(13-02-2020, 10:19 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]alia put hand on sofa rest
or fir looks at tw
ranbir shy from dad so focus tv pe
alia : log to bolte hain shaadi se pehle karo
but you know sasurji
shaadi ke baad wale ka alag hi mazaa hai
tw :par .matlab. .shaadi ke baadÂ
i mean kaise ..
woh ...i mean ..bura mat maanan ...bas. ...roz wahi ek ...3 inch ka saamaan (looks at ranbir )Â
ranbir .shockedÂ
tw :ab beta paala hain maine tujhe .itna chota sa tha tu .tab se ...Â
purohit : ji pratispardha maharaaj
mtlb dangal smjh lijiye ek tarah se
wo maharaani saahiba ki shart hai
bolti hai hum haare nhi jab tak wo khadi hai
aapko unke badan ki uttejna ko jhelna hoga
bistar pe pratispradha
maharaani ki shart hai
agar aap pehle jhad gye to aapko rajya waapis dena hoga
or agar maharaani pehle jhad gyi
to rajya bhi aapka or maharaani bhi
alia : tabhi to ye valentine bnaaya hai
bends a little
alia : ab pati ke liye to kava chauth hai
par patni ko bhi to saal mai ek raat ke liye
apni pasand keÂ
giggles
(13-02-2020, 10:28 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]purohit : ji pratispardha maharaaj
mtlb dangal smjh lijiye ek tarah se
wo maharaani saahiba ki shart hai
bolti hai hum haare nhi jab tak wo khadi hai
aapko unke badan ki uttejna ko jhelna hoga
bistar pe pratispradha
maharaani ki shart hai
agar aap pehle jhad gye to aapko rajya waapis dena hoga
or agar maharaani pehle jhad gyi
to rajya bhi aapka or maharaani bhi
tw ka sun ke hi ..dwoinggggggggggggggggggg
fuck ..till one cumsÂ
tW: woh .woh ..aur ..idhar ..(looks around .at least 300 junior actors ...dressed as country men ..roaming around .the groundÂ
it was a clearning among rocksÂ
some sitting watchingÂ
even kancha ...watchingÂ
tw : ..idhar .....bistar kahan ?aur ....matlab. ...Â
(13-02-2020, 10:30 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]alia : tabhi to ye valentine bnaaya hai
bends a little
alia : ab pati ke liye to kava chauth hai
par patni ko bhi to saal mai ek raat ke liye
apni pasand keÂ
giggles
tw: toh ..valentine day pe ....patni ...
matlab. .matlab. ..
taking off glasses ..and newspaperÂ
tw : kay bo lrahi tho ..ranbir ...aur tum ...matlab ..tum ok ho .. ? malatab aise ..dost ...wost .ke saath tumahare .ya ...
purohit : maharaaj wo bistar to aa jaayega
kintu bistar pe keval rani or raja chadh sakte hain
or raja to abhi aap bne nhi
to aapko pehle rani ko is akhaade mai
nothing in it except sand
purohit : dangal ki ret mai rani ka virya milaane ke baad hi aap unke saath bistar pe jaa sakenge
(13-02-2020, 10:39 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]purohit : maharaaj wo bistar to aa jaayega
kintu bistar pe keval rani or raja chadh sakte hain
or raja to abhi aap bne nhi
to aapko pehle rani ko is akhaade mai
nothing in it except sand
purohit : dangal ki ret mai rani ka virya milaane ke baad hi aap unke saath bistar pe jaa sakenge
tw : dangal maaane .inko ...matlab. .dauda ke ...i mean ...jabardasti ....par yeh toh ..(looks at her .she smiling ...that slutty smile )Â
tW: woh .yahin .saabke saamne ...jaameen pe ..patak ke ?Â
ranbir : nhi dad dost ke saath koi zaroori nhi
alia interrupts in between
alia : jiske saath pasand hai uske saath
put her head on her palm and just staring at tw
(13-02-2020, 10:42 PM)lpg Wrote: [ -> ]ranbir : nhi dad dost ke saath koi zaroori nhi
alia interrupts in between
alia : jiske saath pasand hai uske saath
put her head on her palm and just staring at tw
tw : yeh to khoob hain .ek dum modern ..tum logÂ
tw : ...woh .ranbir ..sach matlab. .tumhein bura nahin lagta tumari ...biwi ..kisi ko ..
maazaak kar rahe ho na .tum dono ..
he he sab pata hain mujheÂ
purohit : jee nhi tw ji
zabardasti nhi
wo maharaani ji aapka nikaalne ki koshish karengi
or aap unka
uske baad faislaa hoga
or fir tw ko khula challenge dene ke liye
katrina steps in ring first