Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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TW : kaun sa yeh wala certificate ?

TW holds a copy of their certificate ..guddu pandit se ....15 rupaih mein jo liya tha woh ?

biwi hain tumhaari ...pakka ...sanon saab ko call lagaaon ? 

picks up phone ?

pata toh chalein ..beti kisske saath bistar mein nikaar on off khel rahi hain 

lagaaon ?

phone in hand ..stands up face to face with bitto 

bitto almost pissed in his pants . .

and kya pyaar kya live kya sex ..

he right there !

bitto - maaf kar do sir .. meri galti nai hai . yeh yeh . .isne bola tha .

maine toh bola tha TW saab ko pta chal gaya toh .. lag jaenge.. mere !


main main . .mere baap ki tauba .. mujhe na karna live in .. mujhe jaane do !


kriti shocked - arre ? kamina palti maar gaya . .sar pe baap khada ho gya toh .. 

ab jaanu saath rahenge.. please jaanu .. sab tel lene gaya ?

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Parasher : tu na tension na le main hoon na 

presses bell thrice as if in a code 

Aish opens the door and ..walks ...back in 

turning once to look at SS 

that smile 

Parasher : aaaaaaaaiii haai ..aishu tere jalwe ...yeh hi hain ..SS mere dost ka ladka hain ....

bahut bada fan hain ....

phone mein pohto liye ghoomta hain ..toh maine bola ....kya phone phone karta hain ....aa mil le :

that beauty . that style . that glamour

she was indeen any men fetish 

SS was literally consumed by .. aroma !


SS just walking in . with uncle .. just a step behind !

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bitto almost pissed in his pants . .

and kya pyaar kya live kya sex ..

he right there !

bitto - maaf kar do sir .. meri galti nai hai . yeh yeh . .isne bola tha .

maine toh bola tha TW saab ko pta chal gaya toh .. lag jaenge.. mere !


main main . .mere baap ki tauba .. mujhe na karna live in .. mujhe jaane do !


kriti shocked - arre ? kamina palti maar gaya . .sar pe baap khada ho gya toh .. 

ab jaanu saath rahenge.. please jaanu .. sab tel lene gaya ?

TW : dekho .....fariyaane ke liye (to settle it out ) ..umaar padhi hain 

ab humaare area mein yeh sab ..karoge .toh ....

harzaana to bharna padega na 


kalua : sahab .....hum dono ne last time ..ladke ko kaata tha ....woh last time bhi birju aur mohan ne ladki ko ..


iss baar please hum 

kishori :badi lambi hain ....pair dono pakad ke karenge ...

birju and mohan : areey bc. ..aise hi .....na na .....ladka kaatna tumhaara kaam ..ladki ..hamara (eyeing kriti ) 

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that beauty . that style . that glamour

she was indeen any men fetish 

SS was literally consumed by .. aroma !


SS just walking in . with uncle .. just a step behind !

Aish : aap ka toh wahi single malt na (to parasher ) 

making his drink

Aish : aur tum SS ?

looks at him ..again ..sahrmaao mat ......paise diye hain .parassher jee ne ....

so ...jo chahiye khul ke bolo 

Parasher : ek dum ....dekha anal chahiye .ya .mooh pe baithana hain ...sab karegi ...

Aish smiling pouring a drink 

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TW : dekho .....fariyaane ke liye (to settle it out ) ..umaar padhi hain 

ab humaare area mein yeh sab ..karoge .toh ....

harzaana to bharna padega na 


kalua : sahab .....hum dono ne last time ..ladke ko kaata tha ....woh last time bhi birju aur mohan ne ladki ko ..


iss baar please hum 

kishori :badi lambi hain ....pair dono pakad ke karenge ...

birju and mohan : areey bc. ..aise hi .....na na .....ladka kaatna tumhaara kaam ..ladki ..hamara (eyeing kriti ) 

bitto abt to cry !


kriti - namard kahin kaa !! .. kaatne ko. hona bhi toh chahiye !!

looks at TW

kriti - TW ji . aap he batao .. kya galat kara hai . 

agar shaadi kar leti toh . baad main pta lagta naa. ki iska toh .. (shows small hand gesture)

ab pehle test kar liya .. itna bhi bura nai hai LIVE IN !!


kriti - ab aap ki shaadi nai hui hai . aise hee kisi se kar lenge kya !!

as kahlua abt to get closer to kriti bittoo !


kriti - arre yaar tum thero yaar .. baat kar rahi hun naa !

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bitto abt to cry !


kriti - namard kahin kaa !! .. kaatne ko. hona bhi toh chahiye !!

looks at TW

kriti - TW ji . aap he batao .. kya galat kara hai . 

agar shaadi kar leti toh . baad main pta lagta naa. ki iska toh .. (shows small hand gesture)

ab pehle test kar liya .. itna bhi bura nai hai LIVE IN !!


kriti - ab aap ki shaadi nai hui hai . aise hee kisi se kar lenge kya !!

as kahlua abt to get closer to kriti bittoo !


kriti - arre yaar tum thero yaar .. baat kar rahi hun naa !

That attitude 

TW toh ...dekhta reh gaya 

TW : kalhua ek min .....................

baat sunnein de 

kalhua : ladki jaat hain nikaar mein hain ......kya baat sunna ...bhaiya jee ..nikaar utaar ke ..ek bara please 

TW : kalhua     

TW : haan bolo ....

 

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Aish : aap ka toh wahi single malt na (to parasher ) 

making his drink

Aish : aur tum SS ?

looks at him ..again ..sahrmaao mat ......paise diye hain .parassher jee ne ....

so ...jo chahiye khul ke bolo 

Parasher : ek dum ....dekha anal chahiye .ya .mooh pe baithana hain ...sab karegi ...

Aish smiling pouring a drink 

SS slowly getting comfortable !


sits next to paresher !

SS err mera bhi single malt aish ji !!

looking at paresher ! just nods smiles.. on both options paresher gave.. !!

SS - donno mil jae toh .. kya baat.. err aur bhi kuch ?

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That attitude 

TW toh ...dekhta reh gaya 

TW : kalhua ek min .....................

baat sunnein de 

kalhua : ladki jaat hain nikaar mein hain ......kya baat sunna ...bhaiya jee ..nikaar utaar ke ..ek bara please 

TW : kalhua     

TW : haan bolo ....

 

kriti - tu nikar utarega meri .. ? aur utar ke kya karega .. chup chap khada reh baat karne de TW ji se!

bittoo - kam bol kriti .. !

kriti - tere saath dekh liya.. acha hua.. aaj yeh sab aa gae . warna main khudh kal wapis ghar jaa rahi thi !

back to TW !

kriti - haan TW ji aap batao nai batao ! .. ab shaadi ho jaati isse. aur iske chote se zindagi guzarni padti toh !

nai aap batao . . aap he bol rahe the naa badi lambi hai ?

toh .. meri jaisi ladki ko . aisa namuna .. no chance TW ji !! LIVE IN OVER !

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SS slowly getting comfortable !


sits next to paresher !

SS err mera bhi single malt aish ji !!

looking at paresher ! just nods smiles.. on both options paresher gave.. !!

SS - donno mil jae toh .. kya baat.. err aur bhi kuch ?

Parasher : raat mein balcony mein ....38th floor hain na ...

khulli hawa mein lena ..aas paas koi building nahin hain ...bada mazaa aaata hain hawa hawa mein ...............

Aish putting the single matl down - hawa hawa mein jhat se ho jaata hain kyon ? 

smiling 

sits down 

Parasher : :

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Parasher : raat mein balcony mein ....38th floor hain na ...

khulli hawa mein lena ..aas paas koi building nahin hain ...bada mazaa aaata hain hawa hawa mein ...............

Aish putting the single matl down - hawa hawa mein jhat se ho jaata hain kyon ? 

smiling 

sits down 

Parasher : :

SS quickly replied

nai mera nai hoga.. jaldi se.. uski tension nai hai !!


err . par khuli hawa .. err uncle.. woh .. inke saath toh . err woh

head down . feeling a bit shy . for now

SS - bistar se mann bhare toh sochunga naa !!


hand behind head blushing !!