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Rakesh ki ma : areey katrina .beta baba aaye hain ...

yeh rangoli chodh jaa baba ke charan choo

aksing her to .go to baba

Rakesh : ma yeh sab 

Rakesh ki ma : tu chup rah

Rakesh ki ma : baba je ..yeh hain rakesh mere beta aur yeh hain katrina meri bahu 

katrina touching his feet

katrina in sleeveless saree

lpg hold her arms

basically feeling her skin

lpg : utho utho to tum ho jiski kokh bharni hai

rakesh fumes while his mom smiled

lpg : ladki mai to kami nhi lag rhi hai

ladka to theek hai na

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TW : areeey rahul .promotion ..haan ussi ki to baat karni hain ...

ek min .karenge na yaar karnge 

tW: kajal ..main TW ..isska boss ..

so nice to meet you 

shaking her hand 

tW :andar aao na ..please andar aao ..(taking her hand .....ushering her in )

TW:  kuch logi ..thanda garam ? 

rahul : nhi sir kuch nhi

but kajal hold his hand : cmon rahul ab puch rahe hai to mana kyu karna

kajal : sir is garmi mai kuch thanda mil sakta hai

like something of a fresh air

wo kya hai na bahar its burning outside

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katrina in sleeveless saree

lpg hold her arms

basically feeling her skin

lpg : utho utho to tum ho jiski kokh bharni hai

rakesh fumes while his mom smiled

lpg : ladki mai to kami nhi lag rhi hai

ladka to theek hai na

Din bhar rakesh ki ma ..katrina ko taane deti t hi and rakesh never stopped her 

katrina now lookign at rakesh and her mother with a victorious smile

Rakesh ki ma pissed : nahin nahin baba je...pakka issmein ...kuch ....griho ki dasha 

aap ..dekho..theek se dekho baba jee. ..

Rakesh : ma yeh khokh bharna ? 

rakesh ki ma ..: tu chup kar 

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rahul : nhi sir kuch nhi

but kajal hold his hand : cmon rahul ab puch rahe hai to mana kyu karna

kajal : sir is garmi mai kuch thanda mil sakta hai

like something of a fresh air

wo kya hai na bahar its burning outside

tW :areey bilkul na ..

baitho tum .baitho 

TW :..areey rahul tum AC kyon nahin lagwa lete bhai 

chodho tum se na hoga 

main kal aadmi bhhej doonga ..har room mein ek AC laga lena 

TW : kajal ..lassi peeyogi ? .......

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Din bhar rakesh ki ma ..katrina ko taane deti t hi and rakesh never stopped her 

katrina now lookign at rakesh and her mother with a victorious smile

Rakesh ki ma pissed : nahin nahin baba je...pakka issmein ...kuch ....griho ki dasha 

aap ..dekho..theek se dekho baba jee. ..

Rakesh : ma yeh khokh bharna ? 

rakesh ki ma ..: tu chup kar 

lpg looking at katrina from top to bottom

lpg : palat jao

now analysing katrina back 

almost scanning her body with his eyes

koi or aisa karta to rakesh lad jaata

par idhar bebas tha bechaara

lpg : hhmm dosh to hai

thoda kaam karna padega

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lpg looking at katrina from top to bottom

lpg : palat jao

now analysing katrina back 

almost scanning her body with his eyes

koi or aisa karta to rakesh lad jaata

par idhar bebas tha bechaara

lpg : hhmm dosh to hai

thoda kaam karna padega

Rakesh smiling for first time 

Rakesh ki ma : main na kehti thi ....

Katrina : baba jee ..dosh ...kaisa dosh .baba jee . ?

Rakesh ki ma : baba jee. kya karna hain aap bolo ..bolo baba jee. ...

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tW :areey bilkul na ..

baitho tum .baitho 

TW :..areey rahul tum AC kyon nahin lagwa lete bhai 

chodho tum se na hoga 

main kal aadmi bhhej doonga ..har room mein ek AC laga lena 

TW : kajal ..lassi peeyogi ? .......

kajal jubilant when tw said ac lagwa dunga

kajal : sir itni baar bola inko

khud to saara din ac mai rehte hai ofice mai or mujhe bas pankha

kajal : lassi ... sir kuch shake nhi hai kya

taaza taaza nikaala hua

tw ka lund react to that comment but unnoticed by rahul

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kajal jubilant when tw said ac lagwa dunga

kajal : sir itni baar bola inko

khud to saara din ac mai rehte hai ofice mai or mujhe bas pankha

kajal : lassi ... sir kuch shake nhi hai kya

taaza taaza nikaala hua 

tw ka lund react to that comment but unnoticed by rahul

tw ka toh lund yeh sun ke aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

tW :aaaah woh kajal ..woh ....ab akela rehta hoon ...

koi help hoti ..toh na ..taaaja taaaja jab man tab ..nikaal deta 


abhi toh thoda haath lagaanad padega 

ab. ...jaise ..grihasthi ki gaadi ....2 pahiyon se chalti hain (looking at rakesh and kajal)

waise ..mm...taaja taaaja ..shake bhi to 2 haatho so banta hain na ..(looks at her ..hands) 

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Rakesh smiling for first time 

Rakesh ki ma : main na kehti thi ....

Katrina : baba jee ..dosh ...kaisa dosh .baba jee . ?

Rakesh ki ma : baba jee. kya karna hain aap bolo ..bolo baba jee. ...

lpg moves closer

lpg : wo kya hai grihon ki dasha bta rahi hai tumhara or iska milan (rakesh) unhe manya nhi hai

isiiye santaan ki praapti nhi ho sakti

ek kathor tapasya karni padegi humaare saath

kar logi (looking in her eyes)

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lpg moves closer

lpg : wo kya hai grihon ki dasha bta rahi hai tumhara or iska milan (rakesh) unhe manya nhi hai

isiiye santaan ki praapti nhi ho sakti

ek kathor tapasya karni padegi humaare saath

kar logi (looking in her eyes)

KAtrina looks at rakehs and then his mother 

katrina : jee baba je... santaan ke liye kuch bhi karoongi 

aap blo bas kya karna hain ..main sab karoongi ...

aap ko ....ek mauka nain doongi ..complaint karne ka