Glamour Xclusive I Fuck Celebrities in My Brain

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saif : 5000 crore

this amount compelling him to agree to proposal

kareena : oohh halla

pichli baar wo kisne kiya tha

aaaaahhh aaaahhhhh nichod daalegi kya aaaahhhh aaaahhhh insaan hun kitna krwaayegi

kareena : saif jaldi bolo na

saif : sir wo

kareena : cmon say it

saif : ok

TW cant take it any more 

Saif ..was standing kareena ..went and stood next to him 

kareena : yeh hi na baat 

and that moment ..

tW ran like a boy .....a college boy a school boy .mad ....

and hugged kareena kissing her all oveer her face 

tW: aaaah sorry saif bhai ..sorry aaaaah .ek dum .control nahin ho paat aaaaaah kareena aah muah muah maaaaaaah 

aah ..phir se. aaaaaaah ....mujra naach aur ...ghar bhar daud ke ... ? :D :

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Tw : shruthi ..roleplay (TW ki gaand phat gayi )


TW:  kya role play .kuch bhi bolti hain woh ..auraat     (fake angry face) 


sees her laughing .realises she knows ..no acting wil work 

TW : woh shruthi peleas rahul ko mat bolna ..woh ..bas aise hi maine ek din .bol diya ...

shruti moving forward

not touching tw but tw could feel her body aroma

shruti : acha ek din bas

or wo jo bhabhi ne bola ki muh dhak ke choda tha ek mahina

or bhabhi ke muh ke upar meri photo

chee asal mai mil gyi to pta nhi kya karenge

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TW cant take it any more 

Saif ..was standing kareena ..went and stood next to him 

kareena : yeh hi na baat 

and that moment ..

tW ran like a boy .....a college boy a school boy .mad ....

and hugged kareena kissing her all oveer her face 

tW: aaaah sorry saif bhai ..sorry aaaaah .ek dum .control nahin ho paat aaaaaah kareena aah muah muah maaaaaaah 

aah ..phir se. aaaaaaah ....mujra naach aur ...ghar bhar daud ke ... ? :D :

kareena giggling as tw attacked her face

she too responding with kisses

kareena : aaj lund pe baith ke naachne ko mat bolna

wo taimur ke baad flexibility thodi kam hai

haan muh ghusa lena

usme koi dikkat nhi hai

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shruti moving forward

not touching tw but tw could feel her body aroma

shruti : acha ek din bas

or wo jo bhabhi ne bola ki muh dhak ke choda tha ek mahina

or bhabhi ke muh ke upar meri photo

chee asal mai mil gyi to pta nhi kya karenge

TW : ...woh ..anusahk ne ..woh bhi bol diya 

TW : woh ..shruthi woh ...(hearing ...sound of chair being moved back ..rahul getting up from dining table ) 

TW: woh .shruthi woh ....woh ...bas aise hi 

TW : tum ..ho itni gori ...main kya karta ...aur .woh ....woh ..tum .....jab photo lete waqt bol rahi thi na .

(she was pulling Tw's house in a function in front of everyone -jeth jee sirf meri lenge ..please please jeth jee ..meri lijiye na and Tw had blushed) 

.woh aise .bolta hai koi ..ane jeth ko  

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kareena giggling as tw attacked her face

she too responding with kisses

kareena : aaj lund pe baith ke naachne ko mat bolna

wo taimur ke baad flexibility thodi kam hai

haan muh ghusa lena

usme koi dikkat nhi hai

TW getting tharki now 

smiles 

tW:  oh ho ..aaj ....shartein ? ....shartein :D   

and walks away from both 

seeing them both 

TW: sach kya jodi hain 

waise ..taimur ka bday mmm 20 dec 2016 ....umm toh ..march 2016 mein ..aap ..aur maine jo .....woh ....uss ka toh koi ..chance nahin ho sakta na 

saif : 

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TW : ...woh ..anusahk ne ..woh bhi bol diya 

TW : woh ..shruthi woh ...(hearing ...sound of chair being moved back ..rahul getting up from dining table ) 

TW: woh .shruthi woh ....woh ...bas aise hi 

TW : tum ..ho itni gori ...main kya karta ...aur .woh ....woh ..tum .....jab photo lete waqt bol rahi thi na .

(she was pulling Tw's house in a function in front of everyone -jeth jee sirf meri lenge ..please please jeth jee ..meri lijiye na and Tw had blushed) 

.woh aise .bolta hai koi ..ane jeth ko  

shruthi : fir bhi faydaa to rahul ka hi huaa

us din 3 minute tik gya vo

tw stunned : bc aisi maal ke saath bas 3 minute

shruti : usi din bhabhi ki chut mai se khoon nikla tha na

wo raat ko jo hospital lekar gaye the aap dono

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TW getting tharki now 

smiles 

tW:  oh ho ..aaj ....shartein ? ....shartein :D   

and walks away from both 

seeing them both 

TW: sach kya jodi hain 

waise ..taimur ka bday mmm 20 dec 2016 ....umm toh ..march 2016 mein ..aap ..aur maine jo .....woh ....uss ka toh koi ..chance nahin ho sakta na 

saif : 

saif : baby ye kya bol rahe hai

kareena : hamesha hi bohot bolte hain ye

tabhi to mh chup krwana padta hai

moves forward or tw ke hothon par maano attack kar deti hai

not letting him utter a word

kissing him non stop

kareena : uuummm uuuummm bacha deke bhul gaye uuummmm aaaauuuuppppp

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shruthi : fir bhi faydaa to rahul ka hi huaa

us din 3 minute tik gya vo

tw stunned : bc aisi maal ke saath bas 3 minute

shruti : usi din bhabhi ki chut mai se khoon nikla tha na

wo raat ko jo hospital lekar gaye the aap dono

TW: nahin nahin wahan se ..nahin 

woh .....

woh 

TW blushing - woh ...thoda ....maine bola ....ek baar godhi kar ke .......aur ussye bas jeth jee jeth jee aur lo na ...(in a low voice bolna tha )

phir .maine bola naam bolo 

apna 

toh ussney shruthi kahan toh ..

main thoda ....

thoda woh zyada hi ...

woh .khoon nahin ..sunn hho gaya tha ...faint ho gayi thi ...

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TW: nahin nahin wahan se ..nahin 

woh .....

woh 

TW blushing - woh ...thoda ....maine bola ....ek baar godhi kar ke .......aur ussye bas jeth jee jeth jee aur lo na ...(in a low voice bolna tha )

phir .maine bola naam bolo 

apna 

toh ussney shruthi kahan toh ..

main thoda ....

thoda woh zyada hi ...

woh .khoon nahin ..sunn hho gaya tha ...faint ho gayi thi ...

shruti teasingly : ye duplicate maal ka yahi to drawback hai

milto jaata hai easily

par na asali jaisi quality na waisi strength

or chalta bhi nhi utni der

shruthi : asli try kiya hota to pta chalta asli mazaa kya hota hai

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saif : baby ye kya bol rahe hai

kareena : hamesha hi bohot bolte hain ye

tabhi to mh chup krwana padta hai

moves forward or tw ke hothon par maano attack kar deti hai

not letting him utter a word

kissing him non stop

kareena : uuummm uuuummm bacha deke bhul gaye uuummmm aaaauuuuppppp

TW :aaaaah karena aaaaah raand aaaaaaah .bola tha aaaaah ruk ja aaaaah ..mat ja  saif ke paas aaaaaaah 

kissing her all over ...







TW: aaaaah ..raand ..tere baad .aaaaaah kai aai aaaaah par tumhaare jaise koi nahin aayi aaaaaah 

kareena aaah tumhara pet ..blouse ..boobs ....aah gora gora punjaabi body aaaaaaaaah 

aur uss pe ..yeh aankhen aur ...tumhara yeh .raand pana ..yeh bhook tumhari aaaaaaaah 

aaaaah kareena aaah muah mauh