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[Anushkalover]

Tw : lo saala ...humne kya bola 

rape karenge ? nahin na 

lootenge  ?? nahin na

iss ..dhokebaaz chor ko jaane se maar denge ..nahin na ?

lo bc. ...

aur ..hum hi se ...smile cheen li ..(complaining that deepika said the last line worried) 

TW: ab kya maanga tha ..thoda pyaar hi maanga tha na 

thukra diya 

Birju : madarchod ....(starts kicking ranveer) 

TW: tum hi dekh lo ..birju ..tum jaise ho sake ..iss ma ke laude se vasool kar do .humein jo chahiye tha ..woh kahan milega 

bhalaaai ka to jaamaana hi nahin raha 

birju : madarchod ....bhai ka dil dukhaya pulls out gun cocks it 

Ranveer : tw bhai lekin Deepika matlab aapka kaise 

Deepika (starts laughing) : hahahahah tw aap bhi na maazak nahi samajhte ho 

Deepikaa tw ko dekhke hasne lagti hai ab...starts laughing making TW super hard 

aap jaisa bologe waisa lekin phir aapko saara loan maaf karke 

ranveeer ko iss raat ke ulte 100 crores dene honge

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Ranveer : tw bhai lekin Deepika matlab aapka kaise 

Deepika (starts laughing) : hahahahah tw aap bhi na maazak nahi samajhte ho 

Deepikaa tw ko dekhke hasne lagti hai ab...starts laughing making TW super hard 

aap jaisa bologe waisa lekin phir aapko saara loan maaf karke 

ranveeer ko iss raat ke ulte 100 crores dene honge

birju : yeh hui naa baat  (picking up ranveer by collar making him sit on sofa ..shimself with chair holding gun to his head ) .....tere se teri biwi samajhdaar hain ..

TW : aaaaaah ..100 crore 

kya bol rahi ho ..aap deepika jee ..100 crore

maltllab main to ..300 de doon ..abhi ke abhi .aap bolo (pulls out cheque book to sign) 

par ....woh ..milega kya ...bataaya nahin aap ne ???  

[Anushkalover]

birju : yeh hui naa baat  (picking up ranveer by collar making him sit on sofa ..shimself with chair holding gun to his head ) .....tere se teri biwi samajhdaar hain ..

TW : aaaaaah ..100 crore 

kya bol rahi ho ..aap deepika jee ..100 crore

maltllab main to ..300 de doon ..abhi ke abhi .aap bolo (pulls out cheque book to sign) 

par ....woh ..milega kya ...bataaya nahin aap ne ???  

Seeing the cheque book coming out Deepika felt some relief...unknown to what she has woken up! 

Deepika : wahi jo aapko pichle kahi saalo se paresshan kar rahi hai tw (haasti hai saali) 

Ranveer : nahi Deepika nahi baby please noooo don't are hatt bc 

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Seeing the cheque book coming out Deepika felt some relief...unknown to what she has woken up! 

Deepika : wahi jo aapko pichle kahi saalo se paresshan kar rahi hai tw (haasti hai saali) 

Ranveer : nahi Deepika nahi baby please noooo don't are hatt bc 

TW:  pelne dogi .deepika ? 

har ched mein ..nangi ..dadua ke ..poore ghar mein chodonga ? ...abhi se ....subah tak ... ...? har ched .mann bhar aaaaaah ...bina condom .

aisi raand type hasste hue ....daudte hue logi ..deepika ? 

sach ...

TW signing while lookign at her face : tab toh ..bc ...700 crore done ....signs ..and ..tearing cheque throws it on ranveers face 

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TW:  pelne dogi .deepika ? 

har ched mein ..nangi ..dadua ke ..poore ghar mein chodonga ? ...abhi se ....subah tak ... ...? har ched .mann bhar aaaaaah ...bina condom .

aisi raand type hasste hue ....daudte hue logi ..deepika ? 

sach ...

TW signing while lookign at her face : tab toh ..bc ...700 crore done ....signs ..and ..tearing cheque throws it on ranveers face 

[Anushkalover]

TW:  pelne dogi .deepika ? 

har ched mein ..nangi ..dadua ke ..poore ghar mein chodonga ? ...abhi se ....subah tak ... ...? har ched .mann bhar aaaaaah ...bina condom .

aisi raand type hasste hue ....daudte hue logi ..deepika ? 

sach ...

TW signing while lookign at her face : tab toh ..bc ...700 crore done ....signs ..and ..tearing cheque throws it on ranveers face 

Ranveer looking at the cheque throw and was just looking at it only...forgot about his wife too aur bas he was happy seeing that 700 crores with his name 

Deepika : aree wah 700 de diye aapne toh 

ab toh saach mein daudoongi main haina ? 

Deepika aise hasne lagti hain TW ko dekh 

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Ranveer looking at the cheque throw and was just looking at it only...forgot about his wife too aur bas he was happy seeing that 700 crores with his name 

Deepika : aree wah 700 de diye aapne toh 

ab toh saach mein daudoongi main haina ? 

Deepika aise hasne lagti hain TW ko dekh 

TW: aaaaaah .deepika ..aaaaaah ...aah teri chuaadi gaaaaaaand aur aaaaaaaah aur uss pe teri yeh hassee 

bc ..bhagwaan bhi ho to .aaaaaaaaaah 

main to aaaaaaaaah (rubbing dick ) 

TW: aaaaah ek baar aaaaaah . ....palat ke .dikha na deepika please please ek baar 

[Anushkalover]

TW: aaaaaah .deepika ..aaaaaah ...aah teri chuaadi gaaaaaaand aur aaaaaaaah aur uss pe teri yeh hassee 

bc ..bhagwaan bhi ho to .aaaaaaaaaah 

main to aaaaaaaaah (rubbing dick ) 

TW: aaaaah ek baar aaaaaah . ....palat ke .dikha na deepika please please ek baar 

Deepika : bhagwaan bhi ho toh kya tw??? 

main palat jaaungi lekin phele inn gundo ko apne aur isko (ranveer ko) bahar jaane bolo iss ghar se abhi ke abhi 

Yaha bas aap aur main rahenge 

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Deepika : bhagwaan bhi ho toh kya tw??? 

main palat jaaungi lekin phele inn gundo ko apne aur isko (ranveer ko) bahar jaane bolo iss ghar se abhi ke abhi 

Yaha bas aap aur main rahenge 

The way she said it 

tW: aaaah aap aaap ...mujhe aap boli ..suna birju 

birju .: sahab ..hum bahaar hi hain ..dragging ....ranveer along 

TW: aaaaah ...birju aaaaah ..thoda aas paas rehna .agar .kuch aur jarooraat padein toh 

ranveer shouting ..: deepika .deepika dont do this yaar. ...main chuka donoga 

birju takes him outside 

tW: birju ..bahar hi ho na 

birju : jee sir (across door) 

TW: bahar gaya .. :

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Huge fan of your posts timewaster
Where did you get coffee with Karan caps?? tell me please loved Deepika too much in that episode