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tw's goon ...pull a chair ..

and he sits down

5 goons ....run across the house ...shut the main door

time 930 pm

and pull Bitto and Kriti out

TW: ....toh ...tum dono ho ...

badi garmi chaadhi hain ...mummy papa ko pata hain idhar kya ho raha hain ?

looks at kriti - ladki toh badi lambi hain .....kya height hain re teri !!

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Ek din baato baaton mein ..in a trip to Marutius ..both familes went together

Parasher sir and SS ....drinking a beer (both had gone to a nearby .....thai brothel in the noon ....very open and friendly )

Parasher saw ...Aish's wallpaper on SS's mobile

Parasher remarked - iski nangi phoot chahiye to bolna ..

and that is how the beans got spilled

Parasher understood - ladke ko chaihye

so ..imagine SS's surprise when Parasher ..called him Sunday night to Taj and ....at 930 pm and told him

Parasher : aaj ready ho ja ......saari raat ka payment done hain ..chadh jaana apni Aishu pe

Parasher and SS talking in the hotel lobby 

sudenly flurry at the entrace 

Aishwarya Rai enteres. ..all businesslike looks around 

like a tigress eyes everyone ..and moves into the lift 

Parasher smiles 

and then at SS 

Parasher : chal .raat bhar ka paisa diya hain ....beech mein ..mat nikaal lena ... badi ..garam cheez hain 

ribbing S S leads him to another lift to go to same room 

highest floor

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tw's goon ...pull a chair ..

and he sits down

5 goons ....run across the house ...shut the main door

time 930 pm

and pull Bitto and Kriti out

TW:  ....toh ...tum dono ho ...

badi garmi chaadhi hain ...mummy papa ko pata hain idhar kya ho raha hain ?

looks at kriti - ladki toh badi lambi hain .....kya height hain re teri !!

bittoo ki wahin fatii hui thi .. looking at MLA TW . .

one who sweared to stop this nonsense !

kriti on the other hand was scared too

kriti - err nn . namaste .. MLA saab !!

bt then that comment by TW .. kriti felt awkward and scared at the same time !

bitto was in his gunji .. and kriti in a long tshirt .. with one bra strap visible and neeche shorts

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Parasher and SS talking in the hotel lobby 

sudenly flurry at the entrace 

Aishwarya Rai enteres. ..all businesslike looks around 

like a tigress eyes everyone ..and moves into the lift 

Parasher smiles 

and then at SS 

Parasher : chal .raat bhar ka paisa diya hain ....beech mein ..mat nikaal lena ... badi ..garam cheez hain 

ribbing S S leads him to another lift to go to same room 

highest floor

SS stil cant believe it was actually happening.. 

SS was curious .. 

SS while in the lift 


uncle.. kyu taang kheech rahe ho .. jab se aish ka wallpaper dekha hai aapne phone pe

acha .. hata dunga.. ab itni toh mat kheecho.. aish AISHWARYA RAI . aur nai nai ! aap mazak kar rahe ho!

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bittoo ki wahin fatii hui thi .. looking at MLA TW . .

one who sweared to stop this nonsense !

kriti on the other hand was scared too

kriti - err nn . namaste .. MLA saab !!

bt then that comment by TW .. kriti felt awkward and scared at the same time !

bitto was in his gunji .. and kriti in a long tshirt .. with one bra strap visible and neeche shorts

T W: ganji mein ladka nikkar mein ladki 

birju lag raha hain ...bhaari ....kaam chal raha tha ....

dekh to ....bistar 

birju runs : bhai poora ...ujdha hua hain ...

TW : toh .....pita je.e ..delhi ke hain na ...?? chartered accountant .hisaab nahin rakhte beti ki jawaani ka ..(to kriti ) lutaaye jaa rahi hain ..idhar .. ? 

all men laughing

TW : ......badi lambi ho ..kya height hain ...hain ? 

aur ek baar poochna pada to soch lo nikaar utaar denge 

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SS stil cant believe it was actually happening.. 

SS was curious .. 

SS while in the lift 


uncle.. kyu taang kheech rahe ho .. jab se aish ka wallpaper dekha hai aapne phone pe

acha .. hata dunga.. ab itni toh mat kheecho.. aish AISHWARYA RAI . aur nai nai ! aap mazak kar rahe ho!

lift stops at top floor 

Parasher .pulls out his phone ..: le wallpaper na beta aisa hota hain .ek min ..

browses through his gallery and shows a pic shot from above ...a dick out ...Aish's tongue on it ...she about to bite it 

she naked 

her creamy white tits ...showing ....

he looked at hte watch of the man in the pic and the watch on Parasher's hand 

SS : uncle aap ne ... ? 

Parasher : mmmmmmm ...har 15 din mein ..ek baar toh ...banta hain (rubs his tent )

reaches door 

Parasher : tu ready hain na ? 

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T W: ganji mein ladka nikkar mein ladki 

birju lag raha hain ...bhaari ....kaam chal raha tha ....

dekh to ....bistar 

birju runs : bhai poora ...ujdha hua hain ...

TW : toh .....pita je.e ..delhi ke hain na ...?? chartered accountant .hisaab nahin rakhte beti ki jawaani ka ..(to kriti ) lutaaye jaa rahi hain ..idhar .. ? 

all men laughing

TW : ......badi lambi ho ..kya height hain ...hain ? 

aur ek baar poochna pada to soch lo nikaar utaar denge 

kriti - ji woh . 5.. 5.9 .

bittoo - MLA ji . aapko koi galti lagi hai 

hum . woh shaadi shuda hain .. yeh live in wive in . .na kar rahe !


yeh yeh .. aap woh dewaar pe photo dekho . .hamari shaadi ki

bittoo slightly got over board - aur aap na meri biwi se aise naa baat karo !!!

kriti just looking at TW .. heard bittoo . just elbows him . more like saying chup ho ja . !

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kriti - ji woh . 5.. 5.9 .

bittoo - MLA ji . aapko koi galti lagi hai 

hum . woh shaadi shuda hain .. yeh live in wive in . .na kar rahe !


yeh yeh .. aap woh dewaar pe photo dekho . .hamari shaadi ki

bittoo slightly got over board - aur aap na meri biwi se aise naa baat karo !!!

kriti just looking at TW .. heard bittoo . just elbows him . more like saying chup ho ja . !

TW : kaun sa yeh wala certificate ?

TW holds a copy of their certificate ..guddu pandit se ....15 rupaih mein jo liya tha woh ?

biwi hain tumhaari ...pakka ...sanon saab ko call lagaaon ? 

picks up phone ?

pata toh chalein ..beti kisske saath bistar mein nikaar on off khel rahi hain 

lagaaon ?

phone in hand ..stands up face to face with bitto 

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lift stops at top floor 

Parasher .pulls out his phone ..: le wallpaper na beta aisa hota hain .ek min ..

browses through his gallery and shows a pic shot from above ...a dick out ...Aish's tongue on it ...she about to bite it 

she naked 

her creamy white tits ...showing ....

he looked at hte watch of the man in the pic and the watch on Parasher's hand 

SS : uncle aap ne ... ? 

Parasher : mmmmmmm ...har 15 din mein ..ek baar toh ...banta hain (rubs his tent )

reaches door 

Parasher : tu ready hain na ? 

SS stops him right before the door !

it was crystal clear now.. abt aish and paresher adventures

SS - uncle kya kar rahe ho .. haan haan maan liya .. bt aise seedha sherni ke muh main fek rahe ho

yeh thailand wali ladki nai hai.. aishwarya rai . hai .. aishwarya rai !

2 mi ruko toh . .thoda.. thoda. samjhao batao toh .. 

baat karne main kaisi hai .. karte waqt wagera !!

SS had so many bitches.. bt this was indeed once in a lifetime !

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SS stops him right before the door !

it was crystal clear now.. abt aish and paresher adventures

SS - uncle kya kar rahe ho .. haan haan maan liya .. bt aise seedha sherni ke muh main fek rahe ho

yeh thailand wali ladki nai hai.. aishwarya rai . hai .. aishwarya rai !

2 mi ruko toh . .thoda.. thoda. samjhao batao toh .. 

baat karne main kaisi hai .. karte waqt wagera !!

SS had so many bitches.. bt this was indeed once in a lifetime !

Parasher : tu na tension na le main hoon na 

presses bell thrice as if in a code 

Aish opens the door and ..walks ...back in 

turning once to look at SS 

that smile 

Parasher : aaaaaaaaiii haai ..aishu tere jalwe ...yeh hi hain ..SS mere dost ka ladka hain ....

bahut bada fan hain ....

phone mein pohto liye ghoomta hain ..toh maine bola ....kya phone phone karta hain ....aa mil le :