaj maharani.”

kareena waiting for HBK .. for almost half hr now

no response .. 

ane there . .kareena furious and angry ..

new article on the verge of revoking. . and now such insult

she was kareena kapoor knan .. '

she heads to Minister HBK room .. 

kareena - minister sahab .. kuch baat karni hai !

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23-08-2019, 09:08 PM (This post was last modified: 23-08-2019, 09:08 PM by Chandler_hbk.)
I deliberately make that maharani wait

Usko uski aukat dikhani thi

The whole farmhouse is empty except my servant bhoora.

She gets frustrated and comes barging into my room where I’m sitting in a bathrobe wearing nothing underneath, and drinking scotch

“Arrey. Itna gussa kis baat Ka begum Sahiba. Aapko Shobha nahi deta.”

Her song Mary was playing on TV

“Kaafi achhi item ho....I mean, item number Karti hain aap”
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24-08-2019, 02:27 AM
Tw : August just got over .....but the rainy season just got started Wink

THIS RAINY SEASON SPECIAL

AUGUST (BARSAATI) IFCIMB THARKI DIMAAG SURVEY

releasing conveniently on a weekend for most of you to take up quickly : https://urlzs.com/bhHLE

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24-08-2019, 02:28 AM
Tw : August just got over .....but the rainy season just got started Wink

THIS RAINY SEASON SPECIAL

AUGUST (BARSAATI) IFCIMB THARKI DIMAAG SURVEY

releasing conveniently on a weekend for most of you to take up quickly : https://urlzs.com/bhHLE

As always results will be released as soon as 75 respondents are reached

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1) One Survey experiment from this time : you can if finding it difficult to just name 1 celeb in 1 category name 2. Please do not add more than 2 as answer to 1 question.

2) Please click on the last "lund ki kasam sach bol raha hoon" tab to ensure all your responses are recorded 

GO AHEAD LET THE WORLD KNOW WHO MADE YOUR LUND - BARAS BARAS BARSE Big Grin

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24-08-2019, 11:22 PM
bas aage se . . gaanth kholne ki deri hai .. aur peeche he vanity van hai !

tatte ubaal maar rahe hain iss punjaban pe . . 

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24-08-2019, 11:26 PM
(24-08-2019, 11:22 PM)sluttysunny Wrote: bas aage se . . gaanth kholne ki deri hai .. aur peeche he vanity van hai !

tatte ubaal maar rahe hain iss punjaban pe . . 

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