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tw entering house ....stops ....eeys on deepika

TW : areey areey ....shit ..(slaps the man nxtto him ) ..areey kaula ..bc .bolna chahiye tha ..deepiak jee bhi ghar pe hain ...tum bhi yaar

bhaiya de rahe honge .abhi (finger in hole sign )

disturb kar diya

TW: de rahe thei na ? (to ranveer)

TW : aage ya peeche ? (to deepika)

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tw entering house ....stops ....eeys on deepika

TW : areey areey ....shit ..(slaps the man nxtto him ) ..areey kaula ..bc .bolna chahiye tha ..deepiak jee bhi ghar pe hain ...tum bhi yaar

bhaiya de rahe honge .abhi (finger in hole sign )

disturb kar diya

TW:  de rahe thei na ? (to ranveer)

TW : aage ya peeche ? (to deepika)

Ranveer phele hi pita hua tha aur ab TW bataye time par seedha uske ghar ke andar...Deepika too was scared lekin she didn't show up cos she wanted to handle this TW and his goons! 

Deepika : aap aise hamare ghar mein kaise? 

Ranveer : nahi TW bhai kuch bhi nahi de raha tha main kisiko ahhh mera sar tw bhai please gun aur ye sab (looking around) 

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Ranveer phele hi pita hua tha aur ab TW bataye time par seedha uske ghar ke andar...Deepika too was scared lekin she didn't show up cos she wanted to handle this TW and his goons! 

Deepika : aap aise hamare ghar mein kaise? 

Ranveer : nahi TW bhai kuch bhi nahi de raha tha main kisiko ahhh mera sar tw bhai please gun aur ye sab (looking around) 

TW : uffffffffffffff kya bol raha hain aaaaaaaaaaah ...daaalaa naahi aaj 

TW : kyon deepika ..jee .aaj .bhai ne ..(smilnig ) daala nahin kya ... ? (finger in hole) 

deepika looking away angry fuming 

tW : areey birju madam to itna muskaati hain na .photos mein 

birju : haan sir ...ek dum raand maaafik 

TW : chee chee birju chee chee 

birju : kasam se sir ....hassti hain to khada ho jata hain 

TW : areeeeeeeeeeeeeey aisa ...toh abhi kyon nahin hass rahi hain ..re ? 

Birju : hassegi sir ..ek min ...puts gun on ranveer's head ...

aeey randi ...sahaab ki baat ka ...jawaab .de ...hass ke ...abhi ..nahin to .. :

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TW : uffffffffffffff kya bol raha hain aaaaaaaaaaah ...daaalaa naahi aaj 

TW : kyon deepika ..jee .aaj .bhai ne ..(smilnig ) daala nahin kya ... ? (finger in hole) 

deepika looking away angry fuming 

tW : areey birju madam to itna muskaati hain na .photos mein 

birju : haan sir ...ek dum raand maaafik 

TW : chee chee birju chee chee 

birju : kasam se sir ....hassti hain to khada ho jata hain 

TW : areeeeeeeeeeeeeey aisa ...toh abhi kyon nahin hass rahi hain ..re ? 

Birju : hassegi sir ..ek min ...puts gun on ranveer's head ...

aeey randi ...sahaab ki baat ka ...jawaab .de ...hass ke ...abhi ..nahin to .. :

Deepika : nahi please aap aap log oh nooo...aap log ranveer ko kuch mat karna 

main main jawaab doongi ahhhhh haassske jawaab doongi lekin ranveer ko mat maaro aur bechara phele se hi damnnnnn 

kaise maara hai aapne TW isko bechara 

Deepika hasne lagti hai tw ko dekhke 

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Deepika : nahi please aap aap log oh nooo...aap log ranveer ko kuch mat karna 

main main jawaab doongi ahhhhh haassske jawaab doongi lekin ranveer ko mat maaro aur bechara phele se hi damnnnnn 

kaise maara hai aapne TW isko bechara 

Deepika hasne lagti hai tw ko dekhke 

TW : aaaaaaaaah ...areey birju ruk ..ruk ruk re baba aaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaah 

fuck aaaaaaaaaaah 

(rubbing his tent ) loooking at her 

tW : arey .....manua ...darwazaa laga re aaaaaaaaaaah ..bc. aaaaaah aise hassegi aaaaaah toh poora mohalle ka tanak jayega aaaaaaaaah 

tw :aaaaaaah kya re ranveeer bolta tha ghar mein kuch nahin hain 

6 mahine de dijiye

sala tere paas to jo hain ..bc ..main ...6 saal tak tumhaare hi ghar reh jaaon gulaam ban ke ..

saara loan .maaf kya ulta mere se le lena saale 

TW : aaaaaaaah ..deeeeeepika jee ah aaaaaaaah ..hasso mat aaaah haso mat aaaaaah fuck aaaaah khada ho jaeyga aaaaaaah (rubbin his tent shamelessly) 

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TW : aaaaaaaaah ...areey birju ruk ..ruk ruk re baba aaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaah 

fuck aaaaaaaaaaah 

(rubbing his tent ) loooking at her 

tW : arey .....manua ...darwazaa laga re aaaaaaaaaaah ..bc. aaaaaah aise hassegi aaaaaah toh poora mohalle ka tanak jayega aaaaaaaaah 

tw :aaaaaaah kya re ranveeer bolta tha ghar mein kuch nahin hain 

6 mahine de dijiye

sala tere paas to jo hain ..bc ..main ...6 saal tak tumhaare hi ghar reh jaaon gulaam ban ke ..

saara loan .maaf kya ulta mere se le lena saale 

TW : aaaaaaaah ..deeeeeepika jee ah aaaaaaaah ..hasso mat aaaah haso mat aaaaaah fuck aaaaah khada ho jaeyga aaaaaaah (rubbin his tent shamelessly) 

Deepika seeing TW's position seeing her smile and she thinks thodi baat chit karke ho jaayega 

while manua goes and locks the main door of their house 

Ranveer : ahhh nahi TW bhai main aapke poore paise de doonga loan ke lekin Deepika ko kuch nahi please uhhhh nahi tw bhai please

Deepika : nahi hassoon haan saach mein? (Laughs) 

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Deepika seeing TW's position seeing her smile and she thinks thodi baat chit karke ho jaayega 

while manua goes and locks the main door of their house 

Ranveer : ahhh nahi TW bhai main aapke poore paise de doonga loan ke lekin Deepika ko kuch nahi please uhhhh nahi tw bhai please

Deepika : nahi hassoon haan saach mein? (Laughs) 

TW:  aaaaaaaaah haddd hain ranveer tum bol rahe ho ..deepka ko kuch nahin 

aur issey dekho aaaaah bc .aaaaaah aise randi jaise haas haas ke aaaaah mera lund aaaaaaaah bc aaaaaaaah kya karoon isska aaaaaaah 

birju : chod dijiye ....saahaab. ..poora pel dijiye aap ko to tho man tha na .aapki fave hain na 

tW: aaaaaah woh to hain aaaaah deeepika aaaaaaaah .....legi mera ...bol na legi ?

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TW:  aaaaaaaaah haddd hain ranveer tum bol rahe ho ..deepka ko kuch nahin 

aur issey dekho aaaaah bc .aaaaaah aise randi jaise haas haas ke aaaaah mera lund aaaaaaaah bc aaaaaaaah kya karoon isska aaaaaaah 

birju : chod dijiye ....saahaab. ..poora pel dijiye aap ko to tho man tha na .aapki fave hain na 

tW: aaaaaah woh to hain aaaaah deeepika aaaaaaaah .....legi mera ...bol na legi ?

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TW:  aaaaaaaaah haddd hain ranveer tum bol rahe ho ..deepka ko kuch nahin 

aur issey dekho aaaaah bc .aaaaaah aise randi jaise haas haas ke aaaaah mera lund aaaaaaaah bc aaaaaaaah kya karoon isska aaaaaaah 

birju : chod dijiye ....saahaab. ..poora pel dijiye aap ko to tho man tha na .aapki fave hain na 

tW: aaaaaah woh to hain aaaaah deeepika aaaaaaaah .....legi mera ...bol na legi ?

Ranveer : nahi saale birju nahi 

ahhh TW Bhai please ahhh Deepika ko kuch nahi karna main main 

Fuck yaaar main interest ke saath saare paise lauta doonga poore 500 crores

Deepika : please isse chor dijiye na  

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Ranveer : nahi saale birju nahi 

ahhh TW Bhai please ahhh Deepika ko kuch nahi karna main main 

Fuck yaaar main interest ke saath saare paise lauta doonga poore 500 crores

Deepika : please isse chor dijiye na  

Tw : lo saala ...humne kya bola 

rape karenge ? nahin na 

lootenge  ?? nahin na

iss ..dhokebaaz chor ko jaane se maar denge ..nahin na ?

lo bc. ...

aur ..hum hi se ...smile cheen li ..(complaining that deepika said the last line worried) 

TW: ab kya maanga tha ..thoda pyaar hi maanga tha na 

thukra diya 

Birju : madarchod ....(starts kicking ranveer) 

TW: tum hi dekh lo ..birju ..tum jaise ho sake ..iss ma ke laude se vasool kar do .humein jo chahiye tha ..woh kahan milega 

bhalaaai ka to jaamaana hi nahin raha 

birju : madarchod ....bhai ka dil dukhaya pulls out gun cocks it