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TW shy smiling .

tW : jee. .woh ..aap kriti ..aap idhar ...

TW: aap kuch loge .paani vagairaah ..(not sure what to do )

kriti in a casual dress and jeans

barely showing her skin

it ws to tease tw as she knew aaj pagal bna hua hai

kriti : no thanks 

kuch aisa do na jo ab tak nhi mila

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kriti in a casual dress and jeans

barely showing her skin

it ws to tease tw as she knew aaj pagal bna hua hai

kriti : no thanks 

kuch aisa do na jo ab tak nhi mila

the way she said it 

tW : maltab .mlatabl .main samjha nahin 

runs to the fridge 

tW:  ...beer ? .....wine ? ....mmmmmmmmm .juice ?

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the way she said it 

tW : maltab .mlatabl .main samjha nahin 

runs to the fridge 

tW:  ...beer ? .....wine ? ....mmmmmmmmm .juice ?

kriti now sat on sofa

away from the bed where tw laptop was open

kriti : are hatao ye sab

mera mtlb hai kuch exclusive

jo sirf tum de sakte ho or koi nhi

talking in double meaning to encourage tw

talking about ifcimb awards

par tw to  

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kriti now sat on sofa

away from the bed where tw laptop was open

kriti : are hatao ye sab

mera mtlb hai kuch exclusive

jo sirf tum de sakte ho or koi nhi

talking in double meaning to encourage tw

talking about ifcimb awards

par tw to  

tW : woh kriti jee. .woh main samjha nahin 

honestly ..aap yahan 

aise ..

matlab..mujhe kuch samajh nahin a araha hain 

kya chahiye aap ko 

then looks down 

tW: kriti jee ..aap sach mein bahut sundar ho ...real life mein to reel se bhi zydaa 

aur lambi bhi ...

looking down smiling

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tW : woh kriti jee. .woh main samjha nahin 

honestly ..aap yahan 

aise ..

matlab..mujhe kuch samajh nahin a araha hain 

kya chahiye aap ko 

then looks down 

tW: kriti jee ..aap sach mein bahut sundar ho ...real life mein to reel se bhi zydaa 

aur lambi bhi ...

looking down smiling

kriti now in acting mode

kriti : oh shut up tw

sundar or mai

sundar to katriina alia or kajal hai

ifcimb awards pe kabhi ek aage to kabhi dusri

or mai

forget about it

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kriti now in acting mode

kriti : oh shut up tw

sundar or mai

sundar to katriina alia or kajal hai

ifcimb awards pe kabhi ek aage to kabhi dusri

or mai

forget about it

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tw's anger burst out : awaal darze ke ma ke laude hain madarchod 

bc ....mahine bhar tum pe hilaayenge kabhi coca cola ..kabhi ....lukka chuppi ..kabhi aira gaira 

aur ..phir ..open eneded quesiotns mein .sab tum 

but .best of ..month mein ..bc ..mdardchod sab ko to main (punches the wall in anger) 

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tw's anger burst out : awaal darze ke ma ke laude hain madarchod 

bc ....mahine bhar tum pe hilaayenge kabhi coca cola ..kabhi ....lukka chuppi ..kabhi aira gaira 

aur ..phir ..open eneded quesiotns mein .sab tum 

but .best of ..month mein ..bc ..mdardchod sab ko to main (punches the wall in anger) 

kriti now getting more intense

kriti : ohh dont play with me tw

tum bhi kuch kam nhi

ek month ho gyaaira gaira nikle hue

or series kitni ki

or wo katrina ek chota sa chat show kar de to 2 series ek saath

then she turned her face sideways : bloody bitch

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kriti now getting more intense

kriti : ohh dont play with me tw

tum bhi kuch kam nhi

ek month ho gyaaira gaira nikle hue

or series kitni ki

or wo katrina ek chota sa chat show kar de to 2 series ek saath

then she turned her face sideways : bloody bitch

tW : kriti kriti kriti suno toh 

woh ..toh aira gaira ki ...pic quality itni kharaab aayi ..itna ..try kiya capture karna ke ....pata hain 

woh ....dirty mind dekha hain tumhaare plots. .bharein huei hain 

woh sasur waala dekha hain ..2 din mein ..5 posters ke saath ....kiya tha alag alag version 

tW : kriti ..kriti ..(holds her haand ) suno toh .i really like you kriti 

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tW : kriti kriti kriti suno toh 

woh ..toh aira gaira ki ...pic quality itni kharaab aayi ..itna ..try kiya capture karna ke ....pata hain 

woh ....dirty mind dekha hain tumhaare plots. .bharein huei hain 

woh sasur waala dekha hain ..2 din mein ..5 posters ke saath ....kiya tha alag alag version 

tW : kriti ..kriti ..(holds her haand ) suno toh .i really like you kriti 

seeing sher pighal rha hai

kriti : rehne do mai kaise maan lun

luka chuppi mai bhi chudwaaya to sasur ji se

to mai kisi jawan ko deserve nhi karti

thats what you mean

she wants to dominate tw atleast for now

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seeing sher pighal rha hai

kriti : rehne do mai kaise maan lun

luka chuppi mai bhi chudwaaya to sasur ji se

to mai kisi jawan ko deserve nhi karti

thats what you mean

she wants to dominate tw atleast for now

tW : ...sorry sorry kriti maine itna socha hi nahni ..socha bahut perverse plot hoga so ..

i mean ..

tum ...i mean .....kya soch rahi thi .. ? 

same age ...kuch ?

ho jayega ..pakka ho jayega